@MileyCyrusBz Thank you for the compliment but these babies are all mine. I wish they'd realize you don't have to be fake to be beautiful!
---Miley Cyrus dismisses rumors of breast augmentation surgery via Twitter.
Two mornings ago, Sarah couldn't help but notice Miley's awesome rack. Who am I kidding? Everyone noticed her awesome rack.
Radar noticed, too, and speculated yesterday that the teen tartlet maybe had some "work" done. Radar even consulted some experts! (Three plastic surgeons, actually; one noted...
Oh, dear.
This is your first peek at the Steve Jobs statue---um, the Hungarian Steve Jobs statue.
Valleywag reports that the statue is seven feet tall, 485 pounds, and all bronze, baby. It will be unveiled at Graphisoft, a Budapest-based software company, later this month.
And I can honestly say I have never seen such a stirring likeness. Oh, it stirs something in me, all right....
Hey! Come over here! I want you to meet someone.
Reader, this is a friend of mine. His name is The Best Video on the Whole Internet.
I know, I know, it's kind of audacious of me, but I thought you two would really hit it off. Video, meet Reader. I've heard Reader is super into those Funny or Die videos, which are all the rage. You two are gonna have a lot to talk about, I just know it.
(You can watch the original Rick Perry "Strong" campaign ad here; meanwhile, six great parodies are embedded here.) />
Hey! Come over here! I want you to meet someone.
Reader, this is a friend of mine. His name is The Best Video on the Whole Internet.
I know, I know, it's kind of audacious of me, but I thought you two would really hit it off. Video, meet Reader. I've heard Reader is super into those Funny or Die videos, which are all the rage. You two are gonna have a lot to talk about, I just know it.
(You can watch the original Rick Perry "Strong" campaign ad here; meanwhile, six great parodies are ...
Lindsay Lohan is due in an L.A. court tomorrow morning. Lindsay was vacationing in Hawaii over the weekend. On Sunday, her purse was stolen from a car, along with her legal paperwork, passport, and $10,000 cash.
And when TMZ reported this information, smuthounds the world over arched their eyebrows suspiciously. Does Lindsay think she can really get out of her December 14 court date? we all simultaneously wondered.
Fortunately, Lindsay's purse was found and returned. Phew!
Less fort...
After Lindsay reported her purse missing---and this was a $5000 Chanel, you guys, containing $10,000 cash---police looked for the bag, couldn't find it, and left.
Then everybody at the house party stayed until the sun came up (hmmmmm), 'searching' for that all-important handbag.
Here is what happened next, according to TMZ: Lindsay's friend noticed a "suspicious-looking local" sneaking around, and the friend asked the man about the missing handbag. The man feigned no knowledge of a Chan...
"The conventional knowledge in Hollywood is that an unsympathetic female character can tank a movie. I’m hoping that’s not true. I’m knocking on wood really emphatically right now but honestly I have a lot of theories sometimes I wonder if it comes down to mommy issues. The idea of a cold, unlikeable woman or a woman who is not in control of herself is genuinely frightening to people because it threatens civilization itself or threatens the American family.
"But I don’t know why peopl...
Katy Perry teamed with Andy Samberg (and Matt Damon! And Val Kilmer! And even Abraham Lincoln!) for last night's awesome SNL "Digital Short." I didn't LOL or anything, but Katy Perry's facial expressions slay me. And! Val Kilmer, singing! How I've missed you, Val.
Anyway. The song is about meth addiction and time-travel, and I love it. Then again, I almost always laugh at jokes about meth. I think drug references are hilarious. That isn't weird, though, right? Everybody loves those Harold and Kumar movies. />
Katy Perry teamed with Andy Samberg (and Matt Damon! And Val Kilmer! And even Abraham Lincoln!) for last night's awesome SNL "Digital Short." I didn't LOL or anything, but Katy Perry's facial expressions slay me. And! Val Kilmer, singing! How I've missed you, Val.
