Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Gwyneth: Lost in Translation

Gwyneth Paltrow responded today to reports that she gave a Portuguese newspaper a quote that "the British are much more intelligent and civilized than the Americans."Says Paltrow: "I felt so upset to be completely misconstrued and I never, ever would have said that. I definitely did not say that I think the British are more intelligent and civilized than Americans. I am a New York girl, that's how I always think of myself and see myself."Paltrow denies giving an interview specifically to the Portuguese paper, although she did give a p...

Dakota Fanning Vagina-Flashing Pool

Did anyone catch her on Regis and Kelly this morning? She's still creepily well-spoken, but it's a little less freaky now that she's a pre-teen. It was just really, really unsettling when she was, like, 7, carrying herself with more poise and maturity than most of my coworkers (in fairness, I work in software).In the sick, sick mind of a celebrity gossip blogger, I'm staring at my TV, trying to follow her captivating story about her recent orthodontist visit, and I'm just sitting there thinking "I cann...

Pam and Tommy! Hooray!

Now that we've finally got that Kid Rock nonsense behind us, we're back to adorable pictures of Pam with the true love of her life, Tommy Lee. The two got together to watch their sons play football in Westlake Village, but can a sequel to their fabulous sex tape be far behind? When are they going to realize they were made for each other?!**As a side note, "We Were Made for Each Other" is also the name of a track off the Jack's Mannequin album, Everything in Transit. Tommy Lee actually played the d...

Jessica Chokes Up Singing 9-5.

Jessica Simpson had an Ashlee moment at the Kennedy Center honors for Dolly Parton. After singing Dolly Parton's classic "9-5" Jessica, looking quite nervous said to the crowd "so nervous" then exited the stage. I guess the audience did not clap and seemed stunned at Jess's behavior. At the end of the show Jessica appeared to be crying when all of the artists returned to the stage. There is a question to if her performance will be edited out of the show because of her strange behavior which is sad...

Lance and Reichen: It’s Over

*NSYNCer Lance Bass and his boyfriend, Reichen Lehmkuhl, have parted ways, according to TMZ.com. Lance's publicist issued a statement confirming the split, which is rumored to have come as a surprise to Reichen, who'd been denying any split to family and mutual friends. This summer, the two caused quite a stir when their relationship led boy-bander and Cosmonaut hopeful Bass to come out of the closet, creating bitter disappointment among 12-year-old girls everywhere (and, sadly, a college sorority sister of ...

Paltrow Hates You (If You’re a Yank)

Admittedly, this is a quote of an alleged quote from CelebBitchy.com but it sounds to me like vintage Paltrow. On living in jolly old England she's rumored to have opined:“I like living here because I don’t fit into the bad side of American psychology. The British are much more intelligent and civilized than the Americans,” the 34-year-old added."CelebBitchy says they'd be surprised if it was an accurate quote but I sure as hell wouldn't be. Her Imdb page is littered with pro-...

Britney Spears Celebrates Birthday

Here at the EvilBeet we owe much of our livelihood to Brit Spears so it's only fitting that we say Happy Birthday lover!Rumor has it that her AND her vagina had dinner at the Mr. Chow restaurant (where I'm told the Fish n' Chips is off the charts). Afterwards:Britney Spears was joined by Paris Hilton to celebrate Spears' 25th birthday Saturday night at Hyde Lounge in Los Angeles, says Hilton's publicist, Elliot Mintz.I have no idea why Hilton's publicist is divulging this, I can only surmise it's to...

Haven’t had enough of Brit Yet? Here are Some Lovely Spears Links for Y’all

X17 has a super cute video of Britney at Mr. Chows and Hyde. It is a little freaky how the paparazzi get up in her face. [X17Online]
X17 has a super cute video of Britney at Mr. Chows and Hyde. It is a little freaky how the paparazzi get up in her face. [X17Online]Everyone has advice for Britney on her big 25 Birthday. Here is a 12 Step Plan for the Pop Princess to get back on top. [The Washington Post]Britney Spears wears panties...kind of granny panties but you gotta give her props for trying. [DListed]Britney and Brandon in the bathroom? Say it isn't so. [Page Six]...

Quote of the Morning

Via Celebitchy, Amy Poehler doing "Weekend Update" on SNL."Speaking of Britney Spears, I’d just like to take a minute to address this latest trend, flashing your bizness while coming in, and or, leaving a limousine. Ladies (read: Britney, Paris, and Lindsay, but especially Britney), you need to cool it. Nobody wants to see your baby factory. Look, I get it, I’ve been in this business for 65 years. I know how it works. Flashing Beav is part of the game. But if your gonna do it at le...

50 Cent Pimp Slaps Oprah

Finally someone has put that whore Oprah in her place.No, only screwing with you, me and Oprah are tight. However, that's not the case with her and 50 cent. According to the acclaimed (like eight years ago) rapper:"(She) Started out with black women's views but has been catering to middle-aged white American women for so long that she's become one herself."The article also notes that 50 cent and other rappers have been critical of Opes for not having rappers on her show.Personally, if I ever have a show called ...