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Dear Missus Saddam Hussein: A Britney Spears epistle. [The Gilded Moose]

Even I have to admit that Jessica Alba's ass is incredible. [IDLYITW]

Tara Reid goes down...under. To Australia. I swear. Also, she had to buy her hair its own seat on the plane. [Celebrity Smack]

Mandy Moore and DJ AM are "in the early stages of dating," which consists primarily of awkward photo ops. [The Blemish]

Brooke Burke pops out a kid, gives it a name better suited to a feminine hygiene product. [Celeb Warship]

Mr. Blackwell releases his worst dressed list for 2006. Brit and Paris tie for first. No, seriously. [Mollygood]

More witty repartee from Donald, Rosie and Barbara, for anyone still following this. [TMZ]

Britney Spears' stylist: "Don't blame me!" [Pop on the Pop]

/>Dear Missus Saddam Hussein: A Britney Spears epistle. [The Gilded Moose]Even I have to admit that Jessica Alba's ass is incredible. [IDLYITW]Tara Reid goes down...under. To Australia. I swear. Also, she had to buy her hair its own seat on the plane. [Celebrity Smack]Mandy Moore and DJ AM are "in the early stages of dating," which consists primarily of awkward photo ops. [The Blemish]Brooke Burke pops out a kid, gives it a name better suited to a feminine hygiene product. [Celeb Warship]Mr. Blackwell releases his worst dressed list for 2006. Brit and Paris tie for fi...

The People’s Choice Awards Happened

Drew Barrymore Single for 30 Seconds

Great news for the eight of you who still secretly harbor that boyhood crush on Drew Barrymore. According to Us Weekly, the actress has called it quits with her boyfriend of five years, Fabrizio Moretti, the drummer for The Strokes. According to sources, Drew, who is five years older than Moretti, "said they needed time off.” Moretti has reportedly moved back into his own apartment. The two seemed like a good match, according to their friends. Says Barrymore pal Courtney Love, “Drew has ...

Brad Pitt Maybe Not As Smart As He Looks

Man, this is a gem. Thanks to Defamer for catching it. It comes via Variety on the Town, the new blog from Variety. The setting is the God Grew Tired of Us premiere, a Brad Pitt-produced film about children who walk for five years to escape a war-torn Sudan. The reporter poses this simple question to Pitt: "Is civil war still going on in the Sudan?" Brad Pitt looked at me with something between dismay and horror. "Oh, come on. You're smarter than that. It's worse than ever." Googling proved he was right - I am smarter than...

Yes Of COURSE Marilyn Manson is Banging Evan Rachel Wood

Via People: Rocker Marilyn Manson is romantically involved with 19-year-old actress Evan Rachel Wood, sources close to the situation tell PEOPLE. The sources say his relationship with the Thirteen actress was a factor in the Dec. 29 divorce filing by Dita Von Teese, 34, Manson's wife of one year. "Dita is heartbroken, she didn't see this coming," says a source close to the burlesque dancer and MAC cosmetics model. "His partying contributed to the split as well." Movie-goers will predominantly kno...

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Memo to the Malibu Colony fire: if you have to go around destroying the homes of celebrities, could you think of someone a little more interesting than Suzanne Somers? [Celebrity Smack]

Paris Hilton made it nearly a week and a half into the new year before a nip slip. Someone should give her a cookie. [The Blemish]

Check out Kat McPhee's first single, "Over It." [popbytes]

Halle Berry sports a sexy gold number at the People's Choice Awards. [Dirty Laundry]

Paris Hilton('s attorney) pleads not guilty to her September DUI. [Celeb Warship]

Jessica Alba wants you to think that she thinks it might bother the paparazzi if she takes pictures of them. But Jessica Alba knows that when she takes pictures of the paparazzi taking pictures of her and they get a picture of her taking pictures of them, that picture will sweep through the blogosphere aned she'll get paid more per picture. It's simple, really. [IBBB]

Hilary Swank gets her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. [Mollygood]

Claire Danes and Billy Crudup split. In related news: Claire Danes and Billy Crudup were dating. [Barbie Martini]

The worst films of 2006. [Pajiba]

/>Memo to the Malibu Colony fire: if you have to go around destroying the homes of celebrities, could you think of someone a little more interesting than Suzanne Somers? [Celebrity Smack]Paris Hilton made it nearly a week and a half into the new year before a nip slip. Someone should give her a cookie. [The Blemish]Check out Kat McPhee's first single, "Over It." [popbytes]Halle Berry sports a sexy gold number at the People's Choice Awards. [Dirty Laundry]Paris Hilton('s attorney) pleads not guilty to her September ...

Paris Pleads Not Guilty to DUI

Well, Paris didn't, exactly, because she couldn't be bothered to appear in court. But her lawyer appeared on her behalf at an L.A. court today, and pleaded not guilty for her, to the DUI she picked up on Sept 7 of last year. Says Lawrence Taylor, a local attorney and DUI expert, "At this point, I expect the L.A. city attorney will eventually offer her a plea bargain to a lesser charge in which she'll do no jail time, no community service, and just pay a fine." Paris's good luck with cars contin...

Mandy Moore and DJ AM?

The twosome were spotted getting cozy at The Coffee Bean in Los Angeles. Moore is pretty fresh off her break-up with Zach Braff, and AM has reportedly been hoping to date someone famous again, as his high-profile relationships raise the fees he can charge for his DJ services. His ex-fiancee Nicole Richie is busy splashing around in Cabo, raising Joel Madden's profile, among other things. So is Mandy his latest target?...

Rosie and Donald (and Barbara) Are Still At It

I cannot believe this feud is still going strong. Jesus. Let's bring in a clique of seventh-grade girls to teach these people conflict resolution skills. It can only help. This spat is completely ridiculous and humiliating to all involved parties at this point. Sigh. Let's backtrack, all the way to this morning.Both the New York Post and the Daily News ran items today about a spat that occurred backstage at The View yesterday, when both Rosie and Barbara Walters returned from vacation. When Barbar...

Late-Night Links

Hilary Swank's New Year's resolution is to give away the swag she gets for free, like, every time she leaves her house. That's nice. My New Year's resolution is to stop cutting myself when I have to read about how Hilary Swank gets free stuff every time she leaves the house. [Gabsmash]

If you position yourself correctly, you just might be able to have sex with Keira Knightley's abs. [The Blemish]

Gwen Stefani looking hot in Elle. [Monica Monroe]

Jewel says she's giving up acting. What? When did she act? Is she referring to that one time she acted like she could write poetry and released a whole book of it? Oh, please say she is. [IBBB]

JT finally cops to the Cam break-up, may or may not be porking Scarlett Johansson. Regardless, it's nice to see that everyone is at all times remembering to make "dick-in-a-box" jokes when they talk about him. [Agent Bedhead]

Will Smith at the London premiere of "Pursuit of Happyness" with his happi famili. Two can play at this game, Will. [Juicy-News]

Oh, miracle of miracles! There's actually video of Paris running out of gas near Beverly Hills. A full five minutes of it. [Splash]

/>Hilary Swank's New Year's resolution is to give away the swag she gets for free, like, every time she leaves her house. That's nice. My New Year's resolution is to stop cutting myself when I have to read about how Hilary Swank gets free stuff every time she leaves the house. [Gabsmash]If you position yourself correctly, you just might be able to have sex with Keira Knightley's abs. [The Blemish]Gwen Stefani looking hot in Elle. [Monica Monroe]Jewel says she's giving up acting. What? When did she...