It's heeere!! The latest installment of the Die Hard -- um -- quadrilogy? -- is set to hit theaters in July 2007. The teaser trailer has arrived. Shit will explode. Cars will crash. Bruce Willis will march to the beat of his own drummer. And it will be good. Uh-oh. Looks like Nicole Richie's going to jail for this latest DUI. And just when Joel Madden was getting laid for the first time in three years... [TMZ] Britney's new boyfriend can't get into Hyde. Also, if you'd like to dress up as a douchebag next Halloween, you can pretty much just use the outfit he wore to The Ivy this week. Everyone will totally be like "Oh, I get it. You're a douchebag." [Celebitchy] Katharine McPhee in OK magazine. I don't know why I love her so much, but I do. [Pop on the Pop] Jude Law plans to take his children to a South African orphanage for Christmas, to demonstrate that it is better to have a daddy who leaves your mother for a 22-year-old who he then cheats on with the nanny than it is to have no daddy at all. [Junkiness] It is possible that Paris Hilton does cocaine. And by "possible" I of course mean "more of a sure thing than Tara Reid on St. Patrick's Day." [Celebrity Smack] Finally! Someone moves away from character assassination and just plain attempts to assassinate Janice Dickinson. My money's on a former Top Model contestant. [Hollyscoop]
With our watch on everything Rosie I'm not sure how this slipped by my Spiteful radar, but here you go, Rosie letting us know that the Chinese language mostly consists of "Ching" and "Chong." Thanks to Defamer for the tip.
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The Golden Globe Nominations have been announced.I don't know who the Hollywood Foreign Press is, I've never met a member, no one has, and I assume they run around with assault rifles in countries that are still developing economies.Nevertheless, we look to them each year as an indicator of what will be Oscar chosen and what might be left out. Let's take a look at some of the themes in this year's nominations:Theme 1: Dear Clint Eastwood, would you please have sex with us?He received two noms for bes...
Lacey Chabert is this month's Maxim hottie. Now Lacey is a good girl and I'm glad they didn't make her talk about anything too dirty. I really know from a very good source that she is a nice Southern Belle so I wouldn't have wanted to hear any of that weird Maxim banter coming from her.She posed this month to promote her new movie, "Black Christmas," which is described as a "sorority slay flick." I really hope that her career takes off because, in my personal opinion, she was the best part of "Mean Girl...
So all of you are familiar with "Girls Gone Wild." You know, the videos where drunk young girls show off their goodies for the camera. The owner of the GGW empire, Joe Francis, keeps escaping jail time for doing some very very shady things. He's been accused of drug trafficking, child pornography, racketeering, fraud, among other things and has yet to spend time in jail. His most recent legal woe was that people finally realized that perhaps some of those young girls on his videos were not of age. A f...
Good news. Although:In a recent photograph, Hilton looked very much like she was stroking Spears' upper thigh.Hilton's rep dismissed a possible lesbian love affair with a curt:“They are friends and you will continue to see them together. Paris thinks the world of her.â€Honestly, if they were caught making out the entire internet would shut down. So let's pray this doesn't blossom into something more serious than a little "thigh stroking." We've all casually stroked the upper thighs of o...
It is on like Donkey Kong!Paris Hilton has rushed to the defense of Britney Spears and fans of idiotic quotes the whole world round are rejoicing. Please folks, give her some room here."For people to call out her parenting skills on behalf of her partying ethics is appalling," Hilton wrote (on her MySpace blog). Yes, it is appalling to call out a mother of two for being out all night getting housed. How silly of us. And I'm sure one day her children will gleefully look back on when their momma abst...
Sometimes I just don't know what to make of the celeb sense of entitlement. Given, I write for a celeb blog, so I generally take a scalpel to it, but overall afterwards I'm left with a surly look on my face over how jacked up our culture occasionally seems.And now this nonsense.Jennifer Holliday, the original Tony Award winning actress from the Broadway musical Dreamgirls feels slighted by the movie version.Holliday said she was particularly heartbroken when friends told her that it is her versi...
From a new photo shoot for Hello magazine. Damn, she's already got that seductive off-in-the-distance pout down. Are you guys sooo excited for when she and Jayden Federline have sex? I AM!...
We heard it from some jackass in a meeting.* We heard it from her mother. We heard it from her publicist. Now we're hearing it from Lindsay Lohan herself:"I just left an AA meeting," she told People magazine. "I haven't had a drink in seven days. Or anything.""I've been going to AA for a year by the way," she added. "I'm not even legal to, so why would I? I don't drink when I go to clubs. [Ed: Yeah, right] I drink with my friends at home, but there's no need to. I feel better not drinking. It's more fun. I ...
A judge dismissed the case against the two frat boys who sued the producers of Borat for their negative portrayal in the film, claiming they were inebriated and misled when they signed the release forms.The students alleged that their portrayal in the film (as the horrible racist freaks that they are) was costing them employment opportunities and very important frat positions (isn't that an oxymoron?). The judge ruled that they had failed to show a reasonable probability of success based on the ...