Anyway. The song is about meth addiction and time-travel, and I love it. Then again, I almost always laugh at jokes about meth. I think drug references are hilarious. That isn't weird, though, right? Everybody loves those Harold ...
"[The candidates] all scare me, frankly. I get depressed and scared when I look at the Republican debates."
---Jane Fonda talks politics with CNN's Piers Morgan.
Ever since the 1970s, Fonda has been better known for her politics than for her acting (or exercise tapes), but her statement isn't really very divisive, is it? So far, every candidate stinks.
Where is the controversy? I want controversy, Jane!
Here is the quote that actually made my blood boil:
"I think it's kinda cool that I aroused a lot of young men at that cer...
Oh, Lea Michele. It is so totally obvious that you are madly in love with Ashton Kutcher (with whom you costar in the universally-panned New Year's Eve).
And everything you say in this interview is so loaded and desperate. Any guy would crawl through fire to get away from this type of stuff. It is so humiliating. I am actually embarrassed.
Interviewer: What is it about New Year's Eve? Why do people think of that particular night as magical and special? Etc.
Lea Michele (gazing at Ashton): "I think that people like the opportunity to feel like they have a second chance? That they can do things over, start fresh?"
Girlfriend, knock it off! Ashton just got divorced.
Then this happens:
"What are you going to do for New Year's?" Lea quizzes Ashton flirtatiously. "Why don't you come celebrate with my big Italian family and me? They would die."
Ashton: "I don't---I don't know where I'm going to be on New Year's. I haven't sorted it out---I was going to try to, like, crash a UFO into the Mayan temples. Just to see how people would react to that? But I decided maybe I didn't want to work that hard."
Oof. Lea, that was a dismissal.
This video is so, so, so awkward. I don't think I can watch it a fifth time, you guys. />
Oh, Lea Michele. It is so totally obvious that you are madly in love with Ashton Kutcher (with whom you costar in the universally-panned New Year's Eve).
And everything you say in this interview is so loaded and desperate. Any guy would crawl through fire to get away from this type of stuff. It is so humiliating. I am actually embarrassed.
Interviewer: What is it about New Year's Eve? Why do people think of that particular night as magical and special? Etc.
Lea Michele (gazing at As...
Sure enough! Charlize Theron can, and very occasionally does, look awful. No, I know. If I hadn't seen photographic proof, I wouldn't have believed it either.
What is going on here? Did someone in the New York Times building make Charlize cry? Because that eye makeup is horrible.
Here is a makeup tip from the pros: "don't overblend eyeliner under the lower lash line."
Unless you're in a screamo band. In that specific case, your blatant misuse of guyliner might make you look like Jare...
Poor Lindsay Lohan! Has anyone been burgled as frequently as Lindsay? Her home was robbed in 2009, and in 2010 she claimed that her BFF Pootie Aufdenkamp had stolen from her, too. Then, in Cannes last year, someone walked off with Lindsay's purse.
And! Lindsay was robbed last night, this time in Hawaii. The scoop:
Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ, Linds had been at a house party in Laie, Hawaii for about two hours---NOT drinking---and accidentally left her $5,000 Chanel purse in the car. When she came out, the purse w...
Someone surreptitiously smartphone-filmed actor Keanu Reeves on the subway. You all know how I feel about really rich dudes who ride the subway, right?
So there Keanu was, just chilling in his seat like an everybro, when he noticed a woman lugging a really big Adidas bag. And he asked her if she wanted his seat, and she said yes, and nary a flicker of recognition dartled across her face.
Real heroism is made up of tiny, barely-noticeable acts of kindness, so I hereby christen Keanu Hero of the Day. />
Someone surreptitiously smartphone-filmed actor Keanu Reeves on the subway. You all know how I feel about really rich dudes who ride the subway, right?
