I hadn't seen a picture of her in awhile, so I figured she'd secretly died on St. Lucia and they'd buried her and we'd all moved on, but NO! She's back in London, and she's alive, and she actually looks half-decent!
Amy was checking out the Bat for Lashes show at the Hard Rock in London on Monday night, and photogs snapped her on her way out. Sure, she's holding some dude's hand, but she seems to be supporting her own body weight pretty well, and in heels! Her face looks cleaner and more aler...
She's getting us hot and showing us what she's got!
This year so far been all about women dominating the charts. Britney, Taylor and now Lady Gaga, who became the first artist in nearly ten years to reach the top of the Billboard Hot 100 with their first two chart entries, as "Poker Face" took the top spot this week. ("Just Dance" hit the top of the charts in January.)
The last performer to launch with a pair of Hot 100 chart-toppers was Christina Aguilera, who reigned with "Genie in a Bottle" (1999) and "What a Girl Wants" (2000). Among women, Lady GaGa is only the fourth female artist in the last 25 years to open with a pair of No. 1s, joining Aguilera, Mariah Carey (1990) and Tiffany (1987).
I mean, Christina and Mariah are certainly big artists, but this chick just reached Tiffany levels of fame. Malls of America, look out! />
She's getting us hot and showing us what she's got!
This year so far been all about women dominating the charts. Britney, Taylor and now Lady Gaga, who became the first artist in nearly ten years to reach the top of the Billboard Hot 100 with their first two chart entries, as "Poker Face" took the top spot this week. ("Just Dance" hit the top of the charts in January.)
The last performer to launch with a pair of Hot 100 chart-toppers was Christina Aguilera, who reigned with "Genie in a Bo...
I don't know who Kimberly Locke fell in love with, but Valentino Garavani is definitely the Eighth World Wonder in my mind. How a man can know so much about fashion and so little about spray-tanner remains a complete mystery to me. Is this a disease? I think this is a disease. I've mentioned it before. I think he has the spray-tan version of an eating disorder. He just doesn't get that it looks bad past a certain point.
Valentino was, of course, on-hand for the LA premiere of Valentino: The ...
Jump inside to find out who went home on Wednedsay night and whether my predictions were correct.
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Untraceable cell phones. Secret rendezvous. SOS signals. It's all here, at least in the version of Britney Spears' life that Sam Lutfi is making up. His sister took the stand in court today to talk about all the kinds of crazy they've been through trying to stay in contact with Britney despite a restraining order.
Christina Lutfi said Britney Spears told her that she was afraid of her father and needed her brother's help to hire her own attorney. The 25-year-old was introduced as a surprise...
Yes, of course Phelpsy's mom "wrote" a book. She has definitely earned a book deal. Look what her vagina has accomplished! All those laps in the Olympic pool were practically being swum by her labia. The book is called A Mother for All Seasons, and of course right now her media machine is hyping it up by focusing on what is probably the only even marginally interesting portion of this opus -- Michael Phelps' painfully persistent drug and alcohol problem.
In A Mother for All Seasons, De...
Once upon a time I was a software developer. I never thought that training would come in handy in this job. But I think what I need to do in the future is just write software that automates posts like this. Travis and Shanna break up. Lindsay and Samantha fight. Tom and Katie's marriage is on the rocks. Britney Spears hates her father. Etc, etc. Because I know a lot of you think this is an easy job, but you try putting a different spin on the same stories week after week after week for years. It is...
A lot of you guys are mad at me today, and I'm sorry for that. I'm in no mood to have people mad at me today. Some days I'm in the mood to have people mad at me, and some days I'm not. Today is a not. Listen, I write a TON of these posts every single day, and sometimes they cross a line in a funny way, and sometimes they cross a line in a way that isn't funny. But I do a lot of them, and I've been doing a lot of them nearly every day for three years now. It's like being on The Real World -- i...
Up-and-comer Amanda Seyfried (you know her from Mamma Mia and Big Love, but she's got a ton of stuff coming out this year and next) was snapped in LA last night with her boyfriend, Mamma Mia co-star Dominic Cooper. They fell in love while filming in Greece! How romantic! For everyone except her former longtime boyfriend, who got dumped for Dominic.
Amanda is totally a cutie, and I like her as an actress, but she needs to get that Tyra Banks lecture about not letting the photogs get candid p...
Or ... just the National Enquirer?
Take this story with a grain of salt. Well, more than a grain of salt. Take this story with like the amount of thick chunks of salt you'd get around the rim of a margarita glass. Actually, no. Take this story with a margarita. And then another. Because it has been THAT KIND OF DAY, right?
The 29-year-old former first daughter is tying the knot this summer in a lavish $1 million dream wedding, The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively. The groom-to-be is Wall Street whiz kid Marc Mezvinsky, 31, a longtime pal who b...
Octomom Nadya Suleman appears on the cover of InTouch Weekly with six of her eight babies.
Thank God they all seem healthy so far!!!
I wonder how much InTouch paid for this exclusive. Probably more than you made this year. What are you waiting for? Quit your job and have eight kids!...
New York's latest underage "it" girl does her very best crack whore impression at the Topshop launch dinner in NYC.
Remember when she was cute???
Ya know, you can dress a little girl up like this in the name of "fashion" all you want, but sooner or later, she's gonna believe it.
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