Today's Evil Beet Gossip

David Beckham for Motorola Aura

A little Friday fun for you guys -- here's some behind-the-scenes footage of David Beckham shooting his new ad for the Motorola Aura. Watching this makes me want to do a lot of things. Buying a cell phone is not one of them. /> A little Friday fun for you guys -- here's some behind-the-scenes footage of David Beckham shooting his new ad for the Motorola Aura. Watching this makes me want to do a lot of things. Buying a cell phone is not one of them. ...

Teenage Girls Still Rule the World

There are six tracks from the new Hannah Montana soundtrack on the Billboard 100 this week. Most of you have already heard "The Climb," which is leading the HM pack at #8 on the charts, but the runner-up track is "Hoedown Throwdown," and you're less likely to have heard it if you don't spend a lot of time around a 12-year-old. I heard it for the first time about a week ago. I wanted to Hoedown Throwup, if you get my drift, and so I'm totally forcing it on all of you. It's above. If I were really cruel, I'd set it to auto-play, but I still have a little bit of kindness left in my evil heart. /> There are six tracks from the new Hannah Montana soundtrack on the Billboard 100 this week. Most of you have already heard "The Climb," which is leading the HM pack at #8 on the charts, but the runner-up track is "Hoedown Throwdown," and you're less likely to have heard it if you don't spend a lot of time around a 12-year-old. I heard it for the first time about a week ago. I wanted to Hoedown Throwup, if you get my drift, and so I'm totally forcing it on all of you. It's above. If I were...

Quotables

Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth Paltrow, in her latest GOOP newsletter: Back in the day, I had a “frenemy” who, as it turned out, was pretty hell-bent on taking me down. This person really did what they could to hurt me. I was deeply upset, I was angry, I was all of those things you feel when you find out that someone you thought you liked was venomous and dangerous. I restrained myself from fighting back. I tried to take the high road. But one day I heard that something unfortunate and humiliating had happ...

Would It Really Have Been That Hard for Drew Barrymore to Get a Hair Piece That Matches Her Hair Color?

57199009grey_gardens_premiere4162009113916pm Really, Drew? Even Tyra Banks is looking at these photos thinking "Her hair looks really fake." And the thing is that hair extensions almost always look better in photographs than they do in person. So I shudder to think what she looked like in real life walking down the red carpet for the Grey Gardens LA premiere. That said, I will step down from my Drew-bashing pedestal and say that she does look really good her. With the exception of the hair. Her face and body look hot and healthy, and s...

Fun with Eminem: “We Made You”

Here's the latest video from Eminem, for his new single titled "We Made You." It occurred to me as I was watching this that Eminem is basically the rapper version of Kathy Griffin. Like, while all the other rappers are talking about fighting with the cops and makin' it in the 'hood and gettin' shot down, Eminem's all like, "Okay, okay, okay. So this Lindsay Lohan. She's lost a lot of weight. Due to diet and Pilates and crack. Without the diet and Pilates." I mean, really, this is just Kathy Griffin's schtick if you made it rhyme. I am told by a reader that the man who plays Britney Spears in this video is the same dude who did an impersonation of her on America's Got Talent last year. I wouldn't even want to begin the process of confirming that, so I'll leave it as an exercise for the reader. Just for fun, I embedded below a clip of Kathy Griffin doing standup about Lindsay Lohan awhile back. Last week, however, the comedienne said she was likely to take Lindsay jokes out of her routine. "I'm more likely to make fun of Lindsay Lohan a year ago," she says. "She was clubbing every night with the girlfriend and, like, DJing -- but now it seems like she's in the throes of real trouble ... It feels like kicking her when she's down. Believe it or not, I might kind of take her out for the time being. That's a little hard to find the comedy in." Thanks Tako! /> Here's the latest video from Eminem, for his new single titled "We Made You." It occurred to me as I was watching this that Eminem is basically the rapper version of Kathy Griffin. Like, while all the other rappers are talking about fighting with the cops and makin' it in the 'hood and gettin' shot down, Eminem's all like, "Okay, okay, okay. So this Lindsay Lohan. She's lost a lot of weight. Due to diet and Pilates and crack. Without the diet and Pilates." I mean, really, this is just Kat...