So there Keanu was, just chilling in his seat like an everybro, when he noticed a woman lugging a really big Adidas bag. And he asked her if she wanted his seat, and she said yes, and nary a flicker of recognition dartled across her face.
Real heroism is made up of tiny, barely-noticeable acts of kindness, so I hereby christen Keanu Hero of the Day....
@MileyCyrusBz Thank you for the compliment but these babies are all mine. I wish they'd realize you don't have to be fake to be beautiful!
---Miley Cyrus dismisses rumors of breast augmentation surgery via Twitter.
Two mornings ago, Sarah couldn't help but notice Miley's awesome rack. Who am I kidding? Everyone noticed her awesome rack.
Radar noticed, too, and speculated yesterday that the teen tartlet maybe had some "work" done. Radar even consulted some experts! (Three plastic surgeons, actually; one noted...
Oh, dear.
This is your first peek at the Steve Jobs statue---um, the Hungarian Steve Jobs statue.
Valleywag reports that the statue is seven feet tall, 485 pounds, and all bronze, baby. It will be unveiled at Graphisoft, a Budapest-based software company, later this month.
And I can honestly say I have never seen such a stirring likeness. Oh, it stirs something in me, all right....
Lindsay Lohan is due in an L.A. court tomorrow morning. Lindsay was vacationing in Hawaii over the weekend. On Sunday, her purse was stolen from a car, along with her legal paperwork, passport, and $10,000 cash.
And when TMZ reported this information, smuthounds the world over arched their eyebrows suspiciously. Does Lindsay think she can really get out of her December 14 court date? we all simultaneously wondered.
Fortunately, Lindsay's purse was found and returned. Phew!
Less fort...
After Lindsay reported her purse missing---and this was a $5000 Chanel, you guys, containing $10,000 cash---police looked for the bag, couldn't find it, and left.
Then everybody at the house party stayed until the sun came up (hmmmmm), 'searching' for that all-important handbag.
Here is what happened next, according to TMZ: Lindsay's friend noticed a "suspicious-looking local" sneaking around, and the friend asked the man about the missing handbag. The man feigned no knowledge of a Chan...
"The conventional knowledge in Hollywood is that an unsympathetic female character can tank a movie. I’m hoping that’s not true. I’m knocking on wood really emphatically right now but honestly I have a lot of theories sometimes I wonder if it comes down to mommy issues. The idea of a cold, unlikeable woman or a woman who is not in control of herself is genuinely frightening to people because it threatens civilization itself or threatens the American family.
"But I don’t know why peopl...
"[The candidates] all scare me, frankly. I get depressed and scared when I look at the Republican debates."
---Jane Fonda talks politics with CNN's Piers Morgan.
Ever since the 1970s, Fonda has been better known for her politics than for her acting (or exercise tapes), but her statement isn't really very divisive, is it? So far, every candidate stinks.
Where is the controversy? I want controversy, Jane!
Here is the quote that actually made my blood boil:
"I think it's kinda cool that I aroused a lot of young men at that cer...
Sure enough! Charlize Theron can, and very occasionally does, look awful. No, I know. If I hadn't seen photographic proof, I wouldn't have believed it either.
What is going on here? Did someone in the New York Times building make Charlize cry? Because that eye makeup is horrible.
Here is a makeup tip from the pros: "don't overblend eyeliner under the lower lash line."
Unless you're in a screamo band. In that specific case, your blatant misuse of guyliner might make you look like Jare...
Poor Lindsay Lohan! Has anyone been burgled as frequently as Lindsay? Her home was robbed in 2009, and in 2010 she claimed that her BFF Pootie Aufdenkamp had stolen from her, too. Then, in Cannes last year, someone walked off with Lindsay's purse.
And! Lindsay was robbed last night, this time in Hawaii. The scoop:
Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ, Linds had been at a house party in Laie, Hawaii for about two hours---NOT drinking---and accidentally left her $5,000 Chanel purse in the car. When she came out, the purse w...