Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Justin Guarini: Explained?

The kids over at JMansWorld, a Justin Guarini fan site (wrap your head around that), got wind of the little Justin Guarini mystery I've been trying to solve. And by "trying to solve," I of course mean "not trying to solve." Specifically, how was this guy the #1 requested celeb on E! Online for a significant portion of August 31 of this year? They did the digging that I was too apathetic to even attempt, and found an article on E! Online from August 30 titled "Making the Most of the 'Idol' Experie...

Picking up the Pieces: Is It Sweeps Week Yet?

Not much today, kids. Not much at all.Gawker's backstage reporting from the VMAs is worth a read.Remember when Ben Affleck was cool? And when he was in a movie, people wanted to see it? Yeah. Not so much now. You know how you can tell it's a really slow news day? Pictures of Jamie-Lynn Spears. Ashlee Simpson may or may not be dating Pete Wentz. "Who is Pete Wentz?" exclaims America. Pre-VMA report from Page Six: Ryan Seacreast hanging with his gays; Jason Wahler makes Lauren Conrad cry; Brandon Davis may (shh...

You Know What? La Lohan and Harry Morton are Really Cute.

Pictures of Harry and his beloved Pink Taco in Hawaii. I think, because these pics are so genuinely cute (and because anyone reppin' Scottsdale is my homie), I'm going to try not to make fun of either of them today. We'll see how that goes.
Pictures of Harry and his beloved Pink Taco in Hawaii. I think, because these pics are so genuinely cute (and because anyone reppin' Scottsdale is my homie), I'm going to try not to make fun of either of them today. We'll see how that goes.[more pics at SplashNewsOnline] ...

Final Thoughts on the VMAs

Because you all are clearly incapable of forming your own opinions and thus are unfailingly interested in mine.
Because you all are clearly incapable of forming your own opinions and thus are unfailingly interested in mine.Sarah Silverman may well be the funniest person on planet Earth. As soon as one of you finds a clip of one of her VMA bits on YouTube, send me the link please.If we could never, ever have Amy Lee and Jared Leto standing next to one another again, I'd be fine with that. Really. In high school I could handle looking at three, maybe even four goth kids at the same time. In my twenties, two ...

Beyonce Don’t Need No MENTOR, Beyotch!

Goddamn Beyonce just rocked the fuck out at the VMAs. In a sea of mediocre performances (I mean what the hell was that, Justin?), she demonstrated unequivocally why her albums go multi-platinum and Rihanna's are stalling out around gold with a commanding performance of her anthemic stay-the-fuck-off-my-man's-cock-you-whore single, "Ring the Alarm." Rihanna will not be sleeping well tonight. Neither, for that matter, will her "mentor," Jay-Z. Hot damn, you go girl. Thank you for that. ...

Hey MTV, You Missed One

Someone at MTV's in trouble.I just listened to Fergie sing "I don't give a fuck so here we go" on the MTV VMA's Red Carpet Pre-Show. They caught the first use but missed the second.The weird thing is that it's 6:45 pm here in LA, meaning it is 9:45 pm in New York, where this was filmed. But it's light outside on the TV. So, um, this was definitely pre-recorded (at least for west coast audiences). And they still missed it. ...

Picking Up the Pieces: Pure Speculation in the Absence of Actual News Edition

Photogs catch Harry Morton purchasing an engagement ring at Cartier. Could a proposal be in the works for his very own Pink Taco, La Lohan? Probably not, but it's late August and the VMAs haven't started yet, so let's just speculate for awhile. Paris Hilton has managed, in a mere 24 hours, to be linked romantically with both Lance Armstrong and Travis Barker. What an unpredictable little whorecake she is. John Mayer denies the Jessica Simpson romance with his own patented brand of brood and angst...

What the Fuck is Going on at E! Online Right Now???

From their front page right now:
From their front page right now:In case you can't read that, this is what it says (emphasis mine): TOP REQUESTED CELEBS Updated Hourly 1. Justin Guarini2. Britney Spears3. Paris Hilton4. Angelina Jolie5. Jessica Simpson6. Ashlee Simpson Oh my God, what is going on? Who are you people? What could you possibly hope to find? It says "Updated Hourly," not "Updated in 2002." I checked three times. Help me understand. Update: The kids at his fan site have helped me solve the mystery. Thanks for your...

Trump Says "You’re Fired" to Carolyn Kepcher

Donald Trump has fired his longtime Apprentice sidekick, Carolyn Kepcher, on the grounds that the fame associated with The Apprentice had gone to her head, and she was no longer focused on business matters. Instead, Kepcher was spending her time "giving speeches...and doing endorsements." The straw that broke the camel's back? As a 36-year-old woman managing several key aspects of the multi-billion-dollar Trump industry, she had the nerve to write a book about how to succeed in business.
Donald Trump has fired his longtime Apprentice sidekick, Carolyn Kepcher, on the grounds that the fame associated with The Apprentice had gone to her head, and she was no longer focused on business matters. Instead, Kepcher was spending her time "giving speeches...and doing endorsements." The straw that broke the camel's back? As a 36-year-old woman managing several key aspects of the multi-billion-dollar Trump industry, she had the nerve to write a book about how to succeed in business.Yes, Mr. Trump...

Good Morning! Jessica Simpson Is Wearing Vanessa Minnillo’s Underwear!

TMZ reports that Jessica Simpson walked into a lingerie store in SoHo with her entourage, and left with three sets of lingerie......the same pieces that Vanessa Minnillo wore in her Maxim spread. Minnillo has, of course, been romantically linked to Simpson's ex, super-hottie Nick Lachey.Hmm. I smell a music video. Because the nation is just beginning to recover from "Cry Me a River." I thought this album wasn't about Nick, Jess. Update: Gawker thinks it's a PR stunt. That doesn't have to keep the ...