On Friday, I wrote that we would miss Jessica Coen at Gawker. Those carefree days of future-Jessica-Coen-missing are, today, tragically fallen by the wayside. Jess has been gone for less than one day, and, in that time, Gawker's run approximately 18 "Ask Lloyd Grove" items, each of which is every bit as wildly amusing and relevant as the last.
On Friday, I wrote that we would miss Jessica Coen at Gawker. Those carefree days of future-Jessica-Coen-missing are, today, tragically fallen by the wayside. Jess has been gone for less than one day, and, in that time, Gawker's run approximately 18 "Ask Lloyd Grove" items, each of which is every bit as wildly amusing and relevant as the last.Please come back, Jessica.On the flip side, Heather Cocks is rocking the fuck out as Defamer's guest blogger today, if that's really her writing. Don't get ...
If I want to post the video for J.C. Chasez's "All Day Long I Dream About Sex", from 2004's Schizophrenic, just because I think it is gloooooorious, then that is what I will do.
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No, not like that.
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Update: I just rewatched that Nicky Hilton interview, and I've decided people are being too hard on her for it. She carries herself extremely well and with a great deal of class. Her composure and refusal to tag along with Letterman on his dirt-fishing expedition don't make her boring, just a more tolerable human being than her sister. We hate Paris for being unnecessarily obnoxious and stirring up drama in front of a national audience, and now we're going to diss Nicky for doing the exact opposite? I may lose my official gossip blogger card for this, but I call bullshit. No, she's not particularly funny (at least not on purpose), but she's never claimed to be. You're alright in my book tonight, Nicky. />Sofia Coppola's job requires her to watch her cousin get nasty. Weird.Christina Aguilera takes a cue from Pink, pees wherever.This week's Lindsay Lohan crotch shot. I'm pretty sure she's not wearing underwear, but at least she remembered to wear cheesy black nylons.There's no specific item to link to here, but if you're not reading The Gilded Moose at least once a week, you're not really living. I can't stress this point enough.Even David Letterman can't salvage a Nicky Hilton interview.VH1 takes on the dauntin...
I guess she's not really a new artist, per se, but she's new to me. Check out the video for "Goodnight and Go," from her Speak for Yourself album. Thanks to Tiffy for the heads-up on her.
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I did not write this. I grabbed it from Go Fug Yourself, because it is easily the funniest thing I've read in like a year. I want to share it with the world.PARIS: Dude, I'm so happy we're friends again.NICOLE: Me too.PARIS: You make me look so tall and healthy.NICOLE: You make me feel so small and delicate. And smart. I enjoy that.PARIS: I'm just glad we're over that thing that happened.NICOLE: Me too. Our friendship is more important.PARIS: I know. I mean, bros before hos, right? I seriously ne...
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ARE YOU WATCHING HOUSE OF CARTERS? Because these Carter boys are not going to stop humiliating themselves in the press until you do, and I don't know how much more of it I can take. As if Hilary Duff hasn't had a hard enough month, Aaron Carter announces that he cheated on her toward the end of their relationship. "She was my first love," he says, "and, actually, I never cheated on her...until towards the end."The admission comes just a couple weeks after Aaron's brother Nick spoke to the press about cheating on former girlfriend Paris Hilton and losing his virginity to an inf...
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In Touch magazine is reporting that Rick Salomon and rapper Eve were spotted getting cozy at Hyde nightclub. Is the infamous Eiffel-towered star of One Night in Paris planning to title his sequel Summer's Eve? Or perhaps Paris Hilton's former boyfriend has finally found a starlet willing to insert a liquor bottle into her lady parts while being videotaped, an area in which Paris was a grave disappointment. Eve does have a history of sex toys and videotape. Regardless of their individual rationales, ...
Katie Holmes' Catholic parents have threatened to boycott her wedding to Tom Cruise if it's held in the Scientologist tradition. They also object to the Rob Thomas mask he insists she wear throughout the ceremony....
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