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Wanda Sykes Lands Late-Night Gig!

wanda_sykes Congrats to funny lady Wanda Sykes, who is finalizing a deal with Fox for a Saturday late-night show. The hourlong show, slated to premiere in the fall, will succeed the recently canceled sketch comedy show "MadTV." It will be topical, featuring a panel of recurring guests sparring over issues concerning politics as well as pop culture. Sykes will appear in field segments as well. Thank goodness! Late night television NEEDS more women, not more Jimmy Kimmels. I ::heart:: Wanda Sykes, and I'm so exci...

It’s a Boy for Scott Wolf and Real World Wife!

scott_kelley Every now and then it is re-brought to my attention that Scott Wolf married that chick Kelley from Real World: New Orleans, and every time I'm like, "Wait, really?" What is it with Real World chicks getting these hot famous dudes? Jacinda Barrett married Gabriel Macht, too! In my youth, I never thought it would be wise to audition for The Real World, lest I actually get chosen, but if it meant I could land a hottie like Scott Wolf, maybe I would have reconsidered. Kelley gave birth to a h...

Heidi Montag Is Hurting Me

Because he hates you, Ryan Seacrest debuted Heidi Montag's new single, "Look How I'm Doing," on his morning radio show today. Really, Heidi? You're going to call this song "Look How I'm Doing"??? Do you want us to respond? /> Because he hates you, Ryan Seacrest debuted Heidi Montag's new single, "Look How I'm Doing," on his morning radio show today. Really, Heidi? You're going to call this song "Look How I'm Doing"??? Do you want us to respond? ...

What Does Jimmy Fallon See in Fat Arms??

16641957fallon41200924636am Jimmy took his wife, Fat Arms, to a party for the launch of TOPSHOP in NYC, and she looked like ... that. This is not a rare occurrence. Fat Arms has a knack for buying her red carpet clothes at Target. (Please don't get me wrong. I love Target. I would live in a Target if they'd allow it. But I'd go somewhere else to buy my clothes for fashion-related red carpet events.) The shoes are ALL WRONG for that dress, and she would have been better going without a belt than choosing a belt that soooo d...

Idol Top 9: Who Goes Home?

All in all, this is easily the strongest, most charismatic group of Idol finalists I've ever seen. Hands down. My heart belongs to Alison Iraheta and Adam Lambert, who I think are both just so naturally brilliant on stage. And I love that Alison played at least a little bit of the guitar. It's frustrating to me to see all these men parading out on the stage and commanding an instrument while the women stay behind the mic. I feel like it furthers the perception that men are competent musicians, while women are just a pretty face with a pretty voice and a microphone. (This is true of Megan Joy Buttcork, but it's not a general rule in the world.) If these girls can play instruments, I wanna see it! I'm impressed Alison had the balls to do that at such a young age. She's a big career waiting to happen if she can land the right managers. Kris Whatsisname grew on me tonight. Not enough to remember his last name, but still. I liked him. And Justin Timberlake 2.0 did fantastic, I thought, no matter what the judges said. I honestly forgot Anoop had performed. At the end of the show I was like, "Wait! They didn't do Anoop!" I had to rewind to see his performance and remember what he'd sang. He was that forgettable. Lil Rounds is gorgeous and talented and has great stage presence. Her shtick just bores me, though. That's more an issue of my taste. I don't think she's doing anything wrong. I just never get excited when she comes on. Danny Gokey, too. He's fantastic. He just doesn't do anything for me. I was never into Chris Daughtrey, and it's a similar style. I feel like there are a thousand dudes in Hollywood who can do that schtick every bit as well. So who do you guys think is going home tomorrow? I think it's Megan Joy Buttcork. I hope it is. My guess is that the bottom three will be Scott, Megan and Anoop, and Megan will go. />All in all, this is easily the strongest, most charismatic group of Idol finalists I've ever seen. Hands down. My heart belongs to Alison Iraheta and Adam Lambert, who I think are both just so naturally brilliant on stage. And I love that Alison played at least a little bit of the guitar. It's frustrating to me to see all these men parading out on the stage and commanding an instrument while the women stay behind the mic. I feel like it furthers the perception that men are competent musicians, while wo...

Separated at Birth???

scott_cmpare I'm watching American Idol tonight, and maybe this is due to my burgeoning Ambien problem, but every time they showed Scott MacIntyre's face in that dark leather jacket I just thought to myself "They needed this guy for NKOTB." I mean, look at him! Eyebrows, jawline, vacant stare. He fits right in. Actually, he looks specifically a lot like Joey McIntyre, now that I think about it. And now that I think about it even harder, has anyone actually seen Joey McIntyre lately? In the same place as ...

Osbournes: Reloaded Shoots Itself in the Head

osbournesreloaded_l I haven't gotten around to watching the new Osbournes variety show yet (not that I was ever planning to), but the early reviews are god-awful. Says Entertainment Weekly: On The Osbournes: Reloaded, Ozzy, Sharon, Kelly, and Jack were just pathetic. No wonder Fox kept chopping this proposed hour-long "variety show" into an ever-smaller size before airing it. The network is supposed to air five more Reloadeds. Don't hold your breath. Or maybe, do hold your breath: The stink of this show wi...

Bridget’s Widget, Just Because Bridget Rhymes with Widget

Hi. I'm exhausted. I spent the evening babysitting a friend's 3-month-old baby. Then I came home and took my birth control pill. I completely and totally love this little girl, but babies are SO EXHAUSTING. I have never been with anything that required that much constant attention, with the possible exception of the erection of a much older man I once dated. Truly, I don't know how mothers do it all day every day. You guys are hard core. Olympic marathoners have absolutely nothing on full-...

Plugging Shit My Friends Do: IRunOnInsulin.com

me-1 My totally awesome friend Lexie has recently launched a fantastic blog about living life with diabetes. It's called I Run on Insulin, and you can check it out here. Lexie's lived with diabetes since she was young, and she works in the medical industry and is very involved with the American Diabetes Association. Lexie knows everything about living with diabetes. She's always being quoted and interviewed on TV or in books or on the radio for her expertise and her amazing personality and positive t...

Quotables

oprahstar-thumb-500x333-5507 "I was an addict for all practical purposes, that I had never stuck to a real diet, that I'd never stuck to a real exercise program, and that when confronted by my doctor and the doctor said if you don't make changes, you will die. I had no choice. When you hear people say, oh, you took the easy way out, I would have longed for an easy way. It was not an easy way. It was this -- the hardest struggle of my whole entire life and I still struggle." Star Jones, discussing her gastric bypass surgery w...

Nikki Ziering’s Face Gave Birth to a Baby

16446717nikki_ziering331200953143pm At least that's what it looks like. It looks like a screaming monster tore its way through this woman's face. I can't even imagine what her vagina looks like, if this is how poorly her face has held up over the past few years. Nikki, 37, got a divorce from Ian Ziering in 2002, and she just gave birth to a healthy baby named named Tatum Ella Reynolds. The baby was born in Newport Beach, because, honestly, if you're a former Playmate who names her daughter Tatum, there's just no reason for her t...
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