Today's Evil Beet Gossip

The ’80s Are Over, Kids

trey_anastasio Police arrested 194 concert-goers at the Phish reunion concert in Virginia this weekend. They confiscated about $1.2 million in illegal drugs and more than $68,000 in cash from the fans. Most of the arrests were for drug possession, use and distribution, police said. Here's the crazy part: The 200 law enforcement officers who worked the weekend event were paid for by the band! Getting high at a Phish show just ain't what it used to be!...

Thirteenth Idol Phone Line Rings Up Phone Sex

Ryan Seacrest to Host Emmys Nobody's better at drumming up business than "adult" companies! The smartypants at a phone sex company were bright enough to buy 1-866-IDOLS-13, and now the American Idol producers have had to come up with a different phone number for their new 13th contestant. LOL! Ryan Seacrest dialed the number on his radio show Tuesday morning. Bemused and appalled, the "American Idol" host said it's as if the show "tried to script some kind of joke." Seacrest got producer Megan Michaels on the ...

Hooray for New Tori Amos Album!!!

tori-amos-sin-cover Oh goodie goodie! Tori Amos has released the cover art and the tracklist (seventeen songs -- typical Tori!) for her upcoming album, Abnormally Attracted to Sin. I always get soooo excited for a new Tori album! Plus, she'll be performing some of her new songs at SXSW on March 19. I'm sure they'll be hitting the 'nets soon after, and I can't wait to hear them!!! The tracklist for the new album is after the jump. Read More...

The Pedro Zamora Biopic

Plenty of you who read this blog are probably young enough that you don't even remember who Pedro Zamora is -- he was part of the cast of The Real World: San Francisco, an HIV-positive gay man who was arguably the first to put a face with the disease on a national scale. That was nearly 15 years ago, and Pedro died of AIDS in 1994, at the age of 22. Now, MTV and Logo are airing a film about his life, written by Oscar winner Dustin Lance Black (the guy who wrote Milk), and they've cast actors to recreate the iconic Real World lives of Puck, Rachel, Judd and Pam. Ya know, from back in the time when the show meant something other than how many 19-year-olds could get naked in a hot tub. The biopic debuts April 1. Trailer is above. />Movie Trailers - Movies Blog Plenty of you who read this blog are probably young enough that you don't even remember who Pedro Zamora is -- he was part of the cast of The Real World: San Francisco, an HIV-positive gay man who was arguably the first to put a face with the disease on a national scale. That was nearly 15 years ago, and Pedro died of AIDS in 1994, at the age of 22. Now, MTV and Logo are airing a film about his life, written by Oscar winner Dustin Lance Black (the guy who wrote Milk), and they've...

Britney’s Dancers Fired for Drug Use???

britney_spears_cop The Daily Mail is reporting that Jamie Spears gave three of Britney "My Pussy Is Hanging Out" Spears' tour dancers the boot because they were caught using drugs. "They begged to be given a second chance but were shown the door," said a source. "But the show must go on and such behaviour won’t be tolerated. The remaining dancers have been read the riot act. They have been told that if they know of drugs being used they must come clean or face the boot themselves." Other sources report that the rules fo...

“The Only Thing Better Than Breaking Up Is Going On The View Right After You Break Up”

I'm taking thirty seconds off from my disdain for Jimmy Kimmel, because he was actually sort of amusing, and willing to admit to being the douche that he is, on The View today. Jimmy recently broke up with his awesome on-again-off-again girlfriend, Sarah Silverman, and dressing up like Rosie O'Donnell didn't keep the nosy ladies of The View from grilling him about it. When they asked him what happened, Jimmy responded: I’m a 41-year-old man with a bra filled with Koosh balls. What do you think happened? I’m an imbecile and she couldn’t date an imbecile anymore.” Wiser words were never spoken. /> I'm taking thirty seconds off from my disdain for Jimmy Kimmel, because he was actually sort of amusing, and willing to admit to being the douche that he is, on The View today. Jimmy recently broke up with his awesome on-again-off-again girlfriend, Sarah Silverman, and dressing up like Rosie O'Donnell didn't keep the nosy ladies of The View from grilling him about it. When they asked him what happened, Jimmy responded: I’m a 41-year-old man with a bra filled with Koosh balls. What do you thi...

Britney Spears’ Pussy Is Hanging Out

Watch it while it's hot! Here's the much buzzed-about video of the ever-articulate Britney Spears Sunday-night show in Tampa. "My pussy is hanging out!" Brit yelled as she went off-stage, apparently because her costume was a little too tight in the crotch-al area. Wouldn't be the first time, Britney. Wouldn't be the first time. /> Watch it while it's hot! Here's the much buzzed-about video of the ever-articulate Britney Spears Sunday-night show in Tampa. "My pussy is hanging out!" Brit yelled as she went off-stage, apparently because her costume was a little too tight in the crotch-al area. Wouldn't be the first time, Britney. Wouldn't be the first time. ...

Still Going Strong!

56936409miley_cyrus_justin_gaston39200944305pm Damn, Miley! When you write your (real) memoirs from your private room at Promises in a couple years, will you do us all a favor and please discuss IN DETAIL the sex you are having with this hot piece of man-meat? Because he is sooooo freakin' edible! Miley got all dressed up in sweatpants and Uggs to hit up Nobu with Justin Gaston on Sunday. Why bother going out for sushi, Milers? You have plenty of raw meat right at home, and you know exactly where it goes, girl. [gallery]...