TV Theme Songs Are So 1995 October 21, 2006Evil BeetUncategorized This article on CNN.com really struck me because I didn't realize that TV theme songs had disappeared. This makes me sad. I fully enjoy singing along to "Thank You for Being a Friend" (Golden Girls) when I'm watching Lifetime. I also when drunk have been known to get "Charles in Charge" stuck in my head. I bought that awful CD that had the "Friends" theme song. I also remember secretly planning out my hot head turn that was going to be my title shot when I joined that cast of Melrose Place. Evil Be...
Newsflash: People Hate Paris Hilton October 21, 2006Evil BeetParis Hilton I am one of the many people that is over Paris Hilton. I think she is ugly, bowlegged, and a symbol of everything that is wrong with celebrity. The strange thing is that, as much as people dislike Paris, she won't go away.If I was a paparazzi photographer I would ostensibly not take her picture to make her mad. Well, until I realized that a picture of a drunk whoring Paris Hilton could make me enough money to feed a small African nation.Because Paris won't go away, many have taken to hating her o...
Yup, Guys, Cacee Cobb and Donald Faison are Still Together October 21, 2006Evil BeetCaCee Cobb, Donald Faison People's interest in this topic never fails to intrigue me. But, yeah, they're still dating. They were spotted at Hyde recently, where this picture was taken. I hate to be a bitch (I don't know why I even bother prefacing statements that way, because it's so not true), but Cacee's looking a little big in the hips. I mean, it's totally fine if you want to just let your hips get big, or allow your inner thighs to become, like, chemically bonded to one another, but do you really have to go to Hyde dur...
Grey’s Anatomy to "Pull a Becky"??? October 20, 2006Evil BeetIsaiah Washington, Patrick Dempsey, T.R. Knight Wow, Isaiah Washington is in a world of trouble. After nearly punching Patrick Dempsey on set, and unleashing a flood of homophobic slurs that led T.R. Knight to come out to People magazine, rumor has it that, due to the tensions on set, producers are looking to replace him on the show, possibly with ER's Eriq LaSalle!!!It'll be just like the New Becky/Old Becky days on Roseanne. New Burke/Old Burke!!I don't know why I'm so excited about this. Probably because I love me some Eriq LaSalle....
Friday Afternoon Links fo’ Yo Ass October 20, 2006Evil BeetAngelina Jolie, Brody Jenner, Christie Brinkley, Keith Urban, Kevin Federline, Lauren Conrad, Nicole Kidman, Shiloh Almighty Angelina Jolie just hates it when photogs catch pictures of Shiloh without forking over the requisite $4M. [Just Jared]Nicole Kidman's husband, country singer Keith Urban, is the latest celeb to enter rehab for an alcoholism relapse. It's going to be okay, Nicole. Remember, there's still no twelve-step program for Scientology. [Allie is Wired]The Hills' L.C. is officially dating Brody Jenner, the ex-boyfriend of her Laguna Beach nemesis, Kristin Cavallari. No comment yet from Cavallari, but we're keepi...
Carmen Electra Earns her Spot on the D-List October 20, 2006Evil BeetUncategorized Carmen Electra, who was the Queen of the C-List Celebrities now has earned her spot on the D-list by becoming the spokesperson for NV Rapid Weight-Loss Beauty Pill. If you wonder how you can spot a D-list celebrity, here are the following signs.1) MTV Reality show followed by messy divorce. 2) Appearing on Baywatch. 3) Failed singing career. Albums are bought mainly in Japan. 4) Acknowledgement of Plastic Surgery, usually in US Weekly, InTouch, or Life and Style 5) Appearing in Playboy, Maxim, o...
Kevin Federline 2.0 October 20, 2006Evil BeetKevin Federline, Werid Al [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWs1FF-BS7c]...
Fashion Victim of the Week October 20, 2006Evil Beet"Fashion", Lindsay Lohan So in the true spirit of The Evil Beet, I have decided every Friday to make fun of a celebrity's fashion choices. I understand that Rachel Zoe will be to blame for most of these fashion blunders but don't you girls own a mirror? Do you actually think you look good and people on the internet aren't going to make fun of you? To kick this off I have chosen Lindsay Lohan. I know...its a little old to make fun of her fuglyness but seriously it is just too fun. She used to be so cute, albeit a little mis...
Joe Simpson is Still Freaking People Out October 20, 2006Evil BeetJessica Simpson, Joe Simpson Via Best Week Ever this morning Joe Simpson is still creeping people out with his strange "management" of his daughter Jessica.Now I remember back in the day when Jess was all into Jesus and her father was all freaked out about her going off and boinking Nick before they actually got to the altar. Since she's already popped her cherry, Jesus is evidently all ok about her romping around with every flavor of the month musician. Ya, keep telling yourself that Joe. I mean, it is really weird that Joe is ...
Some Notes for Dr. Isobel Stevens Regarding Compound Interest October 20, 2006Evil BeetGenius Hi Izzie.I've provided some links for you regarding the power of compound interest.Here's the Wiki on compound interest.Here's a compound interest calculator.And an informative article from About.com.Even one from The Motley Fool.I mean, I know a medical education's no MBA, but the refrigerator?Come on, Izzie....
Yeah, I Ran a Penis on the Front Page. Does this Mean I Still Can’t Run Your Ads, iTunes? Because Sony’s Cool with It. Just Saying. October 20, 2006Evil BeetNicky Hilton, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Prince Harry, Sofia Coppola, The Gays, Tyra Banks At what point did People magazine get the monopoly on celebrity coming-out stories? Anyway, meet McGay. [Pop on the Pop]Prince Harry's new girlfriend, Chelsy Davy, wonders aloud if woolly mammoths are extinct. Their season of Newlyweds is going to rock so hard. [CelebSlam]The photo shoot theme for this week's ANTM was "celebrity couples." Demonstrating the level of taste and subtelty we have come to associate so inextricably with the weekly, hour-long pitch for Tyra Banks' surely forthcoming magazine, th...
Quote of the Week October 19, 2006Evil BeetUncategorized "Madness is doing the same thing and expecting a shark not to eat your other fucking arm." Jen Dziura on one-armed teen surfing sensation Bethany Hamilton. ...