Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Afternoon Delight: Teri Hatcher Has Not Been Getting Enough Media Attention This Week

Eminem's trying to work out the details of his divorce from Kim Mathers. Again.Scarlett Johansson loves being curvy, and she doesn't want to change a thing about herself. Which is totally fine, but it would be nice if she could change the character she plays every once in awhile.Teri Hatcher has very expensive THO. According to the Desperate Housewives star, during the show's first season, the producers spent thousands of dollars digitally erasing her nipples. For the love of Christ, will someon...

Um…Nicole Richie’s Going to Die of Anorexia

So, guys, I know it's really funny to make the gimme jokes about the fact that she doesn't ever eat because of a furious and devastating mental illness that has taken complete control of her body, mind and life -- I mean, yeah, that's funny shit -- but, like, if we can be serious for a second, maybe someone who actually knows her might want to consider, you know, trying to save her life. Just a thought. ...

Listen Up! Lindsay Lohan’s Assistant Is About to Tell You What She Needs!

A pretty funny video from X17, as the paparazzi follow LiLo around for the better part of a day. She eats at Il Fornaio with Harry Morton and a woman who is either a rookie personal assistant or a very entitled friend.
A pretty funny video from X17, as the paparazzi follow LiLo around for the better part of a day. She eats at Il Fornaio with Harry Morton and a woman who is either a rookie personal assistant or a very entitled friend.Before Lindsay leaves the restaurant, this mystery woman comes out and instructs the paparazzi that she "needs them to stay at least ten feet back." The paparazzi chirp their agreement -- "yes yes, no problem, of course, sure, you got it" -- and, confident her natural genius for papar...

Bam Margera on Jessica Simpson: "Yeah, I Hit That"

Reports are trickling in that Howard Stern got a juicy confession out of Bam Margera on his radio program this morning. Bam says he did hook up with Employee of the Month star Jessica Simpson while she was still married to Nick Lachey. I didn't hear the show and I haven't seen the transcript, but Jessica was technically married to Nick for nearly eight months after the two were separated, and during that time period, Nick's many conquests were well-documented. So I'll reserve judgment for now.If you ha...

Random Rant: Misogyny at LAX

This has nothing to do with celebrities, celebutantes or gossip, so if you can't handle some off-topic ranting, please avert your eyes.Anyone who knows me knows I'm pretty far from a "femi-nazi" label. I mean, I write a gossip blog, for chrissake. I'm not one to hold picket signs or get petitions signed or, god forbid, write my senator. It's wonderful that there are people out there so invested in women's empowerment, and I respect and appreciate their efforts, but I am simply not among their ra...

Remains of the Day: Web 2.0, Where You Too Can Be a Hot Teenage Girl

Aaron Carter is engaged to Kari Ann Peniche, a former Miss United States Teen who had her title revoked for posing for Playboy. So, Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff, you both lost. Will Brad Pitt replace Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible IV? Paramount hopes so.Accomplished Jew-hater Mel Gibson takes time out from his busy schedule of AA and KKK meetings to make his daughter an MRS. Janet Jackson once "accidentally" used cocaine, and she was so utterly distraught over it that she just had to tell an L...

Second Autopsy on Anna Nicole Smith’s Son Still Inconclusive

Cyril Wecht, the famous forensic pathologist (yeah, that's right, I just said "famous forensic pathologist") who performed Daniel Smith's second autopsy said he could not determine the cause of death. According to the report, he was able to rule out heart disease, stroke, congenital illness and foul play. So he is absolutely, positively stumped.OMFG, let's call in Dr. House.This is a great mystery for the ages.Pssst --- did you guys do a tox screen? Because when I did that semester abroad at this on...

Are You Done Yet, Kristin Cavallari?

NYC scenesters say that the former Laguna Beacher has been working it hardcore at NYC Fashion Week, showing up everywhere that'll have her. I hope this signals the decline of the Kristin Cavallari reign, and a possible return to the golden days of the Pax California, where you actually had to be the child of someone famous to get famous for absolutely nothing.Let's take a look at what Kristin's done since her Laguna Beach wrapped in 2005:Dated Brody Jenner (WHO IS BRODY JENNER???)Lost Brody Jenner (...

Weekend Round-Up: Mark McGrath Just Wants to Sleep

Lohan falls and fractures her left wrist at a Fashion Week party. She's claiming that the host of the party, Milk Studios, wasn't careful enough in preventing people from slipping, an egregious oversight they allowed by letting her drunk ass in. Pret-a-porter was a never a strong point at Fashion Week. Tara Reid gets a breast reduction, because, you know, that's the problem.An uber-drunk Mark McGrath barges into the wrong Las Vegas hotel room, wonders where his hookers, music career went. ...