Daddy Spears has been able to control most aspects of her life for the past year, but you didn't really think he could control the romantic inclinations of Britney "Mah Pussy Is Hangin' Out" Spears, now did he?
Word on the street is that Brit-Brit has an extra eye in the center of her ring, if you catch my drift.
She's rumored to be hooking up with her longtime talent agent, Jason Trawick, who's the dude to her left in this photo.
Trawick, 37, a William Morris Agency rep, recently j...
Hello, my friends.
I didn't get a chance to watch American Idol on Tuesday night, so I watched it tonight right before the results show, and I was generally okay with who went home, although not totally thrilled. I want Megan Corkrey GONE. That chick CANNOT SING! She just bops around the stage like a moron. She sang Red Robin for chrissake. She's only there because she's pretty.
Also, I know that Adam Lambert is 100% gay, but I still want to have sex with him. I'm sorry. It's true.
Additional notes: Kanye West isn't particularly impressive live, and I think they had to build a special stage to accommodate Kelly Clarkson's ass. Jesus Christ that thing EXPLODED overnight. I mean, she's always been a big girl, but it's like, over the course of the past couple of months, every single thing she's eaten has made base camp in her butt. It is enormous. Still. I love her. I also decided tonight that she is for sure gay. (The video of her performance is above.)
Anywho!
Find out after the jump who got eliminated, and DISCUSS!!!
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Hello, my friends.
I didn't get a chance to watch American Idol on Tuesday night, so I watched it tonight right before the results show, and I was generally okay with who went home, although not totally thrilled. I want Megan Corkrey GONE. That chick CANNOT SING! She just bops around the stage like a moron. She sang Red Robin for chrissake. She's only there because she's pretty.
Also, I know that Adam Lambert is 100% gay, but I still want to have sex with him. I'm sorry. It's true.
Addit...
This'll teach her to work out with the normal people!
The photogs captured this video of Vanessa Hudgens kicking some serious ass at a workout class in LA yesterday. Damn, she's impressive with all those exercises!
Do you see the lady next to her who totally sucks compared to everything Vanessa's doing?
That is what I look like in my exercise classes. And the instructor always has to come around and reposition me, like she's doing with this chick. I relate to you, Un-athletic Woman Next to Vanessa Hudgens. />
This'll teach her to work out with the normal people!
The photogs captured this video of Vanessa Hudgens kicking some serious ass at a workout class in LA yesterday. Damn, she's impressive with all those exercises!
Do you see the lady next to her who totally sucks compared to everything Vanessa's doing?
That is what I look like in my exercise classes. And the instructor always has to come around and reposition me, like she's doing with this chick. I relate to you, Un-athletic Woman Next to...
I had dinner with a friend last night, and she was like, "Okay, if you're the publicist for Rihanna or Chris Brown, how do you go about re-introducing them as a couple? After everything that happened?"
I was like, "Ya know, you do it slowly. You send them both out in public separately, probably to a club. Show them acting normal with friends. Then you have them both release singles about nothing romantic -- just poppy songs about partying and drinking and dancing. Get the public used to them again as individuals, so they can forget who they've become as a couple."
And it's beginning, with Rihanna hitting up hotspot Coco de Ville for a belated 21st birthday celebration last night.
Starting around midnight, the "Disturbia" singer was joined by friends, including Bromance bros Frankie Delgado and Taylor Mosher, on their own private patio. She blew out birthday candles atop pink cupcakes and washed down the treats with complimentary champagne.
A source tells E! News that the starlet "looked good, was smiling and laughing in good spirits upon leaving."
She wore sunglasses as she departed the club around 4 a.m. in a red pickup truck. The source claims her caravan, including the truck, a black SUV and another car, were only followed by a few of the "35-plus paparazzi outside."
Anyone wanna take bets on how long it'll be before she and Chris start showing up at events together? />
I had dinner with a friend last night, and she was like, "Okay, if you're the publicist for Rihanna or Chris Brown, how do you go about re-introducing them as a couple? After everything that happened?"
