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Sharon Stone and Christian Slater are dating. This is a recipe for ... well ... lots of really good cocaine. [CelebSlam] Tara Reid can still get modeling jobs. [Rappy's] Josh and Scarlett have come to terms with the fact that they are the sexiest people under 30 on the face of this planet, and they simply have no choice but to date each other. [The Blemish] Joan Rivers, now officially senile, thinks this country considers Jessica Simpson an intellectual. [Agent Bedhead] Yes, of course Halle Berry's releasing an album. What did you expect her to do at this stage of her career? Act? [Pop on the Pop] Evangeline Lilly's Hawaii home burns down. This is where I write a joke that demonstrates some background knowledge of Evangeline Lilly or that show she's on. I have no such knowledge. [Bricks and Stones] Check out the first track from Whitney Houston's comeback album. [Bossip]
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Miss Nevada proved they just don't "get it." They've:Relieved of her duties as Miss Nevada USA 2007Why? A little girl on girl action and some drunken escapades scare them off? Is this not America? Have I woken up in the former Communist Russia?The pictures were five years ago. Give me a break. Lastly, and speaking of pictures, Katie Rees photos are hard to find on the net these days, so you'll just have to imagine a good looking blonde. Sorry....
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I've been trying to think of a joke for this, K-Fed stepping into the wrestling ring, but right now I've got nothing.Screw it, let's just let K-Fed handle it for us:Make all your jokes, because New Year's Day I'm the one who is going to be laughing. Oh yeah, Cena, my name is not K-Fed, it's Kevin Federline, b***h, and I want some and I'm gonna get some."I just hope he doesn't get this Cena person pregnant....
Here we go ladies and gentlemen, from Google, the 2006 Year-End Google Zeitgeist. I am taken aback by this because it does not include Britney Spears and her va jay jay and it does include a few randoms such as Martina Hingis and Autism.This is a bit off in terms of American popular culture because it represents the results of global Google searching. I fear for the world ladies and gentlemen. Why do you ask? Paris Hilton is #1, God help us all.This is the Google News Search List: (the Google.co...
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