Mike Rowe is a really popular guy.
You probably know Mike Rowe as the host of Dirty Jobs, and if not, you know him as the spokesman in a slew of Ford Motor ads. (Or maybe you've never heard of him! Because you don't have a TV! Whatever!)
But Mike Rowe wishes you guys weren't all so stuck on Mike Rowe. Of course I am referring to the other Mike Rowe, who is serving time in a prison in South Dakota. And he's sick and tired of his fellow inmates teasing him about being named Mike Rowe.
"I am subject to this ridicule every day that I live," Mike Rowe says.
So Mike Rowe copyrighted the name. And now he is suing Mike Rowe of Dirty Jobs. What a drama queen.
Above: Mike Rowe, maybe in 1992, pitching lava lamps on QVC. He was fired from that job three times. Before QVC, Mike Rowe was a professional opera singer. />
Mike Rowe is a really popular guy.
You probably know Mike Rowe as the host of Dirty Jobs, and if not, you know him as the spokesman in a slew of Ford Motor ads. (Or maybe you've never heard of him! Because you don't have a TV! Whatever!)
But Mike Rowe wishes you guys weren't all so stuck on Mike Rowe. Of course I am referring to the other Mike Rowe, who is serving time in a prison in South Dakota. And he's sick and tired of his fellow inmates teasing him about being named Mike Rowe.
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I've said it before, and I'll tell you again: Ashton and Demi are total weirdos. They just might be meant to be. No, I know: Ashton sticks it everywhere, and Demi is insecure about her age. (They reportedly had an "open" marriage, and Demi was cool as long as she knew about Ashton's dalliances. It's akin to your "cool mom" promising you can experiment with Mary Jane as long as it's under her roof. Yikes. Just, yikes.)
As PopBytes tells it, Ashton did try to win Demi's affection back. With! A Lexu...
That's right! On Friday, the Biebz took Mariah Yeater's little paternity test just as he promised, and I'm sure he aced it.
But why did Bieber bother? After all, the paternity suit was dropped five days ago. And besides, we all already know who her baby's father is.
However! Enty at Crazy Days and Nights has gone wild with the news, speculating that Mariah Yeater may actually have credible evidence proving she got jiggy with J-Biebz. Could it be?
Eh, probably not. According to TMZ's earl...
Congratulations are in order for Kristen Wiig, who has been named GQ's "Bro of the Year."
It's an especially notable distinction: most of GQ's Men of the Year are, well, men. (The 2009 Bro of the Year, for instance, was Paul Rudd.) This didn't stop GQ from photographing Wiig in some pointedly un-bro-like lingerie, but whatever. I do like that she apparently drinks champagne through a straw.
The profile accompanying Wiig's accolade was penned by none other than her Bridesmaids costar, Jon ...
Let's cut to the chase: this is what Blake Lively wore to a fête celebrating Gossip Girl's hundredth episode. There's a lot of fringe, a lot of cleavage---and, as Amy Grindhouse tells it, there is also a "butt window."
I do like how ethereal this gown is---I do!---but remember, there is also a "butt window."
But it's so mermaidy! Look at that filigree curling along Blake's bosom! I sincerely almost love this dress. Okay, no, I don't love where the fringe falls on Blake's calf, but the...
I have to be honest with you: I didn't watch all of last night's episode of Saturday Night Live (hosted by the lovable Jason Segel!), but this was not entirely my fault. For instance: right after Segel's monologue, SNL reaired "Red Flag." And I was so confused! I initially thought this was an old episode, even in spite of the presence of Muppets. Muppets, everywhere! And then I discovered this was a new episode after all, and so I only felt shortchanged.
I did see the opening monologue, which was adorbs. (Segel is busily promoting The Mupp...
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Last week Justin Timberlake attended a Marine Corps Ball, just as he said he would; on Friday night, it was Mila's turn.
Kunis met her date, Sgt. Scott Moore, at the gala. She wore a simple black gown to the formal event, which was held in Greenville, North Carolina. (Sgt. Moore only recently returned from Afghanistan.)
There are only two photos from the Ball, and not much else in the way of story, so, uh.
Here's something! In less-reported news, Kristin Cavallari also accepted an inv...
So I was very quickly skimming this Daily Mail article about how Katy Perry and Russell Brand's marriage is already dunzo, and that is how I scrolled right down to a hot photo of Debbie Harry. You know, the frontwoman of Blondie? (Ugh, kids these days.)
And I wondered what exactly Deborah Harry had changed about her appearance---I mean, the woman has never looked bad, per se, but here she looked really good---and it slowly dawned on me that I was actually admiring the cut on her asymmetri...
I sort of go out of my way not to be Soap Box Johnny.
---Neil Patrick Harris takes a question from Marc Malkin at the L.A. Gay & Lesbian Center's 40th Anniversary Gallery and Auction on November 12. The evening's theme? "40 Years of Family." (NPH and partner David Burtka have twins together.)
Then Harris clarified, indicating that his family has chosen a quieter sort of advocacy: "We're super happy to lead by example, but even to define ourselves in any kind of leadership position I think is awkward... I cringe when I hear people say they consider themselves role models."...
Here's some news that is sure to thrill 10% of you!
"Netflix is gassing up the staircar!" Jason Bateman tweeted yesterday (see image of staircar, above), adding, "I don't think I've ever been happier to wear a pair of khakis."
YOU READ RIGHT! A new season of Arrested Development (get with it! Emily mentioned this last month) is coming to your laptops, Xboxes, and iPads, not to mention your Wiis, Boxees, PS3s, and what-the-heck-ever else, thanks to a new deal with Netflix.
Arrested D...
Jeremy London---not to be confused with twin brother Jason London, which I'm sure Jason loves---has had his share of legal qualms in the past. London's addiction problems have been preeeetty well documented; a year and a half ago, he and his estranged wife both (?!) lost custody of their son, Lyrik.
I'm not sure this new wrinkle is altogether related, but here goes, anyway: Jeremy London is sought for questioning in Palm Springs, California, due to a domestic squabble. Yesterday morning, Lon...
This video finally went all-the-way-viral yesterday, but I thought I'd save it for today, since weekends can be tough.
I ordinarily think of Jason Schwartzman as an actor of distinguished subtlety and nuance, but I'm going to have to rethink that stance. Schwartzman's bedazzled, satin-gloved host (of a segment called "Cast Iron Cook") is all flared nostrils and crazy eyes. And shouting!
But the costume is the best part, maybe! It's such a good imitation of Chairman Kaga's distinctive lamé cape! And did you notice the little veggie embellishments on Schwartzman's brocade chest and collar? Ah! So cute! />
This video finally went all-the-way-viral yesterday, but I thought I'd save it for today, since weekends can be tough.
I ordinarily think of Jason Schwartzman as an actor of distinguished subtlety and nuance, but I'm going to have to rethink that stance. Schwartzman's bedazzled, satin-gloved host (of a segment called "Cast Iron Cook") is all flared nostrils and crazy eyes. And shouting!
But the costume is the best part, maybe! It's such a good imitation of Chairman Kaga's distinctive la...
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Last week Justin Timberlake attended a Marine Corps Ball, just as he said he would; on Friday night, it was Mila's turn.
Kunis met her date, Sgt. Scott Moore, at the gala. She wore a simple black gown to the formal event, which was held in Greenville, North Carolina. (Sgt. Moore only recently returned from Afghanistan.)
There are only two photos from the Ball, and not much else in the way of story, so, uh.
Here's something! In less-reported news, Kristin Cavallari also accepted an inv...