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Jennifer Aniston’s Legs Have a New Movie Out

I think The Bounty Hunter looks terrible. I think everyone thinks The Bounty Hunter looks terrible. But none of that matters right now, because JENNIFER ANISTON'S LEGS LOOK AMAZING . I would say she looks 100% perfect here at the Bounty Hunter premiere in London, but I think I might not like that jacket with that dress. I couldn't tell you for sure, though, because I cannot stop looking at her legs long enough to think about anything else. Gerard Butler was there too. I think. I wouldn't r...

Corey Haim Reportedly Died of Pulmonary Congestion but All Anyone Wants to Talk About Is His Drug Addiction

Corey Haim's mom says the LA coroner called her this morning to give her a heads-up that her son died of pulmonary congestion. Judy Haim told Maria that she received an early courtesy call from the LA County Coroner’s Office who told her that an autopsy found her son had an enlarged heart and his lungs were filled with water. His cause of death was due to pulmonary congestion. The Coroner’s Office also told Access that prescription bottles containing four different medications were taken from his room. His mother and manager told the Corone...

WTF Is Wrong with Jessica Simpson’s Mouth???

I wrote earlier today about the outfit Jess wore to her David Letterman appearance -- a lot of you loved it, but I still think it's kind of ridic. Now that we actually have footage of Jessica on the show -- talking about Tony Romo and John Mayer ("He gave away my game!!), among other things -- I have a very important question: Why can't she talk like a normal human being??? Doesn't it seem like she's holding her mouth a little tight? It doesn't look like she recently got Botox or anything, but there's definitely something odd going on. That said, it's a pretty adorable interview, and I like her a lot more after watching it. Lastly: How fucking amazing is the quality on YouTube these days??? This is a damn sharp video. Pretty soon I'll be able to sit in bed all day and my entire life will just play out over the Internet. Oh, wait. That already happened. /> I wrote earlier today about the outfit Jess wore to her David Letterman appearance -- a lot of you loved it, but I still think it's kind of ridic. Now that we actually have footage of Jessica on the show -- talking about Tony Romo and John Mayer ("He gave away my game!!), among other things -- I have a very important question: Why can't she talk like a normal human being??? Doesn't it seem like she's holding her mouth a little tight? It doesn't look like she recently got Botox or anythin...

Hello Pregnancy Butt!!!

Claudia Schiffer rocks that fetus-harboring body of hers as she picks up her pre-existing children in London. The supermodel is expecting her third child with hubby Matthew Vaughn in May. Adoption, adoption, adoption. The older I get, the less interest I have in being pregnant. I've taken to referring to biological children as "vagina babies," particularly around my boyfriend, as in "I don't ever want to have a vagina baby, and I need to make sure you're aware of that." I know thos...

Jessica Simpson Is a Pink Peacock Today!

Yay! Pink peacock! When I play dress-up sometimes I like to pretend I'm a white rhinoceros.* Jessica chose a truly fascinating dress pattern to display as she left her taping of David Letterman's show. The photo agency has labeled this set of pictures "Curvy Jessica waves at Letterman." Heh. THEY SAID IT NOT ME. *That may be the first time in my life I've typed out the word "rhinoceros." Who would have thought it was spelled with an 'o' at the end???** **Yeah, seriously, there is no real follow-up...

BGC Recap: So Hard to Say Goodbye!!!

So hard to say goodbye..to some at least. The previous episode left us in turmoil, with Kate's explosion and departure. She claims "her work here is done"... but is it, viewers? I ask you to weigh in. With Kate gone, the girls debate about "them laws" and whether or not any of them (cough: Annie) have grounds to press charges. Amber gets her own justice on what remains of Kate...her clothes. What she doesn't adopt into her own wardrobe, she defiles with cheap lotion and then joyfully...

Cindy Crawford’s Extortionist to Spend Two Years in Jail

Man, this was such a weird story. Remember when some dude was trying to sell pictures of Cindy Crawford's 7-year-old daughter bound to a chair and gagged? (It was part of a game of Cops & Robbers.) Every single news outlet he approached passed on the photos because there is apparently still a shred of dignity in celebrity journalism. Then he tried repeatedly to get money out of Cindy Crawford and her husband Rande Gerber in exchange for the return of the photos. You can read our full story on it here. Anyway, the gross dude, Edis Kayalar, an aspiring model, was sentenced...

Is Lindsay Lohan Really the One Behind Her E-Trade Lawsuit?

I ranted yesterday about how Lindsay Lohan filed a frivolous lawsuit against E-Trade claiming that the "milk-a-holic" named Lindsay in their Super Bowl commercial was based on her. Since news of the lawsuit broke, Lindsay herself has had no comment. (And she also doesn't have a publicist anymore.) The closest thing Lindsay's come to making a public statement since yesterday is musing on her Twitter about the symptoms of swine flu. She's in Paris enjoying Fashion Week, drunk (on milk, 'natch...

Mourning Corey Haim

I'm not going to give my speech again. You know, my don't-do-drugs speech that I give every time we write about a celebrity overdose. But, ya know, don't do drugs. And if you find yourself doing drugs and you find you can't stop, ask for help. Corey Haim didn't think he had a problem, but his best friend Corey Feldman did. In fact, Feldman refused to film another season of The Two Coreys with Haim until he addressed his addiction. Haim wouldn't do that. Here's what Corey Feldman had to say...
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