Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Justin Bieber’s Comedy Central roast gets a commercial

justin bieber roast Justin Bieber's Comedy Central roast is upon us, and there's so much to look forward to, like people completely ripping the little twerp a new asshole and... well, I guess that's pretty much it. Oh, don't worry, he can handle it - he's a big boy now. Here's the first preview of what's to come on the March 30th show: Tee hee hee. Isn't he just HILARIOUS? Follow us on Twitter | Facebook...

Kendall and Kylie Jenner are getting their own spinoff series

kendall jenner kylie jennerHey guys, awesome news! Just when you thought you couldn't get enough of the Kardashian clan - after all, there's only Keeping Up with the Kardsahians, Kim & Kourtney Take New York, Kourtney and Kim Take Miami, Kourtney & Khloe Take the Hamptons, Whateverthefuck Kardashian Takes My Butt, etc - we're about to get one more treat sent our way. That's right: Kendall and Kylie Jenner are getting their own spinoff show.From Variety:  The prospect of a “Keeping Up With the Kardashians”...

Jamie Dornan is LOADED because of ‘Fifty Shades’

jamie dornan We knew the stars of Fifty Shades of Grey had to be making a pretty penny, considering how much the movie is grossing worldwide, but just how rich is the BDSM-lite trilogy making our Christan Grey in real life? Well, a lot - but not actually that much if you think about it. Apparently Jamie Dornan made a paltry $1.2 million for the first movie, which is great money to us laymen, but absolute shit in movie star money. I guess the studio got a little scared that their main man might pull ou...

Michelle Williams is very, very tired

michelle williams Michelle Williams has been raising her daughter Matilda alone since the death of Heath Ledger back in 2008, and as all single parents can attest to out there, it ain't easy. Of course, it's probably a lot easier for people who have millions of dollars and can afford hired help, but Michelle has always come off as someone (and insisted she is someone) who wants to raise her daughter HERSELF rather than handing her over to nannies nonstop. That's hard work, especially when you're trying to fit m...

Surprise! Chris Brown is a father!

chris brown baby Chris Brown has always wanted children - hell, he wanted to knock up both Rihanna and Karrueche at the same time since, you know, he was fucking them both simultaneously. It looks like this wish has already been granted, since TMZ found out that he actually has a 9-month-old daughter! The baby's mother is a 31-year-old former model named Nia -- who we're told has known Chris for several years. Sources connected to both Nia and Chris tell us they are on very good terms -- however they're n...

Do you think Ashley Benson is a bitch?

ashley benson If you answered yes to that question, you're not alone, apparently. If you answered, "Who?" to that question, then you're only slightly better off than me, who knows she was in that Spring Breakers travesty and is also on Pretty Little Liars, but it sorta ends there. But I digress. We're here to talk about Ashley Benson's bitchiness, and apparently she's got it in spades - at least according to... anyone who meets her. From Wonderland: “Weirdly, I’m shy,” she says. “When people first...

Vince Vaughn and Dave Franco create hilarious stock photos

unfinished business Vince Vaughn and Dave Franco are about to release a new movie called Unfinished Business, and to promote the film, they joined up with some of the rest of the cast (and Getty Images) to create a hilarious set of stock photos that we're all free to use however we'd like! I'm not sure what's most hilarious about this. Vince Vaughn's hairpiece, the fact that he seems superimposed into all the images like he wasn't really there to begin with, or the whole idea for this thing. I guess it's all p...

Kylie Jenner on how she’s changed: ‘I gained 15 pounds’

kylie jenner Kylie Jenner looks pretty much nothing like she looked a mere 9 months or so ago. In fact, now she's just a carbon copy of big sister Kim with the possible butt implants to match. But if you were to ask Kylie how she's changed during this past year, well, she's only put on a little bit of weight. She shared the below photo on Instagram this week with the caption "throwback to when I was 15 pounds skinnier & had a little blonde goin on". Now, let's all look at this photo and then back at the photo above. Mo...

Cameron Diaz wants you to eat a piece of cake

cameron diaz Cameron Diaz looks great - she's fit, she seems healthy (you can't tell this by looking at a person, but given the lifestyle she advocates, it points in that direction) and she's happy to share her advice with the rest of us in a new interview with Cosmopolitan UK. Cameron's approach to health and wellness is pretty simple: everything in moderation, basically. Oh, and make sure you exercise. On exercise: "You have to just do it. Once you commit and really put in the effort, your body goes, 'Oh, it's not OK to be without this.' People say, 'My body rejects exercise....

Madonna has some advice for Kanye West

madonna rolling stone If anyone has been around the musical block a few times, it's Madonna. While lately she's lost it a bit, you can't deny her legendary status and the fact that she kinda knows what she's talking about in a lot of ways. To that end, she's got some advice for Kanye West, with whom she's worked a bit in the studio (when she could actually get him to pay attention to anything) which all boils down to the fact that he needs to chill the hell out. From Rolling Stone: "Don't go to awards shows looki...

Iggy Azalea seriously needs to shut up

iggy azalea Iggy Azalea can't seem to go very long without flapping her gums about some bullshit she should really stay quiet about. Her latest nonsense comes courtesy of a Power 106 interview in which so much fuckery spills out of her mouth, I don't even know where to begin. I'll just provide the highlights. On how she has been "unfairly accused" of appropriating culture, but not Eminem: “I found it to be kind of ironic. It was because I’m white, therefore I’m appropriating culture. But then Eminem...

Jared Leto is giving us major 1994 vibes

jared leto Jared Leto is some kind of miraculous creature who hasn't aged since 1994. Could it be plastic surgery? Sure, but somehow I doubt it. He hasn't changed at all, besides growing his hair long and joining a rock band and... well, no, he hasn't changed. UNTIL NOW. Today, Jordan Catalano changed lives everywhere when he decided to cut off his hair and SERIOUSLY return to 1994. Seriously - put the below photo next to one from then and see if you can tell the difference. ...#gone! A phot...