I used to joke about the "third Olsen sister," some terrible gnome that the twins keep locked away in a basement (see also: Kristen Wiig as Judice). Joke's on me; turns out there is an Olsen sibling. Or maybe I did know that, but the knowledge somehow got lost in my brain's muddle. Oh, well.
Anyway. Meet 22-year-old Elizabeth Olsen. You're gonna hear a lot more about this kid in coming months, I swear. She's currently getting ridiculously rave reviews for her eponymous role in Martha Marcy May Marlene---and I'm talking Kirsten-Dunst-in-Melancholia r...
Man! Beyoncé looks great! You can't even tell she's pregnant!
Anyhoo. Here's the beautiful and talented Beyoncé Knowles, just chilling out with---oh. Ugh. Terry Richardson? You again? Oh, well.
I don't love Richardson's penchant for self-insertion ("Try on my Sexual Predator Spectacles! It'll be so charming!"), although would-be celebs could sure learn a lot from the photographer's entrepreneurial sense of "branding."
What I do love: the face Beyoncé is making. It reminds me ...
Two days ago, Lindsay Lohan was denied entry into the L.A. County Morgue. You knew that already. But Lohan returned, undaunted, yesterday morning---at 5:35 a.m., bless her crazy little heart. (She was 85 minutes early.)
The kid reportedly felt so bad about her tardiness on Thursday, she tried to treat her new coworkers to cupcakes and In-N-Out burgers. But Assistant Chief Coroner Ed Winter wasn't having it. Instead, he turned the cupcake deliveryperson away. (Nooooo!)
"It's unacceptable," Winter told TMZ at the time. "W...
Good morning! What are you having for breakfast? Personally, I'm thinking yogurt.
In this totally '80s commercial, Müller Rice rescues a house from from certain demolition. Müller's dairy truck saves Knight Rider's K.I.T.T. from a parking ticket (is that really William Daniels' voice?). And thanks to the power of Müller Yogurt, all the corporate zombies turn into "Mr. Men" characters. Seriously.
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Good morning! What are you having for breakfast? Personally, I'm thinking yogurt.
In this totally '80s commercial, Müller Rice rescues a house from from certain demolition. Müller's dairy truck saves Knight Rider's K.I.T.T. from a parking ticket (is that really William Daniels' voice?). And thanks to the power of Müller Yogurt, all the corporate zombies turn into "Mr. Men" characters. Seriously.
I've already said too much! I'll just leave this here, then....
In lieu of Hilary Swank's recent brouhaha---you remember, the one where she inadvertently attended the birthday of an alleged mass-murderer and war criminal, for money---new services are being unfurled to help celebrities, y'know, avoid that kind of thing.
Gawker has the full report:
How do you know if the guy who paid you six-figures to attend his birthday party in Chechnya is a bloodthirsty madman who tortures for sport? Looking that stuff up---and knowing whether to care about it---is hard. Th...
The progenitors of the awfulness that is Lindsay Lohan have finally turned on their own creation, metaphorical pitchforks in hand.
Yesterday, dad Michael Lohan hopped aboard the "let's talk about Lindsay's need for orthodontic intervention" train by speculating, on television, that his daughter smokes crack. Michael "Mitch Winehouse" Lohan, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
But never one to be forgotten, Celebrity Mom Dina Lohan is jumping in on the anti-Lindsay action. How, you ask? By writing a ...
Kidding. Kind of.
But, seriously, dude. This is the second time I've read about Jersey Shore's Vinny---and his dreams of acting---in as many days. From his interview with New York Magazine:
That's the reason I do [reality television]. I've always been in school plays and performing monologues and taking drama. Now I'm in acting classes. I do it the real way. I want to be a working actor. I would love that. I just like being on a series and having a script, and I want that to be my nine...
Oh, I almost forgot to tell you guys. Scarlett Johansson and Joseph Gordon-Levitt were spied making out with each other a month ago. A month ago! I know! And we're only just hearing about it? Some scoop, Us Weekly.
Anyway, I am not entirely opposed to this new pairing. The two are pretty close in age (he's 30), have both been in the biz since they were each 10ish, and have talent to spare. Scarlett has always struck me as a little self-absorbed and over-serious, and maybe Joe could help her mellow out. It...
So Lindsay Lohan isn't working at a women's shelter anymore. And heads up! She isn't working at the Red Cross anymore, either!
Nope. Stephanie Sautner, the judge overseeing Lohan's probation case, has ordered the innocent, blameless starlet to work 120 hours at the L.A. County Morgue instead. That's right---Lindsay's court-ordered community service has basically turned into a "Scared Straight" program.
According to TMZ, Lohan's duties at the morgue will likely be, erm, janitorial. And here's ...
Kiddies! I hope you're feeling that Christmas spirit! Eh? Eh?
OK, I can see that you aren't. That's fine. But maybe a little melody from Justin Bieber will jingle your bell. Eh? Eh?
Well? Are you feeling it? Is this going to be a Very Bieber Holiday?
Hmm. This makes me really homesick for a certain New Kids on the Block album, actually. I love a good seasonal pop ballad. />
Kiddies! I hope you're feeling that Christmas spirit! Eh? Eh?
OK, I can see that you aren't. That's fine. But maybe a little melody from Justin Bieber will jingle your bell. Eh? Eh?
Well? Are you feeling it? Is this going to be a Very Bieber Holiday?
Hmm. This makes me really homesick for a certain New Kids on the Block album, actually. I love a good seasonal pop ballad....
"The last one, not this Nazi one we have now."
