Charlie Sheen's ex-wife, Brooke Mueller, allegedly assaulted a woman in a bar Friday night (the bar was called, incidentally, the "Belly Up"). So Aspen police followed Mueller to a different bar (the "Escobar Aspen"), where they discovered Mueller was also hopped up on coke.
She was arrested and charged with "possession with intent to distribute"---A CLASS FOUR FELONY---and released on $11,000 bond.
TMZ additionally reports:
But right before all that happened, Brooke DANCED HER FACE OF...
Katy Perry and husband Russell Brand attended David Lynch's "Change Begins Within" benefit last night, where the couple smooched for cameras. In other, more candid photographs, Perry looks genuinely excited to be holding her husband's hand. Ah! Young love.
Can we move along to something more important now? Like Katy's hair? Because I can't remember the last time her hair looked so good. It's a little windswept, and she has kind of a cowlick, but the cut and texture look great. And that with that colo...
Steve Buscemi hosted Saturday Night Live last night. Final verdict: NOT ENOUGH STEVE BUSCEMI. (They compensated by giving Paul Brittain some stuff to do, though. Paul Brittain! I know! He never gets to do anything!)
Let's begin with the opening monologue:
It's unusual for the opening monologue to genuinely be a highlight of any SNL episode, but this time they've done it. And it's really cute! It's actually reminiscent of Buscemi's 1998 monologue in a lot of ways. This time the idea ...
Oh, Jimmy Fallon! Readers, I ask you: is there anything more charming in this life than when a man sings a jazz standard in a Chipmunk voice? (No, don't actually answer that---just know that Chipmunks in Low Places is my favorite country album.)
And here Jimmy is now, duetting with Maya Rudolph on the Friday episode of Late Night.
Well? Isn't this adorable? Or is it obnoxious? (Trick question, grinches!) />
Oh, Jimmy Fallon! Readers, I ask you: is there anything more charming in this life than when a man sings a jazz standard in a Chipmunk voice? (No, don't actually answer that---just know that Chipmunks in Low Places is my favorite country album.)
And here Jimmy is now, duetting with Maya Rudolph on the Friday episode of Late Night.
Well? Isn't this adorable? Or is it obnoxious? (Trick question, grinches!)...
You are admiring a one-of-a-kind Katy Perry Barbie doll, designed by Amy Lee of Mattel. Those tiny 70 cupcakes on Katy's skirt? Handpainted. Those little flecks of glitter on Katy's legs? Swarovski crystal. The doll's estimated value? $15,000. Yep---this is basically the Last Word in Katy Perry Barbie dolls.
There is also a Nicki Minaj Barbie doll that has been in the news lately, and she is UH-MAZING. Of the two, she has the better hair.
Both dolls are up on the auction block until Decemb...
Writing about celebrity gossip is hard work! And that is why I have decided to farm out one of my weekend posts to my friend Fred's 11-year-old daughter. Hmm. I think this isn't illegal.
Now, you might guess that this new column was inspired by Kids React, but you are wrong. Instead, I was inspired by the mustache my friend Fred's daughter was perma-markering onto a photograph of Justin Bieber in the magazine J-14. "You know," I said to her, "Perez Hilton made his millions by drawing on peop...
Sigh. Another season, another Avril-and-Deryck sighting. These exes can't get enough of each other, huh.
Look, I 'get' that these two are still close friends. I get that they were only dining at ritzy Italian eatery Madeo on Thursday night because they are such good palsies. I get that they were celebrating Whibley's recent Grammy nomination (look harder; Sum 41 is in there somewhere). I get that, one year after their divorce, they are naturally buddies, because both their names are totally ...
I mean, OK, the answer is probably no. No, Zac Efron is probably not dating Rumer Willis. But that won't stop the tabloids from wondering!
Pop2it has assembled this helpful list of places the are-they-or-aren't-they pair has been spotted together:
- Zac accompanied Rumer (and the Willis family, sans Demi) on an ISLAND ADVENTURE in December 2010
- In July, Rumer, Zac, and friends watched helplessly as pal Ryan Rottman was arrested for a DUI (nice "Stay Reckless" T-shirt, cargo-shorts guy...
