This is so weird I had to post it. This will be the only time I speak of this sham marriage. We have lost Joey Potter forever. I wonder what Dawson thinks about all of this.
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Ok, so this is a bit redundant but last night I spotted the Bachelor Prince Lorenzo Borghese with a woman who was definitely Sadie or Jennifer, the women that he is choosing between tomororw night. These things never work out but I know that he is supposed to pretend to date her for a few months at least, or at least until the show is over. I have photos of him and a mystery blond canoodling which will be up tomorrow and T got a little drunk last night. />...
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We've got a lot of good stuff for you today, kids:The Mischa Barton nude scene video.Paris Hilton's breast.And what week would be complete without Lindsay Lohan's vagina?Don't say I don't love you guys.
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So this is a pic o' the Bachelor, Lorenzo. He is chatting with an unidentified female companion. Now, my picture of them making out was too dark which makes me sad. Please take my word for this. I'm guessing his relationship with his bachelorette is over. Why do they still have this show on the air. It doesn't really work...ever.If I can photoshop up my darker pic I'll post it. Enjoy. The T is back in NYC so I'll hopefully get a good scoop out of "contacts" here....
Well, those two crazy kids actually went and got themselves married. This Saturday, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were joined in holy matrimony at Odescalchi Castle outside of Rome. There were over 150 guests in attendance, including Victoria Beckham, Brooke Shields, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith, and Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey.Katie's father escorted her down the aisle, and the ceremony was performed at sunset by a Scientology minister (read about traditional Scie...
Did anyone catch Friday's Oprah? I'm just now watching it on my TiVo (keep your jokes to yourself, assholes), and she's interviewing the whole cast of Grey's Anatomy. She asks Isaiah Washington about the Burkegate scandal last month, and here's what the cast had to say:Isaiah: I really honestly think that, for me, it was a combination of fatigue, pride, passion and -- I've been working with these beautiful men for three years now, and we had an argument as brothers. It came about in a time and a plac...
These are shots of the guests leaving their hotel to catch shuttles to the actual wedding site.Victoria Beckham has apparently decided to skip the Cruise/Holmes vows altogether, opting instead to attend some manner of funeral being held by the cast of Melrose Place.To celebrate Cruise's virility, Jennifer Lopez has dressed as a penis.More later......
I refuse to let this one slip through the cracks, no matter how perfectly Chris Robinson thinks he may have timed it. The Black Crowes rocker filed for divorce from wife Kate Hudson on Friday, citing irreconcilable differences and asking for joint custody of their son/daughter/creature (If you'd cut his hair, Kate, we wouldn't have to mock him. It's that easy.), Ryder, 2. The couple did have a pre-nup, but details are not currently available.Robinson and Hudson first announced their split mid-August, when it was rumored Hudson was romantically involved with You, Me and Dupree co-star Owen Wilson. In late October...
Rod Stewart offspring and Paris Hilton sidekick Kimberley Stewart, 27, has liver disease from excessive alcohol consumption, her father told Rolling Stone. Before I get into the details, I'd like to note what a great dad Rod Stewart must be. This is really what fathers are for: alerting the national media when your liver malfunctions because you're a raging alcoholic. It's like that one time my dad called his buddy at Reuters when I got my first period. I love you, Pops. Seriously, was Rod Stewart d...
Three of Angelina Jolie's bodyguards were arrested in India today, and later freed on bail, after parents at a local school complained that they were injured and abused by the bodyguards. The problems began on Thursday, while Jolie was filming A Mighty Heart at the school in Mumbai, India. The gates to the school had been locked during the shoot, but were opened so that parents could pick up their children. At this point, the guards allegedly pushed a small child, and referred to the families as "bloody Indians." Jolie's lap-dog and apparent spokesperson, Brad...
I'll echo my Evil sis' thoughts on Daniel Craig being hunkish but I do have some reservations about the pursed lips that Craig comes dangerously close to flouting in Casino Royale. If he clenches his cheeks just a little more he's entered Courtney Taylor of the Dandy Warhols territory which is not a place you want to be.I do have good news though. China has reviewed the film and found no reason it can't be shown without editing. Mission Impossible 3 was edited to hell because it showed China in an...
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