Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Happy Slow News Week to You, Too!

Slowest. News week. Ever. So, celeb gossip bloggers have taken to their favorite slow-news-week activity: posting outtakes and best-takes from celeb photo shoots. Check out some of my favorites, and pray that someone finally snaps that pic of Paris Hilton doing what she does best in the bathroom at Hyde next week.

Shakira at the Latin Grammys [Teddy and Moo]
Slowest. News week. Ever. So, celeb gossip bloggers have taken to their favorite slow-news-week activity: posting outtakes and best-takes from celeb photo shoots. Check out some of my favorites, and pray that someone finally snaps that pic of Paris Hilton doing what she does best in the bathroom at Hyde next week.Shakira at the Latin Grammys [Teddy and Moo]Kristen Bell in Giant magazine. [HGW]Paris Hilton in Seventeen. [MollyGood]Celeb candids [celebrity nation]Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony at a Latin Recording Academy event. [YBNBY]Brangelina and Maddox in India. [Hollysco...

Tom Cruise Jumps off Couch, Lands at United Artists

Tom Cruise will be bringing his special brand of crazy to United Artists, parent company MGM announced Thursday. Cruise and his longtime producing partner, Paula Wagner, have taken a "substantial minority stake" in the company, where Wagner will serve as CEO and Cruise will have the authority to greenlight and star in the big-screen adaptations of every L. Ron Hubbard novel John Travolta missed."You've got the studios accusing talent of driving up the cost of doing business and the talent accusing ...

Late-Night Links: Ack! Eating Disorders Everywhere! GRAB A COOKIE AND AIM!

Thanks anyway, Katharine McPhee, but Nicole Richie doesn't need advice from some recovering bulimic, no matter how desperate said bulimic may be to extend her fifteen minutes of fame. Besides, everyone knows bulimics are just wannabe anorexics who got too damn hungry. [Gossip or Truth]
Thanks anyway, Katharine McPhee, but Nicole Richie doesn't need advice from some recovering bulimic, no matter how desperate said bulimic may be to extend her fifteen minutes of fame. Besides, everyone knows bulimics are just wannabe anorexics who got too damn hungry. [Gossip or Truth]Also cashing in her eating disorder chip today is Alison Clinton, the nanny Sara Evans accused of sleeping with her sex addict of a husband. She claims Evans' allegations have triggered an anorexia relapse. And her bro...

The Insider Promo for Anna Nicole Smith Interview

Check out this promo for the interview The Insider recently did with Anna Nicole Smith. They had five cameras! And a senior producer! Anna does look amazing in these clips, and either she's seriously polished up her acting chops or she really did open up to them, because the emotions look pretty raw. As the senior producer helpfully voices over, "she was still in pain." Ms. Producer also takes note of the "unique bond" between Anna and her newborn baby. If you squint, it's almost like the bond between a mother and her child.
Check out this promo for the interview The Insider recently did with Anna Nicole Smith. They had five cameras! And a senior producer! Anna does look amazing in these clips, and either she's seriously polished up her acting chops or she really did open up to them, because the emotions look pretty raw. As the senior producer helpfully voices over, "she was still in pain." Ms. Producer also takes note of the "unique bond" between Anna and her newborn baby. If you squint, it's almost like the bond b...

God Bless MySpace

From Travis Barker's MySpace blog:
From Travis Barker's MySpace blog:SOMEBODY SENT A MESSAGE AND A FLYER WAS ATTATCHED (I POSTED IT BELOW). SHANNA IS HAVING A DIVORCE PARTY FOR HERSELF IN CELEBRATION OF OUR FAILED MARRIAGE APPARENTLY….. THIS IS THE SAME WIFE THAT EMAILED ME TO TELL ME SHE WOULD BE SLEEPING WITH HER NEW BOYFRIEND IN MY BED THE DAY OF OUR ANNIVERSARY 2 DAYS AGO SO THIS DOESN’T COME AS A SHOCK. AND THE SAME PERSON WHO IS MAKING "I LOVE SHANNA" SHIRTS FOR PEOPLE TO BUY, IN SUPPORT OF ALL THIS AND PLAYING TH...

Is Lindsay Trying to Get Sober?

La Lohan set tongues a-wagging when she was photographed leaving The Ivy yesterday wearing a ninety-day sobriety chip given by Alcoholics Anonymous and other twelve-step programs. It seems unlikely that Lohan herself has actually been sober for ninety days, seeing as how we run a story at least once daily regarding just how drunk she was the night before. Lohan's rep says the chip was a "tribute to a friend."Lohan's ex-boyfriend, Harry Morton, is rumored to be sober, and I'm sure Lindsay had some ex...

Orlando Bloom Gets Himself a Booty

Various sources have reported that Orlando Bloom has moved on to Esquire's "Sexiest Woman Alive" Jessica Biel. Oh Kate Bosworth. He fell for you when you were the buff hottie from "Blue Crush" and now that you have morphed into a another Hollywood stick figure, you are outta the picture. I don't know if Kate is doing this to herself on purpose or if she really has a problem. All I know is that I have respect for Orlando going for a girl with some junk in the trunk. Shake that booty....

Some You Tubers Mourn Reese and Ryan

I have to say, I only discovered You Tube a couple of months ago. Since I've been immobile, due to my broken foot, I have become a little obsessed. Part of my obsession deals with the people that make these little tribute movies to couples, TV shows, movies, etc.. Here are some tribute videos I found of Reese and Ryan.
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"Come on And Journey to This Lohan Holiday"

The title of this post is an actual lyric on this truly heinous CD by Ali Lohan.Click here to get a sample of one of her hot holiday tracks. Looking on Amazon.com, this CD is selling for the bargain basement price of $10. With that $10 you get to hear such classics as.1. Christmas Day2. I Like Christmas3. Winter Wonderland4. Christmas Magic5. Jingle Bells6. Groove of Christmas7. Lohan Holiday - Ali Lohan, Lindsay Lohan8. Deck the Halls9. Silent Night - Ali Lohan, Dina Lohan10. Santa's Reindeer Ride -...