Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Old School Tori on The Daily Show

Not sure what made me think of this, but for some reason that god-awful Tori Amos Daily Show interview popped into my head today. I thought it might be on YouTube, and, sure enough, it was. Now, my friends will attest that I am a HUGE Toriphile, as well as a HUGE Stewartphile (there's not really a cutesy name for Stewart fans...I guess we can just go with "Democrats"), so this interview was terribly disappointing for me, and really tested my allegiance to Tori. I still love her, though, so I'm throwing the "Sorta Fairytale" video on here, too.
Not sure what made me think of this, but for some reason that god-awful Tori Amos Daily Show interview popped into my head today. I thought it might be on YouTube, and, sure enough, it was. Now, my friends will attest that I am a HUGE Toriphile, as well as a HUGE Stewartphile (there's not really a cutesy name for Stewart fans...I guess we can just go with "Democrats"), so this interview was terribly disappointing for me, and really tested my allegiance to Tori. I still love her, though, so I'm throwi...

Us Weekly Soul-Baring May Not Have Been Sufficient Treatment for Tara Reid’s Alcoholism

Tara Reid doesn't seem to get it.Tara, sweetheart: The boobs are not the problem. The alcohol is the problem.Via Radar:Tara Reid clearly likes the idea of her hard-partying days being behind her, but she looked pretty shit-faced two weekends ago at a wedding in Santa Barbara.A fellow attendee claims Reid...began her drunken antics at the rehearsal dinner. "She was the definition of a trainwreck, loudly heckling the family and friends of the bride and groom during their speeches," says the source. Worse ye...

"Ecstasy, ecstasy, ecstasy!"

It's a slow news day, and I just discovered this link to the Chaotic video footage where Britney talks about her sex life with Kevin Federline. Note that this is before they were married, and even before he was really her boyfriend. She'd just flown him out to Europe to bang her three times a day. And she is loving it.I don't know why I'm in such a nice mood lately, but I actually think the footage is kind of sweet. Brit had spent a long time being heartbroken over the loss of JT (I know, I know, s...

Sara Evans’ Husband is a Dirty Whore

Country singer Sara Evans, who currently appears on ABC's hit Dancing with the Stars, announced on Thursday that she will be dropping out of the show to cope with her divorce from her husband of thirteen years, Craig Schelske. I can't say I blame her. Have you ever been bored and lonely (and possibly a little bit drunk) on a Saturday night and spent a few minutes (or hours) perusing the Craigslist Casual Encounters listings just to assure yourself there are people out there far more sad and desper...

Hilary Duff Has Earned Herself a Stalker

Disney's teen queen, Hilary Duff, and her boyfriend, Good Charlotte's Joel Madden, stated in court documents filed Thursday that they fear for their lives after being stalked by two men during the past six weeks. The men in question are Max, a 19-year-old immigrant from Russia, and his "roommate," David Joseph Klein, age 50. See? All the real crazies go by three names.According to the documents, Max has stated that he intends to purchase a weapon, and "has threatened to kill himself and to engage in...

That’s My Bush! on DVD

In mid-2001, Comedy Central began airing a brilliant political satire called That's My Bush!, developed by South Park's Matt Stone and Trey Parker. They only showed eight episodes before the show was cancelled in the wake of the September 11 attacks, at which point I'm sure the show's premise seemed inappropriate. Over five years later, those episodes are being released on DVD. To commemorate this fabulous occasion, I'm posting some clips from the show.
In mid-2001, Comedy Central began airing a brilliant political satire called That's My Bush!, developed by South Park's Matt Stone and Trey Parker. They only showed eight episodes before the show was cancelled in the wake of the September 11 attacks, at which point I'm sure the show's premise seemed inappropriate. Over five years later, those episodes are being released on DVD. To commemorate this fabulous occasion, I'm posting some clips from the show.[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoF2Zl7i2VM">...

It’s About Time Somebody Remade Dangerous Minds

Here's the trailer for Freedom Writers, starring Hilary Swank, coming in January 2007. And way to step up the viral marketing, MTV. The IMDB page lists Patrick Dempsey as "attached," but he's nowhere in the trailer, and the thing's gotta be in post by now, so I'm not sure how they're planning to swing that.
Here's the trailer for Freedom Writers, starring Hilary Swank, coming in January 2007. And way to step up the viral marketing, MTV. The IMDB page lists Patrick Dempsey as "attached," but he's nowhere in the trailer, and the thing's gotta be in post by now, so I'm not sure how they're planning to swing that. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lejN7Ulh10s][via AllieIsWired]...

New Videos from Nick & Jessica

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[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_PNxaqjJlA">I hate to admit it, but I actually kind of like Jess's new song, "I Belong to Me," and I'm digging the video. The emotions look real, and I wouldn't be surprised to hear she spent a lot of the days on the set crying real tears. It's the first time in a long time I've been able to look at her as an actual person, and get a sense of the hell she's been through this year. It's a positive message, and she carries it well. Props, Jess. Nick's isn'...

We’re Gonna Call This One: Madonna Adopts African Boy

Although her publicist is still keeping busy making denials (I assume in an attempt to increase publicity surrounding the event), as E! Online says, "we'll just have to settle for the word of the child's father and a Malawi village chief and the director of the orphanage and an African judge and a pastor and the secretary for the Ministry for Gender and Child Welfare."The deputy registrar at a local courthouse tells Reuters that "Madonna and the husband filed their papers for an interim order this m...

Brody Jenner Will Not Go Away

That Brody Jenner sure knows how to keep his name in the papers. In July, the Princes of Malibu star (well, he was the star for all two episodes that aired) broke up with Laguna Hills demon Kristin Cavallari, and the nation breathed a sigh of relief, thinking we'd never see or hear from him again. But we were wrong. He quickly hitched his wagon to the galloping publicity horse that is Nicole Richie. She ditched him last week. Uh oh! How will the 23-year-old rich kid ever be relevant now? Hm. Maybe if ...