Today's Evil Beet Gossip

The Triumvirate of Darkenss…Put to Music

Since we are on a "geez, these girls are nuts" bender right now, here is a fun little video of pics of the Triumverate of Darkness, "Linsday, Paris, and Brit Brit." It is short and amusing.
Since we are on a "geez, these girls are nuts" bender right now, here is a fun little video of pics of the Triumverate of Darkness, "Linsday, Paris, and Brit Brit." It is short and amusing. Here is a wrap up of why I am posting this.1) Britney shows va jay jay, also gets photographed just being drunk and crazy.2) Paris says because she cares after her harem of rat dogs and other animals ie- she has her grandparents take care of them, she would like to get sperminated asap so she can have 4 kids i...

Pols Won’t Touch LiLo with a 10-Foot Pole

So after reading the drunk-ass email LiLo sent out last night, I was thinking, "Did anyone think to ask Al Gore for comment?" YES!TMZ DID!I LOVE TMZ!Genius, genius, genius!They contacted his rep for comment."I can confirm for you that Mr. Gore has only met Ms. Lohan once, very briefly, at the GQ Men of the Year dinner last week. There were hundreds of other guests."And just because they rock that much, they contacted Barack Obama's rep. Obama was not even mentioned in Lohan's email, but he'll be runni...

Scary Spice Strikes Back

Scary Spice Mel B., who is clearly not dating Eddie Murphy anymore, responded to his very public allegations that the baby she's carrying may not be his:"I am obviously upset and distressed at some of the comments made by Eddie Murphy to the media. I have no idea why anybody would want to conduct themselves in this kind of manner about such a personal matter in such a public way. My main concern is for the well being of my daughter Phoenix and of course the baby. I was astonished what Eddie said -...

Sobriety Maybe Not Going So Well for LiLo

She sent out another one of her crazy-ass drunk/high/whatever emails. From Page Six:LINDSAY Lohan is preparing to clean up her image and go to war with the media with the help of a high-powered friend - former Vice President Al Gore."Al Gore will help me. He came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me," Lohan wrote last week in a rambling, semi-literate e-mail to her friends and lawyers.In the bizarre message read by Page Six, Lohan burbled, "If he is willing t...

And You Thought the TomKat Wedding Was Over…

Tom Cruise and Kate Cruise (apparently that's what we're supposed to call her now, as the last shreds of her adorable, likable Joey Potter-ness have at last been phased out) are going to have yet another wedding reception here in Los Angeles. This one's for the folks who couldn't be bothered to trek out to Italy for the mediafest that was their original wedding. The party will be held at the Beverly Hills estate of Paula Wagner, who is Cruise's producing partner. Tom and Kate (uggggh I hate calling ...

Early Evening Links

Can you believe I got these things up before 10 pm?? GO ME!!!
Can you believe I got these things up before 10 pm?? GO ME!!!Jennifer Hudson needs additional media training. [Defamer]Mario Lopez and Dancing with the Stars partner Katrina Smirnoff are doing the horizontal tango, if you know what I mean. [MollyGood]Reese Witherspoon('s breasts) look amazing at the Kennedy Center Honors. [Yeeeah!]Jen and Vince's reps join forces to put the final nail in the Vaughniston coffin: "Jennifer and Vince mutually agreed to end their relationship." The reps admit the two broke up in October, after Jen visited Vince i...

Perez Hilton on Howard Stern

This is a recap of Perez Hilton's visit to Howard Stern's Sirius radio show this morning, via MarksFriggin.com. I've posted the whole recap here for those interested, but have bolded what I feel are the most interesting tidbits. If you heard the show, and there's something missing here, email us or leave it in the comments!
This is a recap of Perez Hilton's visit to Howard Stern's Sirius radio show this morning, via MarksFriggin.com. I've posted the whole recap here for those interested, but have bolded what I feel are the most interesting tidbits. If you heard the show, and there's something missing here, email us or leave it in the comments!Howard said that he gets a copy of The Onion newspaper every morning and it's pretty funny. He read some of the headlines and an article that he thought was pretty good. He ha...

Paris a Parent???

Apparently Britney is having as harmful an impact on Paris as Paris is having on her. After all the time Paris has spent with Britney and her two sons, she now wants to have kiddos of her own. “It’s been my dream to have four babies by 30,” says Hilton, 25, who probably ought to sit down and do the math on that one. “I look after animals," she says, "so I’d have a lot to give my kids.” Sheesh. Paris totally gives these quotes because she knows people will write abo...

Beyonce is Being a Bit Diva-licious

Beyonce is trying to act like she doesn't care that Jennifer Hudson is totally getting the better reviews for "Dreamgirls" but she isn't doing a very good job at it. At her film premiere last night she posed for pictures and then abruptly left to hop a plane for her boyfriend JZ's birthday party. I guess she was too much of a diva to actually sit through the movie with the rest of the cast. Here are some quotes from miss Beyonce regarding the buzz around the film..."I'm already a star. I already hav...

SHOCKER! Lane Garrison May Have Been DRUNK Behind the Wheel!

After his lawyer assured the world that Lane Garrison was not intoxicated while driving the Land Rover that crashed into a tree, killing a 17-year-old boy, the teenagers at the party he attended beforehand are telling a different story. The detectives over at TMZ tracked them down, and they say that Garrison did "several shots" of Grey Goose before heading off with the teenagers to buy more liquor (and not, as his lawyer said, to meet a female friend at his apartment). Also, TMZ learns that Garrison met the teens originally at a gas station, and not at a supermarket, as was previously stated by his lawyer.

The eyewitnesses also mention that there are photographs of Garrison consuming liquor at this party, and you'd better believe that the TMZ crew has members stationed outside the homes of everyone who could possibly have had a camera at that party. They'll post the pictures just as soon as they've worked out a suitable royalties contract with the legal team of whichever high-school kid took the best photos (this is Beverly Hills, after all), and I'll link you to it when it's up.

In an interesting twist, it was revealed yesterday that Garrison was sent to live with Jessica Simpson and her family in Texas, back when her father was a minister, because he was a "troubled teen." Garrison has stated that he and Jessica "basically grew up together."

/>After his lawyer assured the world that Lane Garrison was not intoxicated while driving the Land Rover that crashed into a tree, killing a 17-year-old boy, the teenagers at the party he attended beforehand are telling a different story. The detectives over at TMZ tracked them down, and they say that Garrison did "several shots" of Grey Goose before heading off with the teenagers to buy more liquor (and not, as his lawyer said, to meet a female friend at his apartment). Also, TMZ learns that Garr...