Today's Evil Beet Gossip

It’s Gonna Take More Than Fat Rosie to Save The Apprentice

Last night, for the first time in my life, I forgot that a new season of The Apprentice was starting. In fact, I'd never really made a mental note of it to begin with. It even seemed to have slipped my TiVo's mind. Apparently the rest of the country had the same brain fart, as Trumpie's lastest brainchild debuted to its lowest ratings ever. It placed third in its time slot, losing out to Desperate Housewives and Without a Trace. Fox aired Family Guy reruns against it (boooo...come on, Fox!!!), b...

Angelina Jolie Thinks Her Baby’s a “Blob”

After several years of relative silence, we have our good ol', rambling, Billy-Bob's-blood-in-a-vial-around-my-neck, yeah-we-just-humped-in-the-car, what-else-do-you-want-to-know Angelina Jolie back on the publicity circuit. She continues to give noteworthy interviews, and she doesn't hold back. Jolie gave an interview to the UK's Elle magazine, and she talked about the different relationships she has with her children. “I think I feel so much more for Madd and Zee because they’re surviv...

Late-Night Links

Shanna Moakler continues her image rehabilitation tour by dating Jenna Jameson's soon-to-be ex-husband, porn producer (and sometime star) Jay Grdina. It's neat how both Shanna and her ex-husband, Travis Barker, have managed to find new love in porn stars. [Celebslam]

Check out the video for J-Lo's new song, "Que Hiciste." [popbytes]

Smashing Pumpkins rocker Billy Corgan is hooking up with Certifiably Insane Recovering Heroin Addict Courtney Love. [Agent Bedhead]

Paris Hilton runs out of gas in Beverly Hills, hangs out and flips through a scrapbook while the paparazzi run to get her gas. Rough life. [NYP]

Former SNL star Chris Kattan gets engaged to some hot chick he would totally never have landed had he not found some measure of fame playing Mango and Mr. Peepers. [Pop on the Pop]

Awww...this is really cute! Total hotties Jennifer Morrison and Jesse Spencer, who both play doctors on House M.D., are engaged. Congratulations! [Cele|bitchy]

/>Shanna Moakler continues her image rehabilitation tour by dating Jenna Jameson's soon-to-be ex-husband, porn producer (and sometime star) Jay Grdina. It's neat how both Shanna and her ex-husband, Travis Barker, have managed to find new love in porn stars. [Celebslam]Check out the video for J-Lo's new song, "Que Hiciste." [popbytes]Smashing Pumpkins rocker Billy Corgan is hooking up with Certifiably Insane Recovering Heroin Addict Courtney Love. [Agent Bedhead]Paris Hilton runs out of gas in Beverly Hills, hangs out an...

Paula Abdul Claims She’s “Never Been Drunk”

Yes. It's true. Drunkie Paula gave the following quote to Entertainment Weekly: "Last year, when no one understood what I was saying, and even though I've never been drunk in my life, I'm accused of filling my Coca-Cola cup with alcohol. Yeah, that was really fun for me." First off, Paula, way to remember to plug Coca-Cola even in the midst of a conversation about your alcoholism. You're a real pro. Also, dear, if I were you, I'd cop to the drinking. Because if you're claiming you gave an interview like ...

Britney’s New Songs!

X17 caught some video of Britney Spears in Miami (well, I figure it has to be in Miami, because lord knows no one's dressing like that around L.A. these days...), jamming out to her demo tape in her car. You can catch a little portion of two different songs. Honestly, they don't sound as awful as they'd been rumored to be, but, like I said, it's just a short sample. Update: Well, everyone else is saying these pics are from Santa Monica. I thought Brit was in Miami this week, and, seriously, it...

Drunk-Ass Mariah Carey Talking to Teenage Boys

This looks like it was taped on the d-l by someone with a small digital camera or a kick-ass cell phone. There are some pretty funny parts, though. It's hard to really make out Mariah's face, but her voice is unmistakable. Thanks to Cele|bitchy for the heads-up. /> This looks like it was taped on the d-l by someone with a small digital camera or a kick-ass cell phone. There are some pretty funny parts, though. It's hard to really make out Mariah's face, but her voice is unmistakable. Thanks to Cele|bitchy for the heads-up....

Aptly Named Bad Guy Tries to Blackmail Oprah Winfrey

There's really not much dirt to this story (not yet, at least). Essentially, some dude talked to some California-based employee of Oprah Winfrey's company and taped conversations in which the employee said mean things about Oprah. Then the bad guy emailed Oprah and was like "Hey, your employee said mean things about you, and I'm going to write a book about it." So Oprah's folks contacted the FBI first, and then contacted the bad guy, and they were like "Okay, dude who taped phone conversations wit...

It Is Possible Lindsay Lohan Did Not Have Appendicitis

According to Page Six, Lindsay's hospital stay for "appendicitis" may be a result of yet another days-long drug and alcohol binge. The starlet, who has admitted to seeking recovery in AA, reportedly had over 20 friends in and out of her apartment on Wednesday night. They "were not there to bring her chicken soup," says a source. Lohan called in sick to the set of the movie she's filming and was admitted to the hospital on Thursday. Apparently these guests were helping her continue the "constant party she started on New Year's." Rumors have begun that the billion bottles of water we've seen Lindsay carrying out of clubs ...

My Box in a Box

Brilliant! This is the female response to "Dick in a Box." A must-see!!! I LOVE this!! Can I make this my MySpace song? Please?? /> Brilliant! This is the female response to "Dick in a Box." A must-see!!! I LOVE this!! Can I make this my MySpace song? Please??...