Um … Who the Heck Is This????

guess_who_15 Jenna Jameson just posted this pic on her MySpace page. (I really think what Jenna Jameson's MySpace page is lacking is more pics of Jenna Jemeson.) She just gave birth to TWINS a month ago! Is it even physically possible for your stomach to look that hot a month after childbirth? I really don't see how. The tits are way smaller too. If you look closely near her sternum, it almost looks like you can see a scar -- is that how they got all the silicon out? ...

Family Leaves Redmond O’Neal to Rot in Jail

redmond_oneal240 Young Redmond O'Neal -- the son of Farrah Fawcett and Ryan O'Neal -- is still cooling his heels in Twin Towers because no one will bail him out. And apparently no one will visit him, either. He's been there for a week and he hasn't had a single visitor. His family is making it a point not to visit him. They want him to learn a lesson. And believe it or not, he's not even in jail for his recent attempt to bring heroin into a prison. He's there for probation violation, stemming from a dirty t...

Domino’s President Gets HIS Turn on YouTube

This guy hasn't slept much this week, I can assure you of that. Here's the president of Domino's, Patrick Doyle, addressing those disgusting YouTube vids that his employees made. This story fascinates me to no end. It's just a really, really neat example of brand management and crisis PR, and one that'll probably end up being a case study in business schools around the world pretty soon. They're breaking ground here -- it's only been in the past few years that a couple of no-name employees in a no-name town in North Carolina could to this level of damage to an international business giant like Domino's. It's just fascinating to watch it all unfold. There's no textbook on how you handle something like this, and there are very few cases in the past to study for clues. It's a totally Web 2.0 situation, and I'm just so interested to watch it play out. So, ya know, when I'm interested in something, you guys get subjected to it endlessly, so we're gonna be following this saga as it plays out. /> This guy hasn't slept much this week, I can assure you of that. Here's the president of Domino's, Patrick Doyle, addressing those disgusting YouTube vids that his employees made. This story fascinates me to no end. It's just a really, really neat example of brand management and crisis PR, and one that'll probably end up being a case study in business schools around the world pretty soon. They're breaking ground here -- it's only been in the past few years that a couple of no-name employees...

Drew Barrymore Knows a Lot of Big Words

Here's a little clip from Drewsky's interview with Letterman last night, in support of her new flick, Grey Gardens. Drew, sweetie, normally we say "non-linear," but that's cool. You can make up words. You love film. /> Here's a little clip from Drewsky's interview with Letterman last night, in support of her new flick, Grey Gardens. Drew, sweetie, normally we say "non-linear," but that's cool. You can make up words. You love film. ...

Arrested!

dominos-employees-mug-shots-4233-1239897687-2 No, not Lindsay. Not yet. Those disgusting people who made the disgusting Domino's YouTube vids have been arrested! The charge was "contaminating food distributed to the public." You can check out their mug shots above. And get this -- the chick has a record! The chick, Kristy Hammonds, has a criminal history that includes a conviction for sexual battery last June and convictions for possession of stolen property and breaking into a vending machine. How does a chick get charged with sexu...

Rudy Huxtable’s Getting a Reality TV Show

keshia_knight_pulliam Will this crap never end? Who doesn't have a reality TV show? Little Rudy Huxtable, aka Keshia Knight Pulliam, is developing a show for Oxygen about her life with her live-in boyfriend, Atlanta area entrepreneur Kaseem Penn. It will explore what it's like being young, rich, single and co-habitating. No air date is set for the show, titled Keshia and Kaseem. Sheesh. How many times does this same show have to be made? And how many relationships have to be destroyed in the process? I swear, th...