Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Celebrities Are Just Like Us

They forget to pay their taxes too.Wesley Snipes, who stopped making relevant movies in the mid-90s, evidently got caught making false returns to the tune of 12 million dollars. Now this would be just a boring "stupid celebrity forgets to pay their taxes story," but he also had another brilliant idea in 2005.He tried to leave the country of South Africa with a fake South African passport. Accoring to IMDB.com, "the actor was later allowed to leave the country but his immigration status has been...

Paris and Lindsay Back to Loving Each Other’s Coke

From Page Six:Lindsay Lohan is playing with fire. She's now decided to be best buds with her former nemesis Paris Hilton, and the two even had a sleepover in Las Vegas this weekend. On Saturday night, the terrible twosome arrived arm-in-arm to Michelle Trachtenberg's 21st birthday party at Tao and spent the night signing autographs for fans and whispering to each other. Then the ditzy duo retired to the $25,000-a- night Sky Villa at the Palms - for a pillow fight, no doubt.Thank goodness that Harry ...

Link It Up

A day with Paula Abdul is not worth $26,000 to anyone. A day with her Vicodin supply? Now that's another story. [CelebSlam]
A day with Paula Abdul is not worth $26,000 to anyone. A day with her Vicodin supply? Now that's another story. [CelebSlam]Nicole Richie doesn't like it when strangers text message her. [Drunken Stepfather]Scary Spice is carrying Eddie Murphy's love child. [Juicy-News]Check out the video from Christina Aguilera's new single, "Hurt," which comes complete with a father-daughter separation scene straight out of a Michael Lohan cartoon. [Hollywood Gossip Whores]Before they became the alcoholic, abusive, herpetic mess we all took such pure joy in watching them become, Liza Minelli a...

Kevin Connolly is Functionally Retarded

Although she announced she had a boyfriend on last week's David Letterman, People is now reporting that heiress Nicky Hilton has split with her boyfriend of nearly three years, Entourage star Kevin Connolly, after he cheated on her with Brittany Field (pictured above), the 18-year-old daughter of music mogul Ted Field.Field is clearly as discrete as she is attractive, because sources say the young 'un was less than tight-lipped about her rendezvous with Connolly. "She was bragging to everyone that she hooked up with Kevin last month while Nicky was in New York...

Elliot Mintz is Very Mature for His Age

So this is a pretty typical Paris Hilton 'razzi video. She's with her entourage -- including publicist Elliot Mintz -- attempting to leave her house, when she realizes the lights in her SLR are on, running down the battery. Hilarity ensues, blah blah blah.But here's what I love. With the crisis resolved, the gang prepares to leave the Hilton compound. Paris is in the passenger seat of a car, and Mintz is walking around the car, I assume to move into the drivers seat.Mintz says to the photog, "You...

That Oil Money Sure Does Buy a Lot of Cocaine

Just ask Mary-Kate Olsen. A year after Paris Hilton stole her prior heir -- of the Greek shipping variety -- the pint-sized bag lady is "quietly dating" oil heir Maxwell Snow, in the hopes that, if Paris Hilton doesn't catch word of his existence, she can't fuck him. But Paris Hilton can fuck anything. Watch your back, MK.Snow is from some famous Texas oil family, and is Uma Thurman's nephew (Did you know Uma Thurman came from oil money? I didn't.)...

Vince Vaughn "Has No Recollection of Those Events"

Vince Vaughn is really, really pissed he got caught making out with a homely blonde in London last week. The actor plans to take legal action against the British tabloids the Sun and the Daily Mirror, as well as against the New York Post for suggesting that he and Aniston had split, or that he had cheated on her.
Vince Vaughn is really, really pissed he got caught making out with a homely blonde in London last week. The actor plans to take legal action against the British tabloids the Sun and the Daily Mirror, as well as against the New York Post for suggesting that he and Aniston had split, or that he had cheated on her.On Wednesday's Oprah, Aniston reiterated that all was well in paradise -- she and Vince were still together, and she is still so totally over that Brad Pitt guy.Is this really what it tak...

Late-Night Link-o-Rama

Apparently Madonna isn't adopting an African child so much as she's kinda stealing one. Rule-bending in exchange for cash? In Malawi? [I'm Bringing Blogging Back]
Apparently Madonna isn't adopting an African child so much as she's kinda stealing one. Rule-bending in exchange for cash? In Malawi? [I'm Bringing Blogging Back]Lindsay Lohan and Keira Knightley are going to hook up. On camera. I'm serious this time. [Pop on the Pop]And the first interview with Michael Jackson since he left the U.S. in June 2005 goes to...Billy Bush? [Access Hollywood]After her riveting turn making a whore of Christian Troy (like that's hard) on Nip/Tuck, Rosie O'Donnell may get ...