Because he's engaged, to 29-year-old Calgary realtor Kyla Weber. The pair are rumoured to have met through a movie producer friend of Vince’s.
They got engaged on Valentine's Day, but there's no word on when they actually plan to tie the knot.
Hey remember that Dane Cook movie, Good Luck Chuck? Where he'd fuck a girl and then they'd meet their true love? (It was actually a pretty good movie, as much as I hate both Dane Cook and Jessica Alba.) I think Jennifer Aniston is like the male version of...
Here's Michelle Rodriquez giving the paparazzi a verbal smack-down after they ask her about the Octomom ... and her DUI-related community service.
What's funny is that, even though it's an asshole move, I'd expect them to ask her about her community service, but it's sooo ridiculous that they'd ask her about the Octomom. What a strange job these people have, just running around after these celebrities and asking them ANYTHING that might get a quote they can run. Can't you just picture the People magazine headline: "Michelle Rodriguez Weighs in on Octomom!" That's the kind of article I would not cover over here, because what the fuck does it matter what Michelle Rodriguez thinks of the Octomom?
I wanna know what Kate Gosselin thinks of her! />
Here's Michelle Rodriquez giving the paparazzi a verbal smack-down after they ask her about the Octomom ... and her DUI-related community service.
What's funny is that, even though it's an asshole move, I'd expect them to ask her about her community service, but it's sooo ridiculous that they'd ask her about the Octomom. What a strange job these people have, just running around after these celebrities and asking them ANYTHING that might get a quote they can run. Can't you just picture the P...
Here is a realization that I just had: Hollywood seems more capable of speaking out against Jeremy Piven's recent actions than about Chris Brown's.
I've heard a ton of celebrities go on the record to call Jeremy out for dropping out of his Broadway show due to "mercury poisoning," but nobody seems to want to go on the record to call out Chris Brown on beating the shit out of his girlfriend. In fact, Usher just issued an apology for being videotaped saying that Chris Brown should "show some remorse." What. The. Fuck?
Anyway, here's Felicity Huffman chatting with David Letterman about how her husband, William H. Macy, had to come to Jeremy's rescue after he dropped out of the play. She says that William used to babysit for Jeremy when he was a child, and, she says, "in some ways you could say he's still babysitting him." Then she rolls her eyes a lot as Letterman prods her further about Jeremy's "mercury poisoning." The conversation happens around the 2:40 mark.
We can all go on national television and give Jeremy Piven a hard time for quitting a play with a bullshit excuse, but no one wants to go on television and give Chris Brown a hard time for gross domestic violence.
I don't get it, I really don't. />
Here is a realization that I just had: Hollywood seems more capable of speaking out against Jeremy Piven's recent actions than about Chris Brown's.
I've heard a ton of celebrities go on the record to call Jeremy out for dropping out of his Broadway show due to "mercury poisoning," but nobody seems to want to go on the record to call out Chris Brown on beating the shit out of his girlfriend. In fact, Usher just issued an apology for being videotaped saying that Chris Brown should "show so...
Do they make 'em any crazier than this chick? I always love seeing her interviewed. It's not like watching a train wreck -- it's like watching a train that's already wrecked continue to struggle along the track. Because it heard there was really good weed about a mile down the road.
Here's Tonya Harding on REALSports talking insane nonsense about how Barack Obama is helping her make money, and I realized that she reminds me a lot of the crazy pageant moms on my new favorite show, Toddlers & Tiaras. Like where their kid looks ready for the red carpet while they're behind the scenes talking shit and creating a new genre of schlubby.
And someone oughtta kneecap those bangs. />
Do they make 'em any crazier than this chick? I always love seeing her interviewed. It's not like watching a train wreck -- it's like watching a train that's already wrecked continue to struggle along the track. Because it heard there was really good weed about a mile down the road.
Here's Tonya Harding on REALSports talking insane nonsense about how Barack Obama is helping her make money, and I realized that she reminds me a lot of the crazy pageant moms on my new favorite show, Toddlers...
Awww, how sweet.
Paris Hilton and her boyfriend, The Hills star Douche Doug Reinhardt, partied it up in WeHo last night, attending Whitney Port's birthday party and then sucking face in the car afterward.
These two deserve each other!
Meanwhile, The Hills producer Liz Gateley is confirming that Lauren Conrad is leaving the show after season five, but she says they're working on ways to continue production without her.
Could Paris and Doug be the new main characters? I really can't decide if that would be more or less nauseating than Heidi and Spencer. ...
Miley Cyrus's boyfriend, Justin Gaston, does yet another magazine shoot featuring his wiener. ...
This shit is going to DOMINATE the news today, and I am SO HAPPY that this asshole has to go to court, and I'm praying there's some REAL punishment for his actions.
Fox News paid someone at the LAPD to leak them the detective's notes about the case, and here's what they had to say:
After Rihanna read a text message on Brown's phone from a woman, he tried to force Rihanna out of the car, but couldn't because she was wearing her seatbelt.
Brown then allegedly slammed Rihanna's head ...
A lot of these girls are iconic in and of themselves already, but Glamour dressed them up and posed them as female icons of long-ago (okay, okay, mostly the '80s) for a new photo spread.
I've listed the names of the starlets and the icons they're posing as after the jump, so that you can try to guess for yourself if you want.
You can get more info on each of these photos and the women being portrayed here at Glamour's site.
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Idol castoff Constantine Maroulis has a leading role in an upcoming Broadway musical called Rock of Ages, which begins previews March 17, and they let photographers into their rehearsals this week to start creating some buzz. You can learn more about the show here -- it's a love story set to the most famous rock songs of the '80s -- and reviews have been very positive so far. To be honest, it looks like a great show, but I just don't think Constantine and his co-star, Amy Spanger, could pos...
Playing make-believe author isn't just for Lauren Conrad anymore!
Guess who else "wrote" a "book"? Why, Miley Cyrus. It's autobiographical, and I bet you can't guess what the title is. I mean, I have about 800 potentially awesome titles for the Miley autobiography running around in my head like a bunch of coked-up Jonas Brothers, but she decided to go with the totally dull Miley Cyrus: Miles to Go. Le sigh.
Miley talks about how the other kids were really mean to her before she was famou...
A lot of haters thought that Taylor Swift would get forced out of the #1 spot on the Billboard charts this week by the soundtrack for the Jonas Brothers' movie.
NOT EVEN CLOSE!
Tay-tay and Fearless hung on to the #1 spot for the 11th week, and the Jonas Brothers didn't even land at #2 -- they were a distant third, selling only 49,700 copies in the album's debut week. That is a VERY SAD NUMBER. The #2 spot went to a metal band called Lamb of God with an album called Wrath. I've never even hear...
When people get in your face and say, 'This will pass,' you think: Are they crazy? I'm never gonna feel any better than I feel right this minute and nothing's ever gonna make sense again. And I still have moments where I'm like, 'Nothing's ever gonna make sense again.' ... Blame, blame, blame. You know? And it's a really easy thing to do, and I'm certainly guilty of it. [You have to] look at yourself and go: 'What part of this do I need to own? Which part of this is my responsibility?' And that's ...