Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Afternoon Delight

The TomKat honeymoon gets rained out. Where's your Xenu now? [A Socialite's Life]

Ever-relentless in her quest to actually become a Valley of the Dolls character, Lindsay Lohan goes on a tirade against her former assistant at a GQ party. The funniest part about this is that Will Ferrell reportedly commented, "Who cares about that freak anymore, anyway?" [Page Six]

Britney and Paris: back on! [Perez Hilton]

Jodie Sweetin can't get into Hyde. No surprise there. I think TMZ ran this story entirely so they could make a "Full House" joke. [TMZ]

Kathy Griffin survives airplane scare. [Celebrity Buzz]

/>The TomKat honeymoon gets rained out. Where's your Xenu now? [A Socialite's Life]Ever-relentless in her quest to actually become a Valley of the Dolls character, Lindsay Lohan goes on a tirade against her former assistant at a GQ party. The funniest part about this is that Will Ferrell reportedly commented, "Who cares about that freak anymore, anyway?" [Page Six]Britney and Paris: back on! [Perez Hilton]Jodie Sweetin can't get into Hyde. No surprise there. I think TMZ ran this story entirely so they could make a "Full House" joke. [TMZ]Kathy Griffin survives air...

Fashion Victim of the Week

Oh Jennifer Love this was a bad choice. First, all of the taboids keep saying that you are preggos so possibly wearing a slimming black would be a better idea. The crisscrossing around the hips pulls attention to the fact that as big as those famous boobs are, you still have some baby making hips. Believe me, I am not saying she is heavy, I hate those people that don't allow women actresses to have curves, but this just is not a flattering outfit....

Dina Lohan Confirms Lindsay’s Attending AA Meetings

During an interview on KIIS FM this morning with Ryan Seacrest, Dina Lohan -- Lindsay's mom -- was asked if Lindsay was, in fact, attending AA meetings. Dina replied, "That is true." She says a lot of the people Lindsay spends time with are in the program, and that "it's positive."
During an interview on KIIS FM this morning with Ryan Seacrest, Dina Lohan -- Lindsay's mom -- was asked if Lindsay was, in fact, attending AA meetings. Dina replied, "That is true." She says a lot of the people Lindsay spends time with are in the program, and that "it's positive."Lindsay may be attending meetings, but it's hard to believe she's staying sober, because we're still hearing stories about her drunken, diva-ish behavior each day, like this morning's most recent one out of Page Six. L...

Gunning for Perez

If I'm understanding this correctly, Perez Hilton, whose gossip website received nearly 4 million unique visitors on Wednesday (thanks in no small part to Brit's vagina -- his normal numbers are closer to 2-3 million), is facing TWO separate legal actions for the unlawful use of photographs.FIRST:Perez may be sued by the seven top paparazzi agencies in the United States. Perez received a cease-and-desist letter dated Nov 29, representing an unprecendented cooperation by these agencies (Splash News, INF, ...

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Jennifer Lopez is turning to Scientologist pal Leah Remini for tips on how the religion can help her get knocked up. Does Xenu recommend you have a three-man camera crew from VH1 living in your house throughout the process, Leah? [I'm Not Obsessed]

Look, MTV, when you've resorted to The Real World: Denver, you can't exactly expect viewership to soar. Up next: Road Rules: Presidential Libraries. [Pop on the Pop]

Tony Parker caves. [Celebrity Smack]

It is a distant possibility that Nicky Hilton is not particularly involved in the, you know, actual work behind her new line of boutique hotels. [Dirty Laundry]

Britney's first (55-hour) husband happily cashes in on her recent media prominence, reveals she had a tummy tuck. "No duh," say six-year-olds nationwide. [Cele|Bitchy]

Pink wears underwear. Unlike some people. [TMZ]

/>Jennifer Lopez is turning to Scientologist pal Leah Remini for tips on how the religion can help her get knocked up. Does Xenu recommend you have a three-man camera crew from VH1 living in your house throughout the process, Leah? [I'm Not Obsessed]Look, MTV, when you've resorted to The Real World: Denver, you can't exactly expect viewership to soar. Up next: Road Rules: Presidential Libraries. [Pop on the Pop]Tony Parker caves. [Celebrity Smack]It is a distant possibility that Nicky Hilton is not ...

