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Eric "McSteamy" Dane has officially joined the cast of Grey's Anatomy. It's nice that he has a steady gig -- it'll make my mother less wary of the fact that I'm going to marry an actor. And, with any luck, he's Jewish....
I was so excited to run this with the headline "George Michael's Double Whammy," but E! Online got to it first. Damn.I'd rather not be so harsh as to say "George Michael was found intoxicated and passed out at the wheel of his car for the second time in eight months." Instead, let's look at it as "George Michael was found intoxicated and passed out at the wheel of his car for the first time since February!" Because eight months is an admirable length of time to stay conscious at the wheel when you ...
Ugh.Please, people, for the love of all that's holy, watch House of Carters. Because he's not going to stop until you do. And if we have to find out that he made a sex tape involving mice in condoms and Liza Minnelli, no one wins....
Eva Longoria and Tony Parker split, Amanda Peet makes that baby legit. Jessica Simpson has reached that really unattractive point of depression-induced apathy. It's a beautiful thing to behold.Drunk much, Beyonce?Pamela Anderson's nipple has Hep C....
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Wow, my sense of security in this world just took a major hit.We reported earlier in the week that Anna Nicole Smith married her longtime lawyer, Howard "Not the Shock Jock" "K." Stern.Now word is coming through that the marriage was "not legally binding," and the vows were just part of a "commitment ceremony." Apparently heterosexual marriage isn't allowed in the Bahamas -- well, it's allowed in Freeport, but then it won't be recognized in Nassau, which specifically voted to ban heterosexual marriag...
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These Carter kids are really invested in their upcoming reality show, House of Carters. I thought they'd pulled out the big guns when Aaron proposed to a Playboy model earlier in the month (he quickly rescinded the offer). But they were just getting started.We bloggers are gonna write about that damn show each and every day, and if it means Nick Carter has to admit to losing his virginity to and currently being a little bit in love with an infamous pedophile on Howard Stern's radio show, THEN THAT ...