Here is a gift idea ladies and gentlemen...buy a night with manwhore Vincent Gallo for that "hard to buy for" person on your Hannukah/Christmas list.Who is Vincent Gallo you ask? He was in a bunch of films that a lot of people I guess enjoy since he is sort of "famous" but the one that has given him notoriety is "Brown Bunny." I have to admit that I have seen "Brown Bunny," the "art house/porn film" starring both Gallo and weirdo Chloe Sevigny. In the film there is an infamous oral sex scene whi...
Britney can't figure out how to get her car to start and has to ask the paparazzi for help. [X17] Mary-Kate Olsen's body is now so malnourished it is unable to sustain the pigmentation in her hair. [Perez Hilton] Matt Damon thinks the Bush twins ought to serve in Iraq. He and fellow four-star general Robert DeNiro were discussing the war for a segment of Hardball. [Glitterati] Congratulations to Jillian Barberie! The Good Day LA host is expecting a baby. [Tabloid Whore] Where has Jennifer Lopez been the past year? Well, aside from her inexplicable attendance at Tom Cruise's wedding, she's also been working on a Spanish-language album to be released early next year. Check out a sneak peak of the first single, "Que Hiciste." [Just Jared] Music producer J.R. Rotem, 31, fresh off his fling with Britney Spears, shows up at Koi holding hands with Hayden Panettiere, 17. [Dirty Laundry]
Shocking exactly no one, Londoner Leona Lewis won X Factor tonight. X Factor is kind of like the British American Idol (which is strange, because AmIdol was based on the British Pop Idol, so I'm not really sure how this show came about, but they've still got Simon Cowell there, along with fellow judges Sharon Osbourne and some small old guy who reminds me of that little gay man who was Karen Walker's nemesis on Will and Grace). Anyway, Leona's been a stand-out in the U.K. since the start of the competition, but her profile has been relatively huge in the U.S. thanks in large part to Perez Hilton, who raves about her almost daily on his website.
Shocking exactly no one, Londoner Leona Lewis won X Factor tonight. X Factor is kind of like the British American Idol (which is strange, because AmIdol was based on the British Pop Idol, so I'm not really sure how this show came about, but they've still got Simon Cowell there, along with fellow judges Sharon Osbourne and some small old guy who reminds me of that little gay man who was Karen Walker's nemesis on Will and Grace). Anyway, Leona's been a stand-out in the U.K. since the start of the com...
Check out the footage from her Diane Sawyer interview. Argh. I hate that she's so completely likable now. I have to hand it to her, she's really done a good job of turning this whole "evil homewrecking slut" thing into "look at me I wear cream and adopt African orphans and raise them in a stable home and speak about it eloquently while wearing flattering and age-appropriate eye make-up."Well played, Angie. Well played. I also like her reference to "sliding doors," which was, you'll recall, the title...
You know that good feeling when:
You know that good feeling when: a) Your parents are away (presumably antiquing)b) You've got the cartoon network on c) Your feet are propped up on your pleather sofa andd) You've got about a pound of blow just waiting for you in the den...That's an all right time, yeah? Well, that's early morning Saturday EvilBeet folks! It's like the Giant Pandas have mated for the year and we're in relax mode. In that same vein take a listen to a new song I'm imbibing by the Silversun Pickups.Warning: If you ...
The evening JT is doing the double dip as host and musical guest so I'm throwing a little love his way with "The Barry Gibb Talk Show" skit. This is actually the second time he did this sketch with Jimmy Fallon, and if you've never seen it I think you may try and sleep with me, that's how delectable it is.
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...but, if you care, she turned herself into a NY court on Friday, for the aforementioned threats of sexual molestation issued toward a dog.There's a stint in rehab there, and some previous missed court appearances, blah blah blah, but am I the only one who's noticed that none of that matters? Because this is the most hilarious court case in the history of the world (seriously, I ran a LexisNexis search, and this is it).The complaint was originally filed by Lyonne's former roommate, who claimed that Natasha trashed their...
UPDATE: If you're here looking for video of the current Miss USA, Rachel Smith, falling on her ass at the Miss Universe pageant, it's here.
Woo hoo! It was only a matter of time -- the details are beginning to come out about Miss USA's fall from grace. The New York Post (filed under News, not Page Six), reports that Conner has been evicted from her Trump Place apartment in NYC (and they've nicknamed her "Mess USA," and at first I rolled my eyes, but, on second thought, good job).Says a doorman at her former home: "She does not live here anymore. She is not allowed anywh...
Oh Britney...what has happened to you my darling? I know that those Fedoras were really cool when you were dating Justin but they are a little dated now. Also...it looks like you cut off your skirt cause you peed on it. I love you girl, but you need to hire a 24/7 stylist/handler ect... Also, I can see your boobies in that shirt. Sometimes you don't want everything just hanging out honey. Leave something to our imagination....
Nothing beats a good beauty pageant scandal. Rumors have been flying this week that the current reigning Miss USA, 20-year-old Tara Conner of Kentucky, would be forced by pageant officials to forfeit her crown due to "innaproppriate behavior." Details on this behavior are hard to come by, but it seems, at the least, Conner has been downing alcohol beverages in a very underage manner in her home of New York City. Alleged infractions include "substance abuse, failing to make Miss USA promotional app...
The Good Shephard has been very good indeed to the celebrity gossip community, as it's forced Angelina Jolie to hit the interview circuit. Everywhere she stops she drives her skinny, beautiful, successful stake further into Jennifer Aniston's heart. Yesterday's brutalities took place on Good Morning America, where she shared with the world the trials and tribulations of adopting children from around the world and raising them with Brad Pitt."I want Mad (Maddox) to know that as our family grew and w...
They're not anymore, apparently. According to a Moynahan rep:"(They) amicably ended their three-year relationship several weeks ago. We ask for your respect and consideration of their privacy. No further comments will be made." Tom Brady is that total hottie who also plays football, and Moynahan is that little tramp who married Big on Sex and the City. ...