Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Kate Hudson Needs to Set Down the Budweiser

Kate Hudson and Brother Oliver at Lakers Game Pictures Photos Yes, we've firmly established that Kate Hudson's put on weight this year. And I don't even think that's a bad thing. She's certainly not at any weight even remotely approaching fat. So let's get this out of the way: I do not think Kate Hudson is fat. Here's what I don't like about it: It looks like beer weight. Her face is expanding at twice the weight of her body, and she's losing that beautiful glow she always had about her. She's obviously a girl who puts on weight in her face, but it's n...

Tom and Gisele Tie the Knot, Once Again

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady Pictures Photos They're so in love that they got married twice. Now that's devotion. Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen exchanged vows in a short sunset ceremony at her home in Costa Rica early Saturday evening, PEOPLE has learned. The bride, in a long designer dress and a veil that trailed 10 feet, and holding a bouquet of white orchids, “looked so gorgeous,” a source tells PEOPLE. “She looked beautiful.” Security guards blocked off key access points to Bündchen's house in Santa Teresa, where 25 or so ...

Madonna Returns to London After Being Denied Adoption

Madonna Lands at Heathrow in London After Being Denied Adoption of Mercy James Sheesh, trying to make sense of what's going on with Madonna's Malawi adoption requires quite a bit of effort. Last week, Malawi officials ruled that Madonna could not adopt the little 4-year-old orphan, Mercy James, that she'd hoped to take home with her, citing child trafficking concerns. "By removing the very safeguard that is supposed to protect our children," said the judge, "the courts by their pronouncements could actually facilitate trafficking of children by some unscrupulous individu...

Gary Coleman Hates His Latest Movie

"It was worse than any film school project," he says in a YouTube vid about his latest movie, Midgets vs. Mascots, which premieres April 25 at the Tribeca Film Festival. "I shouldn't be in this movie in the first place, but the mortgage keeps coming." Here's the best part: The video is a part of the YouTube channel for the movie's publicity. So, ya know, not only did somebody make a movie about "a porn-mogul dwarf who stages a $1 million competition with asinine events," now they're trying to make Gary Coleman's sad, sad life go viral to support it. CLASSY, kids. /> "It was worse than any film school project," he says in a YouTube vid about his latest movie, Midgets vs. Mascots, which premieres April 25 at the Tribeca Film Festival. "I shouldn't be in this movie in the first place, but the mortgage keeps coming." Here's the best part: The video is a part of the YouTube channel for the movie's publicity. So, ya know, not only did somebody make a movie about "a porn-mogul dwarf who stages a $1 million competition with asinine events," now they're trying t...

Your Daily Lohan

29896PCN_LindsayChateau This is working out really well, isn't it, Linds? The drinking, the drugging? It's all going so awesome. That's why you look so happy. As Kelly reported this weekend, Lindsay was turned away from a party where Samantha was DJ'ing this weekend. Samantha was reportedly having a blast inside, while Lindsay was screaming and shouting at the door because she wasn't allowed inside, per Sam's orders. The two are splitsville, according to their friends, at least for now. Lindsay got kicked o...

My Lord, What a FASCINATING Academy of Country Music Awards

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban This has to be the absolute greatest red carpet this awards show has ever seen. Fantastic. Lots of good stuff here. I'm probably more interested in this red carpet than I was for the Oscars. First off, we've got Keith Urban, still hittin' that Nicole Kidman good stuff. Watch that hand, Keith! There's so much damn Botox in that woman, I bet Keith Urban's penis doesn't have wrinkles anymore. I bet it's just a sleek, even line of wrinkle-free man-meat. Then we have Jennifer "Can't Find Love...

Plugging Shit My Friends (AND Lisa D’Amato!!!) Do: “Running in Heels” and “Trainwreck”

talita_silva Today has been QUITE a day for my friends. First off, my gorgeous and amazing and always fashion-forward friend Talita Silva is starring in the new Style network show, Running in Heels, which follows her trials and travails as an intern at Marie Claire. Talita and I were way tight when we both lived in LA, and it was always her dream to move to NYC and work in the fashion business out there. She up and did it right after I moved to Seattle, and, DAMN, when Talita does something, she does...

Redmond O’Neal Arrested for Drugs, AGAIN

redmond_oneal240 Wow, Redmond, check your ass into rehab and take it seriously this time, dude. You're breakin' my heart here, kid. Your mother, Farrah Fawcett, is unconscious in the hospital, probably dying of cancer in the near future. This is some really rough shit. I get that. You don't wanna have to feel it. I get that, too. But you know what you really don't wanna do, buddy? You really don't wanna make this harder for your mom and your family by getting busted once again with drugs. Redmond O...

BumpWatch 2009: Nicole Richie

16645741nicole_richie_pregnant43200955322pm Miz Richie has gone from zero to bump-tastic in what feels like just a week or two! Nicole was looking stunning, and very preggers, alongside beau Joel Madden at the Esprit store opening in Santa Monica. Mostly I'm confused about the Esprit store opening. Is this the same brand that I used to wear when I was eight years old? It's still around? Has anyone actually purchased Esprit clothing recently? Where did this brand go for the past decade? Nicole told reporters at the event tha...

Bridget vs. Gisele: It’s On!!!!

Bridget Moynahan and her baby son John Edward Pictures Photos Bridget Moynahan has been verrrrrry quiet in recent years, as Gisele Bundchen parades about the world carrying her child and giving stupid quotes to magazines about how she considers the child her own. Props to Bridget for that. However, she's not above letting her "friends" "leak" some quotes about all this nonsense. A source close to the 37-year-old model-actress [says], "Bridget has her own life, she doesn't need to be involved in the drama of all this, and she finds it disrespectful that h...

Olsen’s Fashion Line Flying Off the Shelves

55905062 Apparently, this recession is impacting everyone except the very, very, very, disgustingly rich. You know, the people who buy the clothes in Mary-Kate and Ashley's fashion line, Elizabeth and James. The line is priced slightly below their other line, The Row -- which features lambskin pants for $1700 -- but it's still not cheap, with prices ranging from $95 for a one-shoulder cotton tank to $775 for a leather jacket. Flirty dresses and fashion-forward slacks fall within the $225 to $475 range, while a fur coat runs a wee bit more. (A wee bit more? You mean like the life of an animal...