Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Eva Mendes: Looking Good!

56883266dg32200964420pm You guys I am in the WORST MOOD right now! I have been trying to track down some documents I need for my taxes, and Jesusfuckingchrist banks are a NIGHTMARE to deal with. All I want to do is talk to a person! But I first have to punch in all this information about myself and then get passed around to three different people (and repeat ALL my information for EACH ONE of them) after waiting on hold for 15 minutes and being assured repeatedly by an automated voice that Washington Mutual is sooooo...

Quotables

news-1-meghan-mccain-shades "I am not only turned off by people who voted for Barack Obama, but I am also turned off by people that voted for my dad—or more so, obsessive supporters of my dad. Recently, over dinner, a guy started explaining his reasons for supporting President Obama during the election (I didn’t ask, I think the poor guy felt guilty) and I immediately found any attraction I had previously had dissipate. But same thing happens if a guy starts talking about all the reasons why my father should be preside...

Ahhhhhhhh! BRITNEY TOUR REHEARSAL FOOTAGE!!!!

Soexcitedsoexcitedsoexcited. I would be lying if I said I didn't get a tiny bit wet watching this. Britney -- who's the new model for Candie's (damn! Wonder what that cost them?) -- released a video of some of the dress rehearsals for her tour. SHE IS BACK, BITCHES! This is the old Britney, kicking ass and taking names and SHINING on stage. I am so happy for her it hurts. And I am SOOOOOO excited to get see this show! I want it to be now!!! /> Soexcitedsoexcitedsoexcited. I would be lying if I said I didn't get a tiny bit wet watching this. Britney -- who's the new model for Candie's (damn! Wonder what that cost them?) -- released a video of some of the dress rehearsals for her tour. SHE IS BACK, BITCHES! This is the old Britney, kicking ass and taking names and SHINING on stage. I am so happy for her it hurts. And I am SOOOOOO excited to get see this show! I want it to be now!!!...

Britney Spears Circus Tour Setlist Revealed!!

britney-spears-setlist-circus-thumb-450x799 BritneySpears.com posted a photo of Britney's setlist for her "Circus" tour, which starts in New Orleans this week. I'm really excited to see the "Bollywood" version of "Me Against the Music"! I love this setlist, and I love that it ends with "Baby One More Time." I have tickets to see her in Seattle, and I just couldn't be more excited. Meanwhile, it looks like Britney will have her boys on tour with her, as Kevin Federline -- their primary custodian -- has agreed to go on tour ...

It Looks Like There’s Gonna Be an “Entourage” Movie

entourage I hadn't heard anything about the Entourage folks making a movie, but it looks like they are, because I just got an email that they're casting extras for the film. No experience needed, all looks and types desired. Click here to learn more and apply. More importantly, what do we think about the idea of an Entourage movie? Excited or no? Update: A tipster tells me that this casting company is a fraud and "pure evil." Use at your own risk. ...

Hef’s New Girls: The Mardi Gras Pics!

n682968466_1438301_5900480 My Fave. Z-lister. Evah, Ranae Shrider, attended the Mardi Gras party at the Playboy mansion, and posted a bunch of pics of Hef with his new girlfriends on her Facebook page. Man, the twins sure do look bored and stoned. And the third girl just looks like she's been rode hard and put away wet. I also included some pics of Ranae as a thank you. She's always had a rockin' bod, but her new face looks damn good! Thank GOD someone in LA found a decent plastic surgeon. [gallery columns="4"]...

I Wish I Were Cool Like You, Amber Rose

Amber Rose, Kanye West's Girlfriend Pictures Photos Let's talk about Kanye West's new girlfriend, Amber Rose, who accompanied Kanye for some shopping and lunch on Sunset today. I can't even tell you how jealous I am of this look. I wish I could wander around LA in February wearing a see-through half-tank with no bra, faux denim hot pants and fuck-me heels. And don't forget the cigarette! What a radical departure from social norms, Amber! You're so awesome. I wish I had the guts to show up at uber-expensive restaurants looking like I...

Former Miss North Dakota Arrested and Detained in Iran!

Roxana Saberi Miss North Dakota Detained in Iran Pictures Photos This is VERY scary stuff! A former Miss North Dakota -- and a Miss USA top-ten finalist -- has been detained in Iran for almost a whole month after being arrested for buying wine, which is illegal in the Islamic Republic. Roxana Saberi, 31, has not been heard from since her last call on Feb. 10, her father, Reza, told The Associated Press on Sunday. "We haven't heard anything," he said. The family decided to go public, he said, "because we wanted to get some information." Officials in Iran have not publicly confirmed the arres...