Ah ha ha ha! So it turns out Bob Guiney, from The Bachelor, somehow managed to parlay his reality TV gig into an ill-advised recording contract. I know this because a sample of the aforementioned opus just came onto my Pandora box, on my Counting Crows channel, no less, which I'm sure would send Adam Duritz into a hissy fit if he were still alive. What's that? He is? Huh. Anyway, this post's raison d'etre: the title of the song is "So Wrong." Which is just so, so right. ...
Ugh. I am, like, soooo late on the draw with this one. So a recap.
Ugh. I am, like, soooo late on the draw with this one. So a recap.Lindsay Lohan's Birkin was stolen at Heathrow airport, which was, like, recently the target of some manner of foiled terrorist plot, so it's nice to see they've really driven security into high gear over there. Lindsay cried because if there's anything that sucks worse than losing a Hermes bag containing over $1M in jewelry and your asthma inhaler, it's losing a Hermes bag containing over $1M in jewelry and the rest of your cocaine....
I was driving around the city this morning, flipping through the radio stations, when a convo on Star 98.7 caught my attention. The woman being interviewed was Izabella St. James, a former live-in girlfriend of Hugh Hefner. Apparently she's authored a tell-all, Bunny Tales: Behind Closed Doors at the Playboy Mansion. Her interview implied that perhaps -- shocker! -- life as one of Hef's girlfriend's isn't all fast cars, fancy clothes and mind-blowing sex. She implied that Hef is possessive and controll...
Paris Hilton finally gets that elusive DUI. Sorry to those of you who had your money on Lohan. Her spokesperson, Perez Hilton -- er, um, Elliot Mintz -- says the arrest was "probably the result of an empty stomach and working all day and being fatigued." During her arrest, Hilton failed to make comments disparaging any particular race or religion, and was released within hours. TMZ has art. According to the AP, AmIdol's Clay Aiken is being considered to be named to the President's Committee for ...
On Saturday, the 4th-placer from AmIdol's inaugural season wedd Sam Watters, of Color Me Badd fame. Remember them? Think slap bracelets. Hypercolor. Roller skating rinks. "I Wanna Sex You Up." Got it? Okay.I really likedd Tamyra on AmIdol, and if I hadn't been headd over heels in love with Miss Kelly Clarkson, I wouldd have rootedd for her to take it all. Or Nikki McKibbin. Or Ryan Starr. Or Jim Verraros. No, not Jim Verraros. But close. I actually wouldd have rootedd for anyone other than Justin "Rib...
Today's mostly Asian-Baby-Called-Suri-Cruise Day on the internets, but if you're now suitably bored and disturbed reading the TomKat PR script optioned by Vanity Fair, here are some other things going on in celeb news:You know what would be purely sensational and unfair and hurtful to the Mel Gibson clan? Dragging his oldest son's past DUI into this mess. My favorite part of this article is the discussion of how Christian Gibson got sober at Cirque Lodge in Utah -- the "same facility that helped Mary-...
Orlando Bloom decides he can't see Kate Bosworth anymore. No, really, he can't actually see her anymore. It's official: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes found a baby to adopt! Katie Couric kicked off her CBS career with the pics. From the looks of the kid, some 15-year-old prostitute in Cambodia is a real big fan of Scientology these days.It's not that Victoria Beckham is pregnant, it's just that her husband doesn't speak Spanish.When a lot of rich people have invested a lot of money in you, you don't ...
Radar wants you to know they mean business this time, reporting exclusively that Ashlee Simpson showed up at a MisShapes party (I bet Leigh Lezark looked unhappy) with Pete Wentz, whom she straddled. (The Evil Beet has learned exclusively that this Pete Wentz is the bassist for a band called Fall-Out Boy.)Apparently all the Manhattan hipster awesomeness was as nauseating to Ashlee as it is to most of us left-coasters, and she spent a portion of the night vomiting in the bathroom. Radar's trying to...
I haven't been evil to her at all since Friday, as promised, but now that I've opened the floodgates, who knows when I'll be able to stop again? ...
Just another sickening battle in the war on privacy we call fame. Some enterprising young stalker has apparently captured a Lohan grocery receipt. How do we know it's a Lohan grocery receipt? Her name's not on it anywhere. Okay, her name is on the bottom, but it's not like that proves anything. I could get a Ralphs card as Lindsay Lohan, too. The list includes:Chaser (a popular hangover "cure")2 bottles of Nyquil1 box Claritin tablets1 box of Sudafed1 box of UnisomGinseng2 boxes green tea supplementand also:...
Barbara Walters, E.E. Cummings find Rosie O'Donnell's blog pretentious, totally unnecessary. People reports that "Party of Five's Jeremy London" got married this weekend. The last time Jeremy London filmed an episode of Party of Five, it was 1997, and you still had a crush on Scott Wolf."Crocodile Hunter" Steve Irwin died this weekend when he was stung by a stingray while filming in Australia. It must be sweeps week. Donald Trump: still a raging, misogynistic asshole.David Beckham confirms that his wife, Posh Spice, is ...
The girl has brown eyes. She wears blue-tinted contacts. On occasion, I do enjoy perusing the various celeb photo sites and looking at the great big huge versions of the 'razzi photos, where you can see every last scar, concealed pimple, and odd tattoo, before they get shrunk and airbrushed for general use. It makes me feel better about myself. Okay?So today I'm looking through VMA photos, trying to find more things wrong with Paris Hilton, because I do that with my Saturday sometimes when my TiVo's not...