Today's Evil Beet Gossip

What Sucks and Costs $250 Million?

This is older news but you haven't heard about it yet. A friend mentioned this to me and I had to track it down for you, the adoring public. I'm about to blow your mind. Ready?Evan Almighty could cost as much as $250 million U.S. dollars to make. That's million with an M. As in one quarter of a Billion dollars.You may be scratching your head as to what exactly Evan Almighty is. It's the sequel to Bruce Almighty, the one where Morgan Freeman was God and Jim Carrey put a definitive end to his ...

Speaking of Simon Rex

He was in the movie "Pledge This." You know, the one with Paris Hilton. The trailer makes sure that you know that she is in the movie. It looks awful, but awful in a "I'm suprised it didn't end up in theatres way." "Big Mama's House" made it.
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Simon Rex…Gay Pornstar

So I was looking around for information on this rapper named Mickey Avalon and I found out that his first record was recorded with friend and gay pornstar Simon Rex. Um, the same Simon Rex the MTV VJ and actor? Evidently he has starred in such flicks as "Young Hard and Solo II." I guess this has been common knowledge for a while but I still am quite shocked. He went from Gay Pornstar to VJ to actor. Interesting leap. Here is a rundown of "Young Hard and Solo II" from our friends at Exce...

Renee Zellweger: Kenny Chesney "Biggest Mistake of My Life"

Renee Zellweger has finally opened up about her whirlwind romance/wedding/annulment with/to/from country singer Kenny Chesney. The Oscar winner, who was once engaged to Jim Carrey, wed Chesney in May 2005 after only four months of dating. She filed for annulment four months later, citing "fraud" as the cause of the split.Renee tells the British magazine Now,There was no alternative but to let it go. I made the biggest personal mistake of my life. I felt a fool. I was looking for something else. I j...

Naomi Campbell Will Fuck You Right Up

The latest headline from the SfGate.com "Daily Dish" has Naomi Campbell whuppin' some ass again. Lookey here:"Naomi Campbell reportedly has been charged with assaulting an actress friend last year. The alleged assault took place in a Rome, Italy, hotel in July 2005, with Campbell's friend Yvonne Scio claiming she needed hospital treatment for cuts and bruises to her face, according to British newspaper the Mail on Sunday. In an interview with Italian magazine Chi, Scio describes what she insis...

Don’t Do It Joey Potter!

We are four days away from America's sweetheart, Tom Cruise, giving up his flower one more time. This here link from ABC has a delightful sneak peek at the vows which are so awesome they must be broken down. They are as follows:"Now Tom, girls need clothes and food and tender happiness and frills. A pan, a comb, perhaps a cat."I should mention this is not fake in the slightest, this is what Tom really will say "Hail Xenu" to. A gal needs frills! To quote a British friend of mine "Luvs It!' Also, ...

Bringing Back Husky

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Hi there.I've been asked to write up a short intro to explain who I am and what exactly I think I'm doing here. What I'm doing here is easy, I is a writer. I've lurked in the shadows of the EvilBeet world for a long time, watching EvilB and EvilT frolic and play in the Evil meadow. Finally, one glorious day EvilBeet said to me "If you keep staring at us I'll call the cops." I explained to her how much I loved the site and she offered to let me join in. How could I pass up this offer? My ...

A New Addition to the Evil Beet Family

The Beet is so, so excited to welcome a darling new boy to our little family. Spiteful Lars made his entrance to our world on November 13, 2006. Everyone is healthy and very happy. So far, he and Evil T are playing nicely together, and T is psyched to have a brother around the house. We are looking forward to many wonderful memories together.Everyone please welcome Lars as he finds his footing in this mess we call a celeb gossip blog. Try to be nice (Justin Guarini fans, this means you). We're psy...

Let’s Link this Through

Yup, the Spiderman 3 trailer leaked. Enjoy. [Derek Hail]
Yup, the Spiderman 3 trailer leaked. Enjoy. [Derek Hail]TomKat and Suri the Fake Baby (looking fake as can be), arrive in Rome for the contractually mandated wedding of the century. [Glitterati]Leann Rimes sides with Faith Hill on the whole Carrie-Underwood-sucks issue. Classy. [Tabloid Whore]Holy crap, stop the presses. Jude and Sienna broke up. For the eight billionth time. I honestly do not remember them getting back together. I'm sure I wrote about it, but I have some sort of Jude-Sienna ment...