Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Madonna INJURED!

Madonna is sporting a bruise on her left cheek after a scuffle with paparazzi at Heathrow airport this weekend. She was holding her (kind of) adopted baby, David, at the time. According to a source, "When she landed in London, there was a lot of pushing and shoving. She was jostled around. She got hit in the paparazzi's commotion." The baby was not injured. Madonna was returning to London from NYC, where she's been promoting her latest children's book, Too Good to be True and her upcoming NBC televi...

No F’in Way: The Dems May Take the Senate

...and the blame is falling squarely on Donald Rumsfeld, who's stepping down as Defense Secretary. That President dude wants some former CIA bigshot, Robert Gates, to take his spot. Stay tuned.
...and the blame is falling squarely on Donald Rumsfeld, who's stepping down as Defense Secretary. That President dude wants some former CIA bigshot, Robert Gates, to take his spot. Stay tuned. Also important: Australian home-wrecker Abbie Cornish was a no-show at the premiere of her new movie, Candy. She's probably trying to stay out of the spotlight after being blamed for the Reese/Ryan split. Ryan's denied a lot of things this week, but he hasn't denied his relationship with Cornish, which frie...

YOU WANKER! THERE IS NO OTHER NEWS!

Have you ever seen The Second Civil War? You haven't? It's a 1997 comedy about an immigration issue that spirals into a second U.S. Civil War. It's funny -- you should watch it. (You should get high first.) The point is, there's a very important scene in this movie: two news anchors are reporting live on camera on the in-progress Civil War. The man says "And, in other news," and then the woman turns to him and screams "You wanker! There is no other news!" It's been a running joke among my frien...

Recapping Deaderline

Yesterday was a great day to be a celebrity gossip blogger. Not such a great day to be Kevin Federline, but that's someone else's problem. As I'm sure you heard about on a gossip website, on a news website, on an Italian soccer website, from a coworker, from your waiter, in an AA meeting, from your 4-year-old child, on NPR, in line for the bathroom and/or from your pharmacist, Britney Spears filed for divorce from Kevin Federline yesterday. Let's recap some of the highlights of our generation's D-D...

Lindsay Lohan ::Hearts:: Courtney Love

Since I'm loathe to let other news fall through the cracks on Britney Spears (Divorce) Day, I must note that Gawker ran a piece today containing an excerpt from Courtney Love's new book, Dirty Blonde. The excerpt was an email conversation between C-Lo and LiLo. The subject is the nasty profile Vanity Fair ran on Lohan. If you read very carefully and slowly, it's almost like they're using the same English language as I do.
Since I'm loathe to let other news fall through the cracks on Britney Spears (Divorce) Day, I must note that Gawker ran a piece today containing an excerpt from Courtney Love's new book, Dirty Blonde. The excerpt was an email conversation between C-Lo and LiLo. The subject is the nasty profile Vanity Fair ran on Lohan. If you read very carefully and slowly, it's almost like they're using the same English language as I do. Subject: Keep your chin up I realise now that as hardcore as it was, it made me a...

I Have a Sixth Sense About These Things

I declared it "Britney Spears Day"She got divorced.Best News Ever.:)Here are some Britney Spears Divorce Links for Your Evening:Perez has a barrage of great articles of their last final days as a couple including an explosive weekend in NYC that was the nail in the coffin for the relationship [PerezHilton]Defamer thinks MTV's plague of bees is god showing displeasure at this holy relationship being over. [Defamer]A classic "Letter of Fug" from Brit to Kevin. And I quote, "I hope your cornrows al...

HOLY SHIT: Britney Spears Files for DIVORCE

THIS IS NOT A JOKE.And on Britney Spears Day!We'll have details as they come. Update: From TMZ:Spears filed legal papers today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, citing "irreconcilable differences." In her petition, Spears asks for both legal and physical custody of the couple's two children, one-year old Sean Preston and two-month old Jayden James, with Federline getting reasonable visitation rights. As for money, sources tell TMZ the couple, who married in Sept. 2004, has an iron-clad prenup. Not surprisingly, ...

B and David Y’all Sittin in a Tree

Via the geniuses at "Best Week Ever," here are some amazing clips of Britney Spears on David Letterman throughout her career. They put together a lovely time line which is quite amusing since I never really caught on to how she was using Dave as her little PR machine. The folks at David Letterman should be happy since he get has gotten the scoop on the Pop Princesses milestones.By clicking on this link you get what you ask? Clips of classic Dave and B moments!1) Britney Spears last night. (I'm not...