Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Frat Boys Sue Borat

Two John Does are suing 20th Century Fox and One America Productions, claiming members of their fraternity were used in the Borat movie (no, I'm not typing out the whole title), after they were assured the film would not be shown in the United States and that their identities would not be revealed.According to TMZ (where you can find the court papers), the "movie features a scene in a motor home where Cohen gets drunk with three frat boys who go on a racist rant about how they wished they had sla...

Exhale: Studio 60 Survives

For those of you who were losing sleep over the threat of being denied your weekly supply of rhythmic Sorkin repartee (wow, that sounds kind of dirty, like something Maureen Dowd might be able to tell us more about), Studio 60 has been picked up for nine more episodes.
For those of you who were losing sleep over the threat of being denied your weekly supply of rhythmic Sorkin repartee (wow, that sounds kind of dirty, like something Maureen Dowd might be able to tell us more about), Studio 60 has been picked up for nine more episodes.Picked up for nine more episodes? You know who else was picked up for nine more episodes? Boticelli. They didn't understand him then, either, and ninety-three percent of the country will tell you you should not -- you should not -- u...

Everyone’s a Blogger!

Look, I'm not sure exactly what kind of voice CNN tells their political reporters to use for articles that will run on the front page, but I'm going to guess that "funny" and "at the President's expense" are not traditionally part of the directive. From the front page of CNN.com, right now:"Key Republican joins Dems in opposing BoltonThis is probably not what President Bush had in mind when he stressed bipartisanship after the Democratic Party's midterm elections sweep."Okay, okay, back to the c...

David Silver is Getting Married!

Remember Brian Austin Green? 90201? An incredible TV movie with his then-girlfriend Tiffany Amber-Thiessen? He is engaged to Megan Fox of "Hope and Faith" and they have dated since she was barely 18. She is now 20 and he is 33. Oh, he also is Vanessa Marcil's (NBC's "Las Vegas") baby daddy.Here are some quotes from an interview with Megan in FHM:On Her Tattoos:"I have five. Anytime I have a feeling about anything, I get tattooed. I have a poem I wrote on my ribcage and a symbol for strength on my ne...

Lindsay Calls Paris a Cunt…Buys a New Bag

It is so weird that Hollywood has become a warped version of High School. This whole Paris/Lindsay/Stavros/Nicole/Harry/Brandon situation is getting nuts. It seems every night one of them hooks up with someone or says something vicious behind his or her backs. Last night was not an exception. Lindsay was out, again, you know, because she is "not a party girl." I really want to forward that girl a list of my favorite TV shows and movies. I think it would start to just be exhausting to whore it up ...

Recapping Deaderline: Day 3

Sorry I'm late on this, guys -- I decided to take a break from tending to y'all last night to take a stab at a social life. We'll see how this new experiment goes...An in-depth review of Britney's pre-nup shows that she filed for divorce on November 6 for a very good reason: one day later, and she would have had to pay a third year of alimony.If there is anyone happier about this divorce than the celebrity gossip blogging community, it is, surely, Brit-Brit's homewreckee, Shar Jackson.In one more blow...

You Told Me To Do It…..

Here is a quote from my comment section.
Here is a quote from my comment section."You can enjoy beautiful concert videos of Justin performing at the concert (and accompanying himself on the guitar) on the You Tube site, or you can check out his Myspace Site as well for more current and accurate information."So you know what I did? I went to You Tube and I checked out some concert footage from his New Jersey concert. I forgot that, yes, he does have quite a nice voice. That is great that he is quite talented. I don't question his talent but...

Maybe Today Should Be Pandora Day Instead

Because my Pandora box is a goddamn comedy goldmine today. Now on? Billy Bob Thornton, "Angelina." I've posted the lyrics here, because, well, it's just not fair that a song like this has been forgotten by pop culture. Or by Angelina Jolie.I walked into an elevatorand you walked inta a wallyou said you wanted to be with meI never dreamed I’d have it allbut sometimes changed that day inside meand I believe it changed inside you tooYeah Angelina can you feel itwatch the angels as theyâ€â...