Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Breaking: Cameron and Justin are Dunzo!

Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz have officially called it quits according to Perez Hilton who claims to have the inside scoop on this former golden couple. After a three year relationship that many thought would lead to marriage, Justin has allegedly pulled the plug on "clingy" Cameron. Justin, 25, and Cameron, 34 were last seen in public on December 16th and did not spend the holidays together which is odd for a couple that seemed to be on their way to marriage. According to Canada.com, "while party...

Whit Houston Needs Some Crack Money

No, that's overly mean spirited even for a child of spite. But some of Houston's stuff is going up for sale and you can be the proud owner if you hustle down to New Jersey post haste.You can see the full list of stuff for sale here but the highlights include:Dolce & Gabban BustiersAtelier Versace Beaded Cat SuitSome of Bobby's AwardsNorthfield 36" Vertical Band SawNo word as to whether the band saw was used by Whitney herself and the items are only going up for auction because no one paid the st...

Late-Night Links

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer spend New Year's Eve sucking face. [Mollygood]

Kate Moss and Pete Doherty may or may not have gotten married in Thailand on New Year's Day. We can state with confidence, however, that they were both high. [The Superficial]

Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz have reportedly split for good. I bet he's realized lately what a huge mistake it was to leave Britney and hopes to win her back. [Pop on the Pop]

Wilmer Valderrama and Mandy Moore may be back together. [Bricks and Stones]

Heather Mills continues her quest to become the single most hated person in all of England. [Glitterati]

Photogs catch Nicole Richie sucking face with Joel Madden on New Year's Eve. [The Blemish]

/>Jessica Simpson and John Mayer spend New Year's Eve sucking face. [Mollygood]Kate Moss and Pete Doherty may or may not have gotten married in Thailand on New Year's Day. We can state with confidence, however, that they were both high. [The Superficial]Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz have reportedly split for good. I bet he's realized lately what a huge mistake it was to leave Britney and hopes to win her back. [Pop on the Pop] Wilmer Valderrama and Mandy Moore may be back together. [Bricks and Stones]...

Late-Night Links

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer spend New Year's Eve sucking face. [Mollygood]

Kate Moss and Pete Doherty may or may not have gotten married in Thailand on New Year's Day. We can state with confidence, however, that they were both high. [The Superficial]

Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz have reportedly split for good. I bet he's realized lately what a huge mistake it was to leave Britney and hopes to win her back. [Pop on the Pop]

Wilmer Valderrama and Mandy Moore may be back together. [Bricks and Stones]

Heather Mills continues her quest to become the single most hated person in all of England. [Glitterati]

Photogs catch Nicole Richie sucking face with Joel Madden on New Year's Eve. [The Blemish]

/>Jessica Simpson and John Mayer spend New Year's Eve sucking face. [Mollygood]Kate Moss and Pete Doherty may or may not have gotten married in Thailand on New Year's Day. We can state with confidence, however, that they were both high. [The Superficial]Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz have reportedly split for good. I bet he's realized lately what a huge mistake it was to leave Britney and hopes to win her back. [Pop on the Pop] Wilmer Valderrama and Mandy Moore may be back together. [Bricks and Stones]...

Demi and Ashton Getting Knocked Up?

It's not out of the question says Demi."Once you hit three, where you're outnumbered, it's really, like, 'What's the difference between (three or) four or five?,"' she said.Hmm, I guess there is no difference at all if you are super rich.In some ways though I find this story heartening, at least until it comes out that Ashton cheated with Tara Reid or something, then I'll be freshly jaded.Also, that hat is stupid....

The Joker Headed to Space

Take a look at that photo. Now read this sentence from the article, which we'll get to in one moment."Looking at Principal, you would never know she is a former smoker who spent years on Dallas' Southfork Ranch. She credits her products for helping her maintain a glowing complexion."Um, what? Maybe I'm reading to much into it, but wasn't she married to a plastic surgeon for a few decades? Oh, yeah, let's see here:"In May, she filed for divorce from her husband of 21 years, Beverly Hills plastic ...

This Week in Nik(k)i Weddings

Las Vegas actress Nikki Cox tied the knot with comedian Jay Mohr over the weekend. Remember when she was the Kelly Bundy character on that show with the talking bunny? Yeah. That was pretty cool.Additionally, former teen supermodel Niki Taylor married NASCAR driver Burney Lamar (that's his real name) last Wednesday. Taylor currently owns a clothing boutique in Nashville. Remember when she was famous? Yeah. That was pretty cool....

The Spiteful Lars School for Spite

That would be an odd name for a school wouldn't it? So what's up with the "Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy for Girls"?The school Oprah built opened today at a cost of around $40 million dollars. It will educate 150 girls aged 12 and 13. The school will not educate any boys, presumably because boys are fine without fancy book learning. The school will also not educate the other 3350 applicants who didn't make the cut."(the school) Built on 21 hectares, the 28-building campus resembles a luxury ho...