I know our US readers have been following the presidential candidates with aplomb (right?), eager to see who the Republican party will nominate for the presidency in 2012. Floundering among the current roster of candidates is Herman Cain: entrepreneur, former CEO and chairman of Godfather's Pizza, and seemingly all-around likable guy.
But since last month, Cain's campaign has been blighted by repeated accusations of sexual harassment and misconduct. (Ugh, and then the Ginger White stuff.)
Moving right along: where the heck has Tim Meadows been?? I feel like the SNL alumnus has sadly made himself scarce (although he's apparently really busy, but whatever). Meadows! How I've missed you!
In this Funny or Die video, Tim Meadows plays the allegedly-handsy presidential candidate. It's an "anti-harassment" training video and---well, I think you can see where this is all going.
The video went viral yesterday, but I decided it was one of those "Y'know, let's save it for Saturday" things. Like, maybe the all-too-obvious pepperoni joke skims NSFW territory, so hopefully you're already parked on your couch with your laptop for the weekend. />
I know our US readers have been following the presidential candidates with aplomb (right?), eager to see who the Republican party will nominate for the presidency in 2012. Floundering among the current roster of candidates is Herman Cain: entrepreneur, former CEO and chairman of Godfather's Pizza, and seemingly all-around likable guy.
But since last month, Cain's campaign has been blighted by repeated accusations of sexual harassment and misconduct. (Ugh, and then the Ginger White stuff.)
M...
*Drum beat*
Are you ready, Liz? ("Uh-huh.")
Mireee? ("Yeah.")
Chuck? ("OK.")
All right, readers!
Let's goooooooooooooooo!
*Guitar riff*
Here's one from Buzzfoto. Everyone says Buzzfoto's gossip blinds are a load of hooey, but they can't all be wrong. Right?
This once A-list, award-winning actor has dropped off the radar in the last few years. A source tells us he obsessively watches right-wing news and radio broadcasts like Glenn Beck, while stocking up on gold and weapons, preparing for 'the end.' His friends have tried to offer hel...
"I don't even want to tell people, 'It gets better.' I want to just go, 'It's over in four years.' It's, literally, the day after you graduate, you could run into people you went to high school with and you will literally both go, 'What the f---k was that all about? Jesus Christ, I'm sorry, man.' It literally ends like that, if you let it. Because you know what everyone is in high school, whether you're gay or straight or male or female, you know what you are? You're a f---king high schooler!...
So this one time, Tom Cruise was the guest of honor on a cruise ship for Scientologists, and it was his birthday, and he jumped up to sing "Old Time Rock and Roll," and his performance was in turns kind of cute and really painful. (Lainey gets it right when she calls Tom Cruise a total "dad" and a "middle-aged dork.")
The 2004 video is going viral today, but I knew it looked familiar---and sure enough, it is just one clip from what must be a "Tom's Birthday Party" DVD.
These days, Tom Cruise is doing the promotional rounds for Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol, and I gotta admit, as cuckoo as the man is, he's still a hottie. He looks a little like 1990s Mark Harmon. />
So this one time, Tom Cruise was the guest of honor on a cruise ship for Scientologists, and it was his birthday, and he jumped up to sing "Old Time Rock and Roll," and his performance was in turns kind of cute and really painful. (Lainey gets it right when she calls Tom Cruise a total "dad" and a "middle-aged dork.")
The 2004 video is going viral today, but I knew it looked familiar---and sure enough, it is just one clip from what must be a "Tom's Birthday Party" DVD.
These days, Tom Cru...
Charlie Sheen's ex-wife, Brooke Mueller, allegedly assaulted a woman in a bar Friday night (the bar was called, incidentally, the "Belly Up"). So Aspen police followed Mueller to a different bar (the "Escobar Aspen"), where they discovered Mueller was also hopped up on coke.
