
After hubby Becks signed with the L.A. Galaxy last week, Victoria Beckham arrives in Los Angeles to do whatever it is that Victoria Beckham does. [DListed] Well, the sooner Denise Richards marries Richie Sambora, the sooner she can leave him for her best friend's husband. No, I'm kidding, that would never happen. Denise Richards doesn't have friends. [A Socialite's Life] It's about time we started rumors that Jessica Alba's engaged. [The Blemish] Britney Spears takes Sean Preston to the park, pretends to interact with him. I'm not sure if she's more neglectful toward her child or her hair extensions. It's a tough call lately. [Celebrity Smack] Lauren Graham (aka Lorelei Gilmore) is reportedly a diva on the set. [Celeb Warship] Is it possible all Saturday Night Live really needed was YouTube? Following the smash Internet success of "Dick in a Box," the ailing SNL is back in the blogosphere with Jack Gyllenhaal's brilliant rendition of Dreamgirls' "You're Gonna Love Me." [popbytes] Lindsay Lohan looks stunning in her new Miu Miu ads. Also: she doesn't look anything at all like Lindsay Lohan. [Dirty Laundry] Agent Provocateur releases the third film in their series, "Kate Moss in Underwear Saying Nonsensical Yet Remarkably Underwear-Selling Things." [Agent Bedhead] Ah, the changing of the celebrity gossip guard. Molly Goodson is movin' on up to PopSugar, but be sure to swing by Mollygood to heckle the new guy. [Mollygood, PopSugar] Howard Stern gets David Arquette to dish on the Brad/Jen split. [INO] Kate Moss may be a hopeless cocaine addict, but she's an addict who can sell some clothes. Burberry knows this. [Celeb Warship] Trust me, if the Kim Kardashian sex tape exists, no one wants it to hit the Internet more than Kim Kardashian. [Bossip] Father of the Year Kevin Federline announces that the forfeit of his relationship with Sean and Jayden is worth $25M per kid. [The Blemish] A pregnant Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott hit the press junkets. [Teddy and Moo] Justin Timberlake takes his face out of Scarlett's breasts for long enough to issue a formal break-up statement with Cameron Diaz. [Faded Youth] Spicy Pants from Celebrity Smack is going to be on the radio! Be sure to tune in and listen. [Celebrity Smack] MK from popbytes has 30 Seconds to Blog for an AOL webcast and he does a fantastic job. [popbytes]
So he can finally understand just how fucking annoying it is to have some small helpless lifeform whining at you to attend to it when really you have lots of other things you'd rather do.
The male playing father figure here is her manager, Larry Rudolph. ...