And we begin, per usual, with the time-tested opener for Britney-related pieces: Oops! She did it again! Britney Spears is hooking up with the help. The 'razzi snapped pictures of her sucking face (while sucking a cigarette) with music producer Jonathan "J.R." Rotem. Rotem is working with Spears on her new album, and also worked with ... wait for it ... Kevin Federline, on Playing with Fire. Federline had Rotem as one of his top MySpace friends until Monday, when he was removed from the list. This seems to be a pattern for Britney. When she and...
Jennifer Aniston leaves an L.A. club through the back door with none other than Kevin Federline. Oh, how the mighty have fallen! [Celebitchy] Sharon Stone outrages and offends the population of Norway. "Now you know how we feel," says the population of America. [Perez Hilton] Pam Anderson got naked in front of a camera, because that's how she spends her time when she's not getting married impulsively. [Agent Bedhead] Since her 2003 arrest for heroin possession, Nicole Richie has apparently lost an inch of height and five pounds. Also, she's black now. [Mollygood] Queen Latifah and her girlfriend, trainer Jeanette Jenkins, are reportedly jogging towards splitsville. But, hey, at least she's jogging. [Bossip] Paris and Nicky Hilton having an ass-slappin' good time in the back of a limo. [Egotastic]
TMZ has obtained the audio from Nicole Richie's DUI arrest early Monday morning. The 911 tape contains not one but two separate motorists calling in to report an SUV driving the wrong way on the Los Feliz on-ramp to the 134. Listen to it here. />...
My brilliant, beautiful, amazing friend Desirae, who has graciously lent me her laptop for the week since mine decided to have a complete crisis of self (and CPU) smack in the middle of finals week. THANK YOU DESIRAE! I LOVE YOU!
My brilliant, beautiful, amazing friend Desirae, who has graciously lent me her laptop for the week since mine decided to have a complete crisis of self (and CPU) smack in the middle of finals week. THANK YOU DESIRAE! I LOVE YOU!Very close runners-up are Evil T and Spiteful Lars, who have been keeping this thing going smoothly while I have been computer-deficient. Even when my computer is running too slowly for me to post, it perks up my day and makes me laugh out loud (in a good way) to read wha...
Wanna hear the song that has made audiences stand up and cheer during "Dreamgirls?" Jennifer Hudson singing "I'm Telling You I'm Not Going" is really a religious experience. That girl is so f-ing good. Beyonce who???
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From our friends at MollyGood. Here is "Trapped in the Clauset," a holiday parody of the R. Kelly epic. It is really really disturbing, but so is the fact that Nicole Richie was driving on THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD. Let me just tell you that it involves Jesus banging Santa's woman. It crosses the line...and that's why the Beet is featuring it for you today.
From our friends at MollyGood. Here is "Trapped in the Clauset," a holiday parody of the R. Kelly epic. It is really really disturbing, but so is the fact that Nicole Richie was driving on THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD. Let me just tell you that it involves Jesus banging Santa's woman. It crosses the line...and that's why the Beet is featuring it for you today. Here is the first video. Click here to see the rest of the trilogy....
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[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdieuIAiS-c]For this Monday I am feeling quite happy. It might be the fact that New York is just adorable during the holidays, or it just might be Corrine Bailey Rae. She has been popping up everywhere from MTV to "Studio 60" and now her song "Put Your Records On" is on a constant loop on my ipod. It is such a happy song, and really will put you in a good mood during the holidays if you tend to go towards the dark side when you have to spend time with your c...
I think we all should fear Angelina Jolie just a little bit. Not in the way that cripples thought, but more like a "I'm pretty sure I'm allergic to nuts. My throat is constricting. This Apple Brown Betty has nuts in it doesn't it?" sort of thing.Well, she's given me a little more reason not to mess with her in an interview with Vogue. Personal aside, why is she doing interviews with Vogue? Aren't they part of the system? Have they adopted children I'm not aware of? Rant over.Jolie initially ...
I've heard this rumor before but this is the first time someone has dared publish it online so now I'm officially concerned. The rumor is this: Matt Damon as Captain Kirk in a movie. Yikes. Matt, I pray it was just insider courtesy talk when you said:"I heard that [rumor]. I think J.J. Abrams or somebody said that at press junket or something, and it got picked up... If the script was good, I'd do it."Now Matt is a fine actor, and I like the majority of films he's been in. But you can't go down the Captain Ki...
Here is the picture that you have been waiting for. Nicole Richie's mugshot. Now I love celebrity mugshots...love them. I had some moments, before I disovered the beauty of today's celebrity blogs, that I would spend hours looking through "The Smoking Gun." My favorite thing about this is how spaced out she looks. The look on her face makes me think this is her train of thoughtMy daddy's gonna get you policemen...he wrote lots of famous songs...Paris didn't get in trouble why should I?...I might ...
According to Page Six this morning, Stavros's parents are none too happy that their son might be close to getting engaged to Paris Hilton. After speculation that Paris's first engagement ended because of parental disapproval this isn't too much of a shocker. Nice families want their rich sons to marry boring heirs, not American fame whores. A source quoted by Page Six said, "[Stavros's parents] refused to meet her last year when Paris and Stavros had dated for a while. Paris even followed him and hi...
While La Lohan appears to have stepped aboard the sobriety wagon, Miss Nicole Richie has fallen way, way off. Nicole, who has struggled with substance abuse for as long as you've heard of her, was arrested for DUI early Monday morning. Her SUV was spotted going the wrong way on the 134 in Burbank. That's right, folks: it's not that she was swerving, it's that she was going the wrong way on the freeway. Two motorists called 911, and, when cops got to Nicole, she was stopped in the carpool lane, talki...