Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Happy Family!

30100pcn_Klum On Monday, Heidi Klum and hubby Seal took their ridiculously attractive children, Leni, Henry and Johan, for a walk in Manhattan. Heidi is wearing some very loose (and ugly!) clothing here, and a huge sweatshirt. When I first saw these pics, I was like, "Is Heidi Klum pregnant again?" I don't think she is -- based on this photo taken in LA two weeks ago: But it's still an odd choice of outfit, even if it is a little cold in New York. I mean, her children look plenty warm, but they've...

Suri Cruise Is Off to Scientology School!

tom_katie_suri According to this article in the Daily Mail, Suri Cruise will be off to Scientolotot Elementary after she turns three this week. She's heading to the Scientologist school founded by (closeted) Scientologist Will Smith. The school is staffed by trained Scientologists and lists ‘study technology’ as a key curricular focus. The children eat a low-carb, low-sodium and low-sugar organic diet, although something tells me that's about the only positive thing they'll be teaching the kids at that...

Phil Spector Convicted of Second-Degree Murder

phil_spector The jury was deadlocked in his original trial, but today the re-trial of Phil Spector resulted in a guilty verdict for the 2003 shooting death of cult-movie star Lana Clarkson. Like last time, the Spector defense argued that Lana shot herself, but a jury disagreed. At this trial, unlike last time, jurors had the option of convicting Spector of a lesser charge of involuntary manslaughter. They not only didn't take the option, they also convicted the former hitmaker of using a gun while committing a crime. ...

Jamie Foxx Slams Miley Cyrus

Jamie Foxx took a call on his radio show on Sunday, and the caller was talking shit about Miley Cyrus for allegedly talking shit about Radiohead. At first, Jamie was like, "Who is Miley Cyrus?" and then he remembered her as "the one with all the gums ... she gotta get a gum transplant!" He later mentions that she should "get like Britney Spears and do some heroin" and "do like Lindsay Lohan and start seeing a lesbian, get some crack in your pipe." Sheesh, Jamie, telling Miley Cyrus to do drugs is my gig. Quit stealing all my bits, asshole. /> Jamie Foxx took a call on his radio show on Sunday, and the caller was talking shit about Miley Cyrus for allegedly talking shit about Radiohead. At first, Jamie was like, "Who is Miley Cyrus?" and then he remembered her as "the one with all the gums ... she gotta get a gum transplant!" He later mentions that she should "get like Britney Spears and do some heroin" and "do like Lindsay Lohan and start seeing a lesbian, get some crack in your pipe." Sheesh, Jamie, telling Miley Cyrus to do d...

Ashley Tisdale Is Single!

ashley_tisdale_jared_murillo For the millions of you out there who follow Ashley Tisdale's love life with bated breath, you'll be fascinated to know that she's officially split from her boyfriend, Jared Murillo. Jared's a part of a boy band called V Factory, which hasn't exactly taken off the way they'd hoped, but you can listen to their music here. Trust me, you liked it better when it was called *NSYNC. (God, remember *NSYNC? Was that this decade?) Seriously that site should have a warning like, "Be advised: This cont...

Nicole Richie BumpWatch 2009

90410u3_richie_b_gr_03 She sure does make a pretty pregnant lady, doesn't she? Nicole Richie -- who may or may not have been talking shit to Lindsay Lohan last weekend -- took her Starbucks to an appointment today in Hollywood. I've said it before and I'll say it again -- everything I hear about Nicole Richie behind the scenes indicates that she's not exactly the peaceful earth mother she'd like you to think she is. She's still got it in her to be a crazy, raging, drunken bitch. It may not be this year, and it may not be next, but at some point you're going to see a co...

How’s That Drinking Working Out for You, Lindsay?

lindsay_lohan34 Is everything all better now? Did that fix it? Lindsay Lohan spent another heart-broken weekend wandering around LA getting smashed. La Lohan's night didn't even begin until around 1:45 a.m., when the scandal magney finally made the scene at a birthday bash for producer/actor/well-to-do party boy James Krisel. Lindsay was accompanied to the Hollywood Hills bash by five guys, including her longtime pal Patrick Aufdencamp. "People were pouring vodka into her red party cup all night," a guest tells OK!...

Miley Cyrus Rules the World

Miley Cyrus at Hannah Montana VIP movie premiere Congrats to Miley & Co., who steam-rolled through the box office with $34 million in ticket sales and a #1 debut with the Hannah Montana movie. "Hannah Montana" drew $17.3 million on Friday for the biggest opening day ever for a G-rated live-action movie. While girls 12 and younger and their moms made up most of the audience, "Hannah Montana" also attracted a solid crowd of teenage girls, fans reaching the age when they might be outgrowing the show, said Mark Zoradi, president of Disney's motion-picture group. "Miley's ...

Lindsay Lohan Is Red Hot!!!

57158743lindsay_lohan410200942951pm Okay, I have to admit, even though she's an emotional trainwreck right now, Lindsay is looking better than I've seen her in awhile. Granted, she's ridiculously skinny, but she looked drop-dead gorgeous, posing for the photogs wandering around LA earlier in the week with her newly dyed hair. Unfortunately, Lindsay's not using her new single time for self-reflection. She hit up three bars last night, then went back home with some friends and threw eggs at the paparazzi. Yes, eggs. She threw...