Today's Evil Beet Gossip

PICS FROM BRITNEY’S FIRST NIGHT!!!

56895707britney-spears34200951946am So I'm pretty conked out on sleeping pills right now, but still nowhere near sleepy, just a little unqualified to be writing anything extensive at this point. But I needed to get these pics up for you guys PRONTO. What I will say is that I think she looks fantastic. Her body is as good as it's ever been, and, while she's obviously worked her ass off in the gym and in the dance studio, a portion of it is inarguably due to a little nip, and not from the bottle, either. Early reviews from h...

Your Daily Lohan

56890074lindsay_lohan332009114648pm UGH. You guys, it has just not been a good week for me so far. My cable went on the fritz tonight, so I didn't get to watch American Idol or Toddlers & Tiaras, and basically the whole reason I exist during the rest of the week is so I can watch those two shows on Tuesday night. So I'm really bummed about that, and I'm just stuck alone at home thinking about how sad I am that I'm not at the Britney show in New Orleans tonight, and that I don't get to see her until April. I need distraction! ...

Biggest Loser Contestant Lied About Completing Marathon!

dane-patterson I don't watch The Biggest Loser these days, but my trainer was telling me the other day that one of the former contestants had recently completed a marathon at under four hours, weighing around 300 pounds. I was like "No way!" and she was like "Well, he's a tall guy ..." and I was like "NO WAY." As someone who recently ran a half-marathon (WOOT WOOT GO ME!) I just didn't see how this was possible, especially for someone who'd been in terrible shape previously. It turns out, he didn't run the entir...

Juicy Details to Come Out in the Idol Tell-All!

paula_abdul_5_2_08 I'm hearing more information about the rumored "tell-all" that an American Idol ex-employee is writing. Here's what the tipster is saying: I was able to get a little more info for you regarding the new Idol employee tell all book. The medication/drug issues of Paula are going to discussed in detail and how she travels around the country during the auditions with at least 2 gallon size ziplock bags full of orange prescription bottles, as well as dozens of loose pills at the bottom of each bag. ...

What We Need Right Now Is a “Sleepless in Seattle” Musical

sleepseattle Thanks GOODNESS someone's already on top of that. A Sleepless in Seattle musical is in the works, and planning to hit Broadway sometime in 2010. Eighteen songs have already been written for "Sleepless in Seattle - The Musical" and producers are aiming for a first reading in May 2009 and an official opening in early 2010. Oscar-winning composer and lyricist Leslie Bricusse, whose past musicals include "Stop The World, I Want To Get Off" and the song "What Kind of Fool Am I?", is part o...

Chris Brown’s Going to Court!

56881540chrisbrown322009103903am Chris Brown is scheduled for arraignment in an LA court on Thursday! Finally! The police have reportedly wrapped up their investigation and turned the matter over to the DA's office, although some sources disagree. "The District Attorney does have the case," LAPD media spokesman Richard French told the Daily News. Prosecutors, however, said they haven't seen anything yet. "It's not true. There's been no meeting, no new information," said DA spokeswoman Jane Robison. DUDE. I don't care who does what, just PUT HIS ASS IN JAIL!...

Someone Needs to Get Andy Rooney Off Television

Listen, I was just going to post this over on my personal blog, because Andy Rooney's not exactly in our field of vision here on the Beet, but it is SO FUNNY I just had to share it with everyone. I keep replaying it and laughing. There are so many priceless quotes. Andy Rooney is really too old to be on television right now. /> Listen, I was just going to post this over on my personal blog, because Andy Rooney's not exactly in our field of vision here on the Beet, but it is SO FUNNY I just had to share it with everyone. I keep replaying it and laughing. There are so many priceless quotes. Andy Rooney is really too old to be on television right now. ...

Britney’s Tour Kicks Off Tonight!!!

gallery_main-dsc_0348 HAPPY DAY!! HAPPY DAY!!! Britney's Circus tour kicks off tonight in New Orleans!!! Oh, how I wish I were there! BritneySpears.com has posted some of the merchandise they'll be selling at the tour. Ohhhh, I will be buying ALL of it when I see her in April. I am starting a savings fund right now for "Britney Spears Tour Shit." I absolutely HAVE to have the one with the full-sleeve tattoo. I will wear it on dates. That is how I will land my dream man. If he doesn't turn around and leave afte...

Man Charged in Chandra Levy Slaying

chandra_levy This story really gripped me when it was big news back in 2001. I'll always have the mental image of Chandra Levy's father sobbing to the news cameras to help him find his daughter. I normally don't get that emotional about the news, but this broke my heart. I knew right away that she was dead, and I think he probably did, too. Her body wasn't found until a full year later. Today, nearly eight years after her death, a man has been charged with the first-degree murder of Chandra Levy: A ja...