Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Daniel Craig is Hot

I was a little hesitant, much like the rest of the free world, when they announced that Daniel Craig would fill Pierce Brosnan's shoes as the new 007. I knew he had rocked Sienna Miller and done a movie called "Layer Cake" but other than that I was a little taken aback. I loved Pierce Brosnan. He was the sexy Englishman that I've been looking for all my life. Daniel Craig seemed more "dirty hot." Well I am seeing this movie pronto because this man is super sexy. This photo above demonstrates why the ...

Fashion Victim of the Week

The T is back in NYC so I thought today to cover a nice little Vogue Event where Kate Spade wore THIS. It is a pretty color but it is a huge coat. I have seen this woman and she is relatively petite. This makes her look huge and weird. I used to think her bags were the "it" thing when I was in high school. You couldn't pay me to wear this orange thing she is carrying. I understand she is all proper but this weird outfit looks oddly like a costume. Come on honey, little black dress...housecoats are...

Um…I Like Lindsay Lohan Today

This hasn't happened in a long time. She recently gave an interview to GQ, and, you know what? She's pretty funny. I laughed -- with her, for once, not at her. Here's a snippet:We met Lindsay Lohan in the garden of the Chateau Marmont hotel in Hollywood. We had a margarita. She had a…beverage.Can we tell people we’re doing this interview in the men’s room at Yankee Stadium?Yes. And tell them that we’re dating.Does it make you sad that celebrity magazines never write ab...

As If You Could Love Tina Fey Any More…

The kick-ass former Saturday Night Live head writer (the first woman to hold that title), dished to Howard Stern this morning about how Paris Hilton was a "piece of shit" SNL host. Fey said Hilton had "the hair of a fraggle", and left "nasty wads of Barbie hair on the floor" from her "cheap weave." Paris refused to do any skits that poked fun at herself. She asked the writers to create a skit in which she could play Jessica Simpson, "because I hate her" and "she's fat." When Paris grew frustrated ...

Shanna: Paris Should "Take Her Valtrex"

Check out this X17 video of Shanna Moakler last night, after the Dancing with the Stars finale after-party. A photog asks her if she's talked to Paris since "the incident." Shanna laughs and says she has not. The guy follows up by asking her what she would say to Paris if she were to talk to her. "She should take her Valtrex!" responds Moakler. Valtrex is, of course, a herpes medication. Ouch.
Check out this X17 video of Shanna Moakler last night, after the Dancing with the Stars finale after-party. A photog asks her if she's talked to Paris since "the incident." Shanna laughs and says she has not. The guy follows up by asking her what she would say to Paris if she were to talk to her. "She should take her Valtrex!" responds Moakler. Valtrex is, of course, a herpes medication. Ouch.On a side note, Shanna's lost most of her marriage weight and is starting to look really good again....

It’s a Boy for Jamie Pressley

My Name Is Earl star Jamie Pressly announced that she is expecting a baby boy on Wednesday night's taping of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Pressly is four months pregnant, and the proud papa is her fiance, deejay Eric Cubiche. Pressly describes hearing about the sex of the baby from her doctor: "She looked at the picture and said, 'If that's not a boy that's a third leg.' Of course, Eric says its because he's Cuban."


My Name Is Earl star Jamie Pressly announced that she is expecting a baby boy on Wednesday night's taping of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Pressly is four months pregnant, and the proud papa is her fiance, deejay Eric Cubiche. Pressly describes hearing about the sex of the baby from her doctor: "She looked at the picture and said, 'If that's not a boy that's a third leg.' Of course, Eric says its because he's Cuban."Pressly and Cubiche got engaged last month, after Pressly denied rumors that she w...

The Rest of the Sexy Pants

Okay, after Sir George (and really, let's just Knight him already) here is the rest of the list from People:2. Patrick Dempsey3. Ashton Kutcher4. Taye Diggs5. Johnny Depp6. Josh Duhamel7. Enrique Murciano8. Leonardo DiCaprio9. John Krasinski10. Jake GyllenhaalBoth good and horrible choices here. Also EvilT, EvilB, why no chiming in on this? Must I be the only grader of manflesh?Anyway, Ashton Kutcher at #3 is preposterous. My cat exudes more sex appeal and I don't even own a cat. I love Johnny D...

George Clooney Still Sexier Than Actual Sex


He's done it again. George Clooney has taken home the "Sexiest Man Alive" title from People magazine. He first won it nine whole years ago, clearly there are no traditional limits on this man's sexuality.Here's the problem I have with George Clooney; there is no problem. He gives great interviews, he's got great friends, he chooses great projects. This is highly frustrating to someone who sees the celeb world as a collection of freaky deaky folks. It also means that Clooney is hiding something u...

Picking up the Pieces

Oh hells no! Britney removes K-Fed from her top 12 on MySpace. That's what you get for writing mean things about her on shower walls, Kevin. [Faded Youth]
Oh hells no! Britney removes K-Fed from her top 12 on MySpace. That's what you get for writing mean things about her on shower walls, Kevin. [Faded Youth]Kate Moss and Pete Doherty are turned away from the London world premiere of Casino Royale, after someone very wise determined that perhaps Queen Elizabeth should not share a red carpet with a world-renowned cokehead. [Agent Bedhead]Madonna confirms that she plans to adopt a baby girl from Malawi, in order to "redress the balance" in her family. M...

A Winner Emerges in the Race to Sue Perez Hilton

Congratulations, Splash News. We thought the smart money was on X17, but we've always loved you guys. Nothing on their website yet (perhaps their lawyers advised against it), but Jossip has the video (of course there's video). They found Perez the same place anyone can -- at the Coffee Bean in Hollywood -- and handed him a cease and desist letter. Perez has long been an enemy of the paparazzi, as he often runs photos without giving proper credit. We all do that, really, but few of us make our living doing this stuff, or have the readership Perez does (between 2-3 million unique...