---Susan Sarandon, clarifying that she mailed a copy of the book Dead Man Walking to Pope John Paul II. She certainly never mailed anything to that other guy, Pope Benedict XVI! What a total Nazi!
About that whole Pope Benedict XVI thing: the president of the Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights, Bill Donohue, has issued a statement. "The fact is that Joseph Ratzinger (the pope) was conscripted at the age of 14 into the Hitler Youth,...
Here's Britney Spears in her latest video, "Criminal"! (Which I predict will make karaoke very confusing for anyone hoping to sing a certain Fiona Apple song.) The video stars Spears' agent/boyfriend, Jason Trawick, as her partner in crime. I sure hope it's your longstanding dream to watch these two real-life lovebirds, ahem, 'gilding the lily', because there's a lot of hanky-panky all up in this business.
The music video itself is very cinematic. It opens with Britney fighting with a ...
I used to joke about the "third Olsen sister," some terrible gnome that the twins keep locked away in a basement (see also: Kristen Wiig as Judice). Joke's on me; turns out there is an Olsen sibling. Or maybe I did know that, but the knowledge somehow got lost in my brain's muddle. Oh, well.
Anyway. Meet 22-year-old Elizabeth Olsen. You're gonna hear a lot more about this kid in coming months, I swear. She's currently getting ridiculously rave reviews for her eponymous role in Martha Marcy May Marlene---and I'm talking Kirsten-Dunst-in-Melancholia r...
Man! Beyoncé looks great! You can't even tell she's pregnant!
Anyhoo. Here's the beautiful and talented Beyoncé Knowles, just chilling out with---oh. Ugh. Terry Richardson? You again? Oh, well.
I don't love Richardson's penchant for self-insertion ("Try on my Sexual Predator Spectacles! It'll be so charming!"), although would-be celebs could sure learn a lot from the photographer's entrepreneurial sense of "branding."
What I do love: the face Beyoncé is making. It reminds me ...
Two days ago, Lindsay Lohan was denied entry into the L.A. County Morgue. You knew that already. But Lohan returned, undaunted, yesterday morning---at 5:35 a.m., bless her crazy little heart. (She was 85 minutes early.)
The kid reportedly felt so bad about her tardiness on Thursday, she tried to treat her new coworkers to cupcakes and In-N-Out burgers. But Assistant Chief Coroner Ed Winter wasn't having it. Instead, he turned the cupcake deliveryperson away. (Nooooo!)
"It's unacceptable," Winter told TMZ at the time. "W...
In lieu of Hilary Swank's recent brouhaha---you remember, the one where she inadvertently attended the birthday of an alleged mass-murderer and war criminal, for money---new services are being unfurled to help celebrities, y'know, avoid that kind of thing.
Gawker has the full report:
How do you know if the guy who paid you six-figures to attend his birthday party in Chechnya is a bloodthirsty madman who tortures for sport? Looking that stuff up---and knowing whether to care about it---is hard. Th...
The progenitors of the awfulness that is Lindsay Lohan have finally turned on their own creation, metaphorical pitchforks in hand.
Yesterday, dad Michael Lohan hopped aboard the "let's talk about Lindsay's need for orthodontic intervention" train by speculating, on television, that his daughter smokes crack. Michael "Mitch Winehouse" Lohan, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
But never one to be forgotten, Celebrity Mom Dina Lohan is jumping in on the anti-Lindsay action. How, you ask? By writing a ...
Kidding. Kind of.
But, seriously, dude. This is the second time I've read about Jersey Shore's Vinny---and his dreams of acting---in as many days. From his interview with New York Magazine:
That's the reason I do [reality television]. I've always been in school plays and performing monologues and taking drama. Now I'm in acting classes. I do it the real way. I want to be a working actor. I would love that. I just like being on a series and having a script, and I want that to be my nine...
Oh, I almost forgot to tell you guys. Scarlett Johansson and Joseph Gordon-Levitt were spied making out with each other a month ago. A month ago! I know! And we're only just hearing about it? Some scoop, Us Weekly.
Anyway, I am not entirely opposed to this new pairing. The two are pretty close in age (he's 30), have both been in the biz since they were each 10ish, and have talent to spare. Scarlett has always struck me as a little self-absorbed and over-serious, and maybe Joe could help her mellow out. It...
So Lindsay Lohan isn't working at a women's shelter anymore. And heads up! She isn't working at the Red Cross anymore, either!
Nope. Stephanie Sautner, the judge overseeing Lohan's probation case, has ordered the innocent, blameless starlet to work 120 hours at the L.A. County Morgue instead. That's right---Lindsay's court-ordered community service has basically turned into a "Scared Straight" program.
According to TMZ, Lohan's duties at the morgue will likely be, erm, janitorial. And here's ...
"The last one, not this Nazi one we have now."
---Susan Sarandon, clarifying that she mailed a copy of the book Dead Man Walking to Pope John Paul II. She certainly never mailed anything to that other guy, Pope Benedict XVI! What a total Nazi!
About that whole Pope Benedict XVI thing: the president of the Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights, Bill Donohue, has issued a statement. "The fact is that Joseph Ratzinger (the pope) was conscripted at the age of 14 into the Hitler Youth,...
Here's Britney Spears in her latest video, "Criminal"! (Which I predict will make karaoke very confusing for anyone hoping to sing a certain Fiona Apple song.) The video stars Spears' agent/boyfriend, Jason Trawick, as her partner in crime. I sure hope it's your longstanding dream to watch these two real-life lovebirds, ahem, 'gilding the lily', because there's a lot of hanky-panky all up in this business.
The music video itself is very cinematic. It opens with Britney fighting with a ...