She was arrested and charged with "possession with intent to distribute"---A CLASS FOUR FELONY---and released on $11,000 bond.
TMZ additionally reports:
But right before all that happened, Brooke DANCED HER FACE OF...
Katy Perry and husband Russell Brand attended David Lynch's "Change Begins Within" benefit last night, where the couple smooched for cameras. In other, more candid photographs, Perry looks genuinely excited to be holding her husband's hand. Ah! Young love.
Can we move along to something more important now? Like Katy's hair? Because I can't remember the last time her hair looked so good. It's a little windswept, and she has kind of a cowlick, but the cut and texture look great. And that with that colo...
Steve Buscemi hosted Saturday Night Live last night. Final verdict: NOT ENOUGH STEVE BUSCEMI. (They compensated by giving Paul Brittain some stuff to do, though. Paul Brittain! I know! He never gets to do anything!)
Let's begin with the opening monologue:
It's unusual for the opening monologue to genuinely be a highlight of any SNL episode, but this time they've done it. And it's really cute! It's actually reminiscent of Buscemi's 1998 monologue in a lot of ways. This time the idea ...
You are admiring a one-of-a-kind Katy Perry Barbie doll, designed by Amy Lee of Mattel. Those tiny 70 cupcakes on Katy's skirt? Handpainted. Those little flecks of glitter on Katy's legs? Swarovski crystal. The doll's estimated value? $15,000. Yep---this is basically the Last Word in Katy Perry Barbie dolls.
There is also a Nicki Minaj Barbie doll that has been in the news lately, and she is UH-MAZING. Of the two, she has the better hair.
Both dolls are up on the auction block until Decemb...
Writing about celebrity gossip is hard work! And that is why I have decided to farm out one of my weekend posts to my friend Fred's 11-year-old daughter. Hmm. I think this isn't illegal.
Now, you might guess that this new column was inspired by Kids React, but you are wrong. Instead, I was inspired by the mustache my friend Fred's daughter was perma-markering onto a photograph of Justin Bieber in the magazine J-14. "You know," I said to her, "Perez Hilton made his millions by drawing on peop...
Sigh. Another season, another Avril-and-Deryck sighting. These exes can't get enough of each other, huh.
Look, I 'get' that these two are still close friends. I get that they were only dining at ritzy Italian eatery Madeo on Thursday night because they are such good palsies. I get that they were celebrating Whibley's recent Grammy nomination (look harder; Sum 41 is in there somewhere). I get that, one year after their divorce, they are naturally buddies, because both their names are totally ...
I mean, OK, the answer is probably no. No, Zac Efron is probably not dating Rumer Willis. But that won't stop the tabloids from wondering!
Pop2it has assembled this helpful list of places the are-they-or-aren't-they pair has been spotted together:
- Zac accompanied Rumer (and the Willis family, sans Demi) on an ISLAND ADVENTURE in December 2010
- In July, Rumer, Zac, and friends watched helplessly as pal Ryan Rottman was arrested for a DUI (nice "Stay Reckless" T-shirt, cargo-shorts guy...
*Drum beat*
Are you ready, Liz? ("Uh-huh.")
Mireee? ("Yeah.")
Chuck? ("OK.")
All right, readers!
Let's goooooooooooooooo!
*Guitar riff*
Here's one from Buzzfoto. Everyone says Buzzfoto's gossip blinds are a load of hooey, but they can't all be wrong. Right?
This once A-list, award-winning actor has dropped off the radar in the last few years. A source tells us he obsessively watches right-wing news and radio broadcasts like Glenn Beck, while stocking up on gold and weapons, preparing for 'the end.' His friends have tried to offer hel...
"I don't even want to tell people, 'It gets better.' I want to just go, 'It's over in four years.' It's, literally, the day after you graduate, you could run into people you went to high school with and you will literally both go, 'What the f---k was that all about? Jesus Christ, I'm sorry, man.' It literally ends like that, if you let it. Because you know what everyone is in high school, whether you're gay or straight or male or female, you know what you are? You're a f---king high schooler!...