Which is primarily responsible for the vague sense of nausea you've had since you woke up this morning? a) These recently released TomKat wedding photos (they'll run in the December 5 Hello magazine)b) The new Britney Spears va-jay-jay explosion? c) The six vodka sodas you drank last night. And the pregnancy.Thanks to MollyGood for the heads-up. ...
This just makes me mad. The headline reads "Beyonce Enjoyed Working on Dreamgirls." Really? No joke? It wasn't hell on Earth? Director Bill Condon never once tried to rape her?
This just makes me mad. The headline reads "Beyonce Enjoyed Working on Dreamgirls." Really? No joke? It wasn't hell on Earth? Director Bill Condon never once tried to rape her?I could see if this was coming from some lam-o source like E! but this is AP syndicating to YahooNews. This is the best you can do? Also, FYI Beyonce would like to do more movies. You heard it here second....
Mary Kate and Ashley appear on The Today Show to give their first interview in two and a half years. They both appear sober and talk mostly about their careers. Yawn. [MollyGood]
Mary Kate and Ashley appear on The Today Show to give their first interview in two and a half years. They both appear sober and talk mostly about their careers. Yawn. [MollyGood]Tom Cruise wore a girdle under his tux at his own wedding. Is this some wacky Scientology tradition? Nope. He just wouldn't fit in his Armani suit otherwise. [Spank Cheeks]Rachel Bilson accomplishes the previously unheard-of feat of simultaneously being adorable and at Hyde. [Yeeeah!]Oh please, please, let there be a Jessica Simpson sex tape. [Egotastic]"This Scarf is Heavy," by Paris Hilton. [The Gil...
It's fitting that Tracy Morgan should choose this particular week to rack up his second DUI in a year. I had two favorite Tracy Morgan sketches on SNL. The first was that whole "I'm Tracy Morgan: the other black guy" thing. The second was that homeless Woodrow character who brought Britney Spears to his underground lair and sang to her. At this point, for the safety of society as a whole, we may just want to hide both of them in a sewer for at least the next year or so. Since Morgan is currently on...
It's in the news that Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams are tying the knot.I know what he's thinking. Eh, she had my kid and she's still kind of hot so why not? Plus her status as a Dawson's Creeker means he's down to her or Josh Jackson if he wants to be Tom Cruise.If you think I'm making a BrokeMountain joke you're crazy. Those were played out about four minutes after the film came out....
Hillary Duff finally got her horse teeth fixed. According to "Life and Style." So for other celebrities who are seeking to enhance their smiles, professionals who may have graduated from dental hygienist schools possess a unique skill set that can be invaluable. These individuals are trained in the art and science of dental hygiene, which includes knowledge of oral health, hygiene techniques, and preventative dental care. For celebrities looking to fix their teeth just like Hillary, dental hygienists can provide essential support by o...
As a special service to you, my fine readers, I have taken upon myself the task of reading Britney Spears' middle-school essay on the ancient Greek tragedy of Antigone (pronounced "An-tih-guh-nee"), which goes on the auction block at Christie's next month. I have also volunteered to note the spelling, punctuation and/or grammar mistakes her teacher missed. Also, for those of you who were supposed to read Antigone for class this week, you can save the money for the Cliff Notes. Brit sums most of i...
Today is the best day of Maksim Miakovsky's life. He's just hopping around his prison cell with glee. Good Charlotte frontman Joel Madden guest DJ'd at a Chicago club on Wednesday, and announced that he was now single. Apparently Duff broke up with him earlier in the month, citing the eight-year age difference.Duff spoke not too long ago about how the paparazzi help her and Madden end fights. "If we're out some place, we could totally be fighting," she said, "but we'll be looking at each other (smili...
Paris and Lindsay can never stay mad at each other, and it seems now Britney Spears has been drawn into this love/hate relationship. It wasn't too long ago that Lindsay Lohan was caught on camera calling Paris Hilton a cunt. On Wednesday night, Lindsay pulled up to Hollywood hotspot Teddy's -- where Britney and Paris were partying inside -- with Kevin Federline's CD blasting in her car, and announced that she thought K-Fed was sexy and might be interested in "hooking up with him." (Britney was ov...
Here is a way to pass your time, even though you probably have a lot of things to do this Monday.Dress up Tom Cruise virtually. It is sad and kind of awesome to see how far his star has fallen.This is what you get for believing in aliens Tom.Click here to begin your fun. Also check out the video below. Really, this should be about 25 min of procrastination, provided to you, free of charge from The Evil Beet....
As disturbing as this sounds, according to Dlisted, K-Fed has found himself a new lady and they spent the Thanksgiving Holiday at Miss Shar Jackson's house. You know, Shar, Kevin's other baby mama? The girl is not cute, but has that white trash big boobed thing goin on. I guess Kevin is into the porn star look, via an article almost a year ago, Kevin was rumored to have hooked up with porn star Kendra Jade. Here is another story of Kevin's rumored infidelity.We wonder if she is one of the many reason...
Just in my inbox from the Hollyscoop ladies...Pamela Anderson has filed for divorce from her hubby of only 4 months, Kid Rock. This really isn't very shocking but still kind of abrupt. Their boozy wedding didn't really seem to foreshadow them growing old together but still it is odd that this happened right after Pam suffered a miscarriage. Maybe the idea of having kids with Pam was too much for fun-loving Kid Rock.I wish there was something more exciting to report than they simply filed under "ir...