Wanna Party With Some Douchebags in New York?

Here in New York we have a phenomenon that I like to call, "douchebag post-grad party boys." They are boys who get paid to much to push money around and they haunt all of the "hot spots" of New York almost every night of the week. They are rarely very attractive and oftentimes are quite aggressive with any girl that they think they can bring home for the evening. I guess somebody thought that it would be cool to follow some of them around to learn about how these party boys roll.
Here in New York we have a phenomenon that I like to call, "douchebag post-grad party boys." They are boys who get paid to much to push money around and they haunt all of the "hot spots" of New York almost every night of the week. They are rarely very attractive and oftentimes are quite aggressive with any girl that they think they can bring home for the evening. I guess somebody thought that it would be cool to follow some of them around to learn about how these party boys roll.Wanna check it ou...

Barack Obama and Ludacris: Together at Last

The world deserves a break from Britney Spears' vagina, and what could possibly be more removed from that than a 2008 presidential candidate and a rapper? Obama, now in the early stages of what will almost certainly be a bid for the 2008 Democratic ticket, met privately with rapper Ludacris on Wednesday in Chicago. Says Luda: "We talked about empowering the youth." CNN amusingly points out that both have won Grammy awards: Obama for spoken-word readings from his memoir, Dreams from My Father (and...

You’re in New York. Go in Style.

Beet readers and those fascinated by Britney Spear's vagina if you are in New York in the next few weeks and find yourself needing to use the toilet have no fear. Charmin has set up shop in a storefront formally occupied by Barcode. Remember the episode of "Sex and the City" where Carrie went on the date to in Times Square where they played video games...it is that place. Each of the 20 restrooms is cleaned after every use. It is a holiday promotion which really is quite smart. Other than Starbucks, New...

Did Britney’s Vagina Break Google?

From Blogger's status blog:
From Blogger's status blog:Thursday, November 30, 2006We are currently investigating the intermittent 502 error pages on the new version of Blogger in beta and its Blog*Spot blogs. If you experience one of these errors, waiting a minute or so and refreshing may help.I've talked to a few other gossip bloggers, all of whom are experiencing insane levels of traffic from people searching for Britney's vagina. At Evil Beet yesterday we experienced traffic at more than ten times our normal level. Today...

I Guess Paris and Stavros Are Still Doin’ It

This is so bizarre. Paris Hilton is pictured above with a locket that has a picture of Stavros her on again/off again "boyfriend." Here is a video, via x17Online.com where you can almost audibly hear Paris say, "Get your hot ass over to The Grove right now!" Hollywood has now gone from being like high school to being middle school. How sweet that Paris celebrates her favorite booty call with a sweet picture in a locket. By sweet I mean lame. Remember back in the day when Paris was going to marry that other Greek shipping heir and be a housewife?...

Minorities of the World, Unite! (Are the French a minority?)

This just in.Tony Parker of the San Antonio NBA Basketball Spurs and Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria are officially engaged. No more simply knocking boots for the two of them, they are making a firm commitment to be legal in Texas by the summer of 2007.Frankly, I don't have much to say about either of them. The Spurs are a really boring team and Tony is French. I heard on FOX that I'm supposed to frown upon the French.As for her, I stopped watching Desperate Housewives because it started going hella hokey...

Lindsay Lohan Trying to Get Sober

It's possible we bloggers might have to find someone else to fill our column inches in the near future, as Page Six reports that Lindsay Lohan has begun attending AA meetings. This should come as a surprise to no one, as Lindsay's former boyfriend, Harry Morton, is sober, and she was spotted wearing a 90-day sobriety chip at the Ivy, and, most recently, issued a statement on the death of Robert Altman littered with AA jargon. According to Page Six, a "spy" reported seeing her yesterday at an early morning AA meetin...