After hubby Becks signed with the L.A. Galaxy last week, Victoria Beckham arrives in Los Angeles to do whatever it is that Victoria Beckham does. [DListed] Well, the sooner Denise Richards marries Richie Sambora, the sooner she can leave him for her best friend's husband. No, I'm kidding, that would never happen. Denise Richards doesn't have friends. [A Socialite's Life] It's about time we started rumors that Jessica Alba's engaged. [The Blemish] Britney Spears takes Sean Preston to the park, pretends to interact with him. I'm not sure if she's more neglectful toward her child or her hair extensions. It's a tough call lately. [Celebrity Smack] Lauren Graham (aka Lorelei Gilmore) is reportedly a diva on the set. [Celeb Warship] Is it possible all Saturday Night Live really needed was YouTube? Following the smash Internet success of "Dick in a Box," the ailing SNL is back in the blogosphere with Jack Gyllenhaal's brilliant rendition of Dreamgirls' "You're Gonna Love Me." [popbytes] Lindsay Lohan looks stunning in her new Miu Miu ads. Also: she doesn't look anything at all like Lindsay Lohan. [Dirty Laundry] Agent Provocateur releases the third film in their series, "Kate Moss in Underwear Saