Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Sienna Miller, Call Me.

I'm a fan of Sienna Miller. I don't know if it was her work in Layer Cake or the beating she took on the Jude Law thing but I've been quietly pulling for her. Well, here is a fun interview The interview is very long and somewhat of a puff piece but I did enjoy this tidbit:(on breaking up with Jude Law) "There were times when I felt like it was all just too much to deal with," she recalls, declining to share the details. (Miller admits that she's tried therapy, but after angrily calling the thera...

Dakota Fanning Needs to Brush up on Her Grammar

Dakota Fanning, age 12, gave Time magazine the following quote for this week's issue: "I would love to direct someday. I've learned a lot from watching directors I've worked with [sic], like Steven Spielberg and Gary Winick, whom I worked with [sic] on Charlotte's Web. I would love to have that relationship with another actor."Oh, sweet Dakota, age 12. While I always appreciate the correct objective use of a relative pronoun, you used a terminal preposition in the first clause of that sentence, and...

Cleaning up the Weekend

After almost days of searching, the paparazzi catch Nicole Richie and Joel Madden together. Take that, Hilary Duff. Now you're left all alone with your hyper-successful, talent-driven career and your consistently positive media image. They sure showed you. [X17]

Paris. Miami. Stavros. [Hollyscoop]

With Paris Hilton safely on another coast, Lindsay Lohan appears to have put together several days of sobriety. Rock on. [Page Six]

Ellen Pompeo thinks she would look really good if she could just manage to put on five or ten more pounds. I think Ellen Pompeo would look really good with a black eye and a few broken ribs. [A Socialite's Life]

Pics of the Jolie-Pitts, sans Shiloh, in NYC. [Mollygood]

Beyonce's not the only one pissed that Jennifer Hudson got the role of Effie in Dreamgirls. But at least Fantasia Barrino will cop to it. [Snarky Gossip]

/>After almost days of searching, the paparazzi catch Nicole Richie and Joel Madden together. Take that, Hilary Duff. Now you're left all alone with your hyper-successful, talent-driven career and your consistently positive media image. They sure showed you. [X17]Paris. Miami. Stavros. [Hollyscoop]With Paris Hilton safely on another coast, Lindsay Lohan appears to have put together several days of sobriety. Rock on. [Page Six]Ellen Pompeo thinks she would look really good if she could just manage to put on five or ten more p...

Fashion Victim of the Week

Lindsay, you made it too easy for me this week. I really thought I would go outside the box and find some D list celebrity to make fun of but then I saw this. Nobody should wear a jumpsuit unless they are fixing your toilet. I don't care if this jumpsuit cost $2,500. Linsday has been looking really bloated these days and wearing a shapeless jumpsuit really doesn't help to quell the rumors that she is plumping up. I miss Linsday when she had red hair and wore jeans and t-shirts. No matter how hard...

Lindsay Lohan: Corrected

From our friends at GoFugYourself....this is too wonderful for words. Someone actually grammatically corrects Lindsay's incoherent email about Al Gore and Aliens or whatever. I love how she thinks that she is famous enough that politicians will really care that people badmouth her in the press. I hope she knows that all of her "bad publicity" is the only reason why she is famous. It isn't for her stellar acting chops. Honestly hon, since "Mean Girls" it has just been downhill.Girl is a nutcase. T...

Snipes Surrenders

Wesley Snipes, who was indicted in October for tax evasion, surrendered himself to Feds this morning at the Orlando airport. Snipes pleaded not guilty on all charges, and says he looks "forward to clearing my name and resolving this issue post haste."Last month, Snipes authored a Lohan-style letter to a columnist at the Orlando Sentinel, comparing his arrest to rape and implying that the actions of the Federal government were racist. He and Lindsay should team up and just start issuing these rambli...

Women Take Note

This seems just mean to post but I just have to. According to a two year study by the Indian Council of Medical Research, "about 60% of Indian men have penises which are between three and five centimetres shorter than international standards used in condom manufacture." Because of this problem, the Council is suggesting that condom manufacturers provide India with a varying range of condom sizes. This actually is a serious problem in India because of the high rate of STDs and AIDS which is sweep...

Borat Boys Want Their Scene Cut

Now here's something you don't hear a lot of around Hollywood: someone actually asking to have their scene cut. The frat boys who sued 20th Century Fox and the producers of Borat last month have asked a judge to order that their scene be removed from all future copies of the film. While the students signed releases allowing themselves to be used in the footage, they argue that they were drunk and misled when they signed them. The film footage shows the boys making racist statements.

The judge did not issue a ruling on Thursday, but will take the matter under advisement. "I don't see people falling down or unable to articulate what they were saying," he said. The students' lawyer argues that the boys have lost opportunities as a result of being portrayed so negatively in the film. He says one was forced out of a prominent position within his fraternity, and the other missed out on a "prestigious internship" because of the film. "There are a lot of real-life problems raised by the movie," he said.

"It's like the Mel Gibson defense," said an attorney for 20th Century Fox. "I only say the things I did when I've had a few drinks."

/>Now here's something you don't hear a lot of around Hollywood: someone actually asking to have their scene cut. The frat boys who sued 20th Century Fox and the producers of Borat last month have asked a judge to order that their scene be removed from all future copies of the film. While the students signed releases allowing themselves to be used in the footage, they argue that they were drunk and misled when they signed them. The film footage shows the boys making racist statements.The judge did n...

Early Evening Links

Jennifer Hudson looooooves gay sex now. [A Socialite's Life]

Tom Cruise seems to have figured out that being seen with Oprah Winfrey, under any circumstance, is only going to ignite the batshit-crazy vibe he'd like to quell. [Celebitchy]

Nicole Richie's snatching up Hilary Duff's sloppy seconds. [Yeeeah!]

Gwen Stefani: still naming things L.A.M.B. Up now: perfume. [Glitterati]

Live-blogging the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. [Film.com]

/>Jennifer Hudson looooooves gay sex now. [A Socialite's Life]Tom Cruise seems to have figured out that being seen with Oprah Winfrey, under any circumstance, is only going to ignite the batshit-crazy vibe he'd like to quell. [Celebitchy]Nicole Richie's snatching up Hilary Duff's sloppy seconds. [Yeeeah!]Gwen Stefani: still naming things L.A.M.B. Up now: perfume. [Glitterati]Live-blogging the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. [Film.com]...

Grammy Noms are Out

Hey y'all, if you are looking for the Grammy Nominees click here.Here are some highlights!*Imogen Heap, one of our "Monday Morning Music" artists is nominated for Best New Artist along with James Blunt, Chris Brown, Corinne Bailey Rae (who is amazing), and one of my favorite Idol winners, Carrie Underwood.*Ladysmith Black Mambazo...remember this from mean girls, when Lohan's momma in the movie goes "But you LOVE Ladysmith Black Mambazo"...well, they are a real group and are nominated in the World ...

SIGN THE LOHANIFESTO

Step up! Be a man! If you are not part of the solution, you are part of the problem.
Step up! Be a man! If you are not part of the solution, you are part of the problem.Lindsay Lohan needs you to join her cause. She is definitely against something, and she is definitely willing to fight for it, and she definitely NEEDS AND WANTS YOUR HELP. The exact nature of this cause is inconclusive right now, but who cares? Al Gore and the Clinton Administration have already lent it their full support. Come on board!SIGN THE LOHANIFESTO!...

Britney Aint Trying To Hear It

She's back, and posting on her blog. Ms. Britney Spears, the lady for whom a thousand blogger ships were launched, has posted a quasi apology, quasi "whatevs" on her personal site.Quoth Brits:"Every move I make at this point has been magnified more than I expected, and I probably did take my new found freedom a little too far."Yes, you probably did my sweet flower (who shows her sweet flower). Ominously she ends with:"I look forward to a new year, new music and a new me, I'm just getting started....