I was like, "Ya know, you do it slowly. You send them both out in public separately, probably to a club. Show them acting normal with friends. Then you have them both release singles about nothing romantic -- just poppy songs about partying and drinking and dancing. Get the public used to the...
Awwww, my precious Taylor Swift!
Everything she touches turns to gold!
CSI usually loses out in the Sunday-night ratings battle against Desperate Housewives and Lost, at least with an audience who hasn't quite hit retirement age. But with Taylor Swift starring in a guest role last week? It showed up as the night's top scripted show among adults 18-49, and the top scripted show among women 18-34.
Clip above.
What do we think of Taylor's big acting debut, kids? (She's cute, and she's not terrible, but personally I think she oughtta stick to singing.) />
Awwww, my precious Taylor Swift!
Everything she touches turns to gold!
CSI usually loses out in the Sunday-night ratings battle against Desperate Housewives and Lost, at least with an audience who hasn't quite hit retirement age. But with Taylor Swift starring in a guest role last week? It showed up as the night's top scripted show among adults 18-49, and the top scripted show among women 18-34.
Clip above.
What do we think of Taylor's big acting debut, kids? (She's cute, and she's no...
Well, at least he seems to be vaguely aware that he's in the midst of being prosecuted for domestic violence. That's a start.
A day after Nickelodeon refused to bow to growing public pressure and remove the felonies-facing artist from its list of nominees, Brown himself has withdrawn his name from consideration for his dual slimey honors.
"Chris very much appreciates the support of his fans and the honor they have paid him in the way of nominations for Favorite Male Singer and Favorite Song," his spokesman said.
"Unfortuna...
Paris Hilton and Douche Reinhardt spent yesterday frolicking around Maui sucking face and posing pretty for the cameras.
I'm sure this is true love.
Just like Paris's love with Benji Madden was the real thing.
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I haven't been very consistent with the Daily Lohan posts lately, and I sincerely apologize for that. You guys deserve better! But it's partially Lindsay's fault, too, because she hasn't been out doing "candid" photo shoots every day like she usually does.
Now I see why -- she's been very busy working on her new line of spray tans! It's called Sevin Nyne, and now I have this new theory that Lindsay Lohan keeps naming her product lines as numbers because she's clearly a terrible speller. Lindsay appears in the ads for the products...
Britney Spears shows the paparazzi what she's working with, lounging at the pool at a Miami hotel on a day off from her tour.
And, yes, OF COURSE we have an ass close-up in the thumbnails. What? You thought we wouldn't?
There's also a bunch of other photos of her chillin' on a deck chair. She looks good and she's sipping water, although it wouldn't kill her to put on a little more sunscreen -- she's super scorched! It's also very cute how she keeps her pack of Marlboros right next to the dia...
Hmmm.
Despite the fact that he's currently up on charges of some serious domestic violence, Nickelodeon is keeping Chris Brown on as a nominee for their Kids Choice Awards.
Brown is nominated for favorite male singer and favorite song for "Kiss Kiss." He'll be competing in the latter category with Rihanna, who police say was allegedly punched, bitten and choked by Brown last month.
An online petition asking Nickelodeon to remove Brown and Rihanna as nominees had 2,166 signatures Tuesday. Nick says Brown was nominated for his work as a performer, and kids wi...
The catalogs for the Michael Jackson estate auction have been posted on the Julien's website. You can check them all out here.
There are 242 pages of "Amusements, Arcade Games and Disneyana." And that's just from two of the eight auctions! Disneyana??? I'm not sure if that's a reference to Disney junk or the name Ashlee Simpson's picked out for her next kid.
The auctions will be held April 22-25 in Beverly Hills.
Update: I knew some enterprising journalist would take the time out of his day to look through every single one of these item...
First our favorite little whale-lover was screaming at reporters on the red carpet, and now we're hearing reports that she's being a bitch on the set of Heroes and trying to get ex-boyfriend Milo Ventimiglia fired from the show.
Ah, workplace love!
“She refuses to be on the set at the same time as him,” a source tells OK! magazine. “She is making it difficult for everyone involved.”
Hayden's rep denies the accusations, but, given her recent behavior, I'm inclined to believe this stuf...