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The Film.com Podcast: Starring Meeee!!

podcast_pic Okay, it's really not starring me. It's starring the fabulous Film.com team of Laremy, Natalie and Garrett. But this week I had the awesome opportunity to sit in the studio with these talented folks and be the special guest on their weekly podcast. I had sooooo much fun!!! We talked about making it in the blogging industry, my undying love for Beverly Hills Chihuahua and Georgia Rule, mean Internet commenters, our Southern belle Natalie, and much much more! So if you're trying to figure out...

Ummmmm the Bruno Trailer is HILARIOUS

I can't remember the last time I sat and laughed my ass off at a TRAILER. I can't wait to see this movie. It looks pee-yourself funny. Here's the best part: They're actually making you enter your age to view the trailer. That's how offensive they think it is. (It's really not all that offensive. The MPAA is just totally prudish.) /> I can't remember the last time I sat and laughed my ass off at a TRAILER. I can't wait to see this movie. It looks pee-yourself funny. Here's the best part: They're actually making you enter your age to view the trailer. That's how offensive they think it is. (It's really not all that offensive. The MPAA is just totally prudish.)...

Iowa Reverses Ban on Same-Sex Marriages!!!!

427fa30d-4961-4e02-9765-e860ad271a56h2 WOOT WOOT!!!! It's happening slowly, bitches, but it's HAPPENING. The long arc of history curves toward JUSTICE. The Iowa Supreme Court legalized gay marriage Friday in a unanimous and emphatic decision that makes Iowa the third state — and the first in the nation's heartland — to allow same-sex couples to wed. In its decision, the high court upheld a lower court's ruling that found a state law restricting marriage to between a man and woman violated Iowa's constitution. "We are firmly convinced th...

ER Is Dead on the Table

about_photo_15 Time of death: April 2, 2009 The final episode of ER aired tonight, and I didn't watch it. This is in keeping with my "No, I Don't Watch ER" life motto that I've had in place since about, oh, 1997. But I do have questions. Was Eriq LaSalle in it? Were they able to remove that annoying 'q' from his name and, after seven hours of wrist-wringing surgery, transform it into a viable acting carer? No? Because Eriq was pretty clear about it in his contract. ER was a big part of my life duri...

OMG YOU GUYS IT’S HANNAH MONTANA!!!

Miley Cyrus at Hannah Montana Premiere Pictures Photos There were surprisingly few A-listers at the LA premiere of the new Hannah Montana flick. I'm not sure if they just weren't invited or if they just didn't want to come because it's a stupid movie that Miley's too old to be doing at this point anyway. Miley was there, looking relatively unhappy about the whole business, and I do wish they'd stop doing lip injections on a 16-year-old. Thank GOODNESS Taylor Swift was looking fabulous as usual! She stole the show! Also there: Teri Hatcher...

Marc Anthony Wants a Girl with a Short Skirt and a Loooooong Jacket

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony Jennifer Lopez went leather-tastic for the NYC opening of TOPSHOP, sporting a tiny black dress underneath. Hubby Marc Anthony was by her side. I think Wendie and I should bet money on them. She's so sure they're splitsville, and I'm so sure they're for real. I think if they don't announce a break-up by the end of 2009, Wendie has to work a week for free. Either that or she has to cover every single story about Jennifer Aniston's love life in 2010. She'll do a week for free, I guarantee ya. Als...

Elizabeth Hurley: Alive and Swimming!

57106700liz_hurley42200934004pm We don't see much of the beautiful Liz Hurley these days, but the 43-year-old made an appearance in Oxfordshire today -- along with some much younger women -- to launch her new boutique. Proceeds from sales of special pink bikinis and sarongs will go to the Breast Cancer Research Foundation. She's certainly aging naturally, and I love that about her. It doesn't look like there's been a ton of work done. But I guess if you're Liz Hurley, there's not much need to do a lot of work. When I'm her age...

Kendra Wilkinson Goes Undercover

msg-123869297644-3 Yesterday we had some hot sexy firemen for those of us who get all tingly for men -- today we're doing a little something for the folks who like titties. The soon-to-be-married Kendra Wilkinson (stop snickering) did a sexy under-the-covers photo shoot recently and posted a few of the shots on her blog. She's even showing off her bling! I've uploaded the full-size photos, so if you click on the thumbnails and then click again on the photo, you can get even more up close and personal with K...

Lindsay Lohan Is Cheating on Her Tanning Product!!!!

57011015lindsaylohan3272009115212am-1 GASP!!!! There is cheating on your significant other. There is cheating on your hairstylist. There is cheating on your real estate agent. There is -- and I'm trying to perfect this art right now -- cheating on your taxes. These are things that are widely accepted in Hollywood. But THEN there is CHEATING ON YOUR OWN TANNING PRODUCT. And that is a no-no line that Lindsay Lohan has just CROSSED with a VENGEANCE. I'm in shock. I'm just speechless. I'm so disappointed in you, Puss. The out-of-wo...

Madonna’s Nanny Quits, Gets Fired

Madonna's Nanny Angela and David banda pictures photos Don't fuck with Miz Madge!!! Madonna's nanny, 29-year-old Angela, gave her notice of resignation recently, and, instead of being allowed to complete her time with the star, she was fired on the spot. "Angela is distraught," says a source. "Madonna told her the news two hours before she was due to go on her annual month-long leave ... All Madonna’s employees work incredibly long hours, so it’s no surprise that Angela had had enough. If you work for Madonna you are on call 24 hours a day, ...

Shanna Moakler Speaks Out About Travis Split

Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker Pictures Photos When news hit yesterday that Travis and Shanna Moakler had once again split up, sources said that Shanna was cheating on Travis with Gerard Butler while he was in the hospital. Now Shanna has hit the Internet to tell her side of the story on her MySpace blog, claiming that she found romantic emails from other women sent to Travis. Ladies, ladies, ladies. When will you learn? It is NEVER a good idea to go through your man's email. You'll never like what you find. Travis and I were very muc...