Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Danny Gokey Spent the Weekend at His Grandfather’s Funeral

danny-gokey Poor Danny Gokey! He has been going through a lot of awful shit in his personal life lately! Less than a year after the death of his wife, Danny returned home to Wisconsin this weekend to attend his grandfather's funeral. Idol producers had no comment on it, but they said that Danny would be back in LA to perform on the show today. I have to hand it to Danny, as much shit as he's been through, he really doesn't play the "sob story" card on the show. He only talks about his wife and her passing when reporters grill him about it for a story. He's not sitting there gabbing Ryan's ear off about ...

The Other Demi Daughter Scouts Out France

54159EP We get more of Rumer than we can take, and a decent dose of Tallulah, but it's ever so rare that we see middle daughter Scout Willis photographed with her mom, Demi Moore. Scout's almost 18 now, and she accompanied her mother (and their two hottie bodyguards!) for a walk around Nice. I'm sorry, but these Willis girls are just proof that when beautiful people mate, the offspring are not always all that beautiful. Unless those two people are Brad and Angelina. In which case the babies are gu...

Isaiah Officially Evicted!!!

Isaiah Washington Signs Deal with NBC to Guest Star in Bionic Woman He's ouuuuuuuutta there! "Rehabbed" bigot Isaiah Washington was evicted from his Los Angeles home after failing to pay $100K in back rent. "He’s moving out today," a source tells RadarOnline.com. A man identifying himself as Kevin McCauley, the owner of the property, only had this to say about the Washingtons: "They are very nice people, this is an unfortunate matter." At the actor’s Los Angeles home on Monday afternoon, there was considerable movement. Two housekeepers were spotted packing a lar...

Britney Gets Into a Bitchin’ Groove

The sound folks on Britney's show need to stop sniffing paint. Once again, they left her microphone on at a time when it should have been off, and Britney's enthusiastic "Bitch!" was captured for all to hear (around the 0:04 mark on this clip). It's like the only time this girl's mic is actually off is when she's "singing." I hope that when I go to see Britney, the audio guys will just be completely passed out and we can hear EVERYTHING she mumbles to herself over the course of a show, little gems like "Fuck yeah!" and "What city are we in again?" and "I can smell my own pussy from here!" /> The sound folks on Britney's show need to stop sniffing paint. Once again, they left her microphone on at a time when it should have been off, and Britney's enthusiastic "Bitch!" was captured for all to hear (around the 0:04 mark on this clip). It's like the only time this girl's mic is actually off is when she's "singing." I hope that when I go to see Britney, the audio guys will just be completely passed out and we can hear EVERYTHING she mumbles to herself over the course of a show, litt...

Alyson Hannigan Welcomes a Little She-Devil

alysonalexis Alyson Hannigan finally had that baby! The girl is named Satyana Denisof and was born March 24 in Los Angeles, which also happens to be Hannigan's birthday. "They're very excited, and mom and baby are doing great," says the rep. Now that is an awesome name. It's like if you combined "Satan" and "Tatyana." Brilliant. A+ on the naming, kids. My birthday is March 24, too, and it's endlessly being brought to my attention that Alyson and I share a birthday. So now I also share a birthday with Lit...

Never. Going. Away.

MTV has just ordered four more seasons of The Real World. It's already been on the air for seventeen years and filmed 22 cycles. They've also given the green light to four new seasons of Real World/Road Rules Challenge, extending that clusterfuck's life to 21 cycles. OMG. Who are you people who are still watching this??? Watching The Real World now is kind of like eating McDonalds. I mean, I loved it as a kid, but today it just makes me nauseous. />MTV has just ordered four more seasons of The Real World. It's already been on the air for seventeen years and filmed 22 cycles. They've also given the green light to four new seasons of Real World/Road Rules Challenge, extending that clusterfuck's life to 21 cycles. OMG. Who are you people who are still watching this??? Watching The Real World now is kind of like eating McDonalds. I mean, I loved it as a kid, but today it just makes me nauseous. ...

R.I.P. Andy Hallett

andy_hallett This is horrible news! Andy Hallett, the hottie who played demon Lorne on fan-favorite series Angel, has died of heart failure at the age of 33. E! Online eports that the actor passed away at Cedars-Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles on Sunday night with his father Dave at his side. He had struggled with heart failure for several years and been hospitalized several times before this incident. What an awful and terrifying struggle. It reminds me to count my blessings and keep things in perspective. You will be greatly missed, Andy. ...

Courtney Love Sued for Twit-Flaming

courtney_rant1 Twitter is HERE, people, like it or not, and now we KNOW it's here, because it has its very first celebrity lawsuit! And it is -- OF COURSE -- against Courtney Love. In Los Angeles Superior Court, clothes designer Dawn Simorangkir, also known as Boudoir Queen, last Thursday filed suit against Love for defamation, invasion of privacy and infliction of emotional distress for "an extensive rant" on Twitter about how she was billed for custom clothing. It's hard to be extensive when one is...

Miss Universe Finds Gitmo “Very Interesting”

dayana_mendoza Tee hee. The girls over at XX Factor opened my eyes to this recent post from the blog of Dayana Mendoza, the reigning Miss Universe. Granted, Dayana's from Venezuela, and English isn't her primary language, so I'm going to go easy on that aspect of it, but LOOK how much FUN it is to be at Guantanamo Bay! This week, Guantanamo!!! It was an incredible experience. We arrived in Gitmo on Friday and stared going around the town, everybody knew Crystle and I were coming so the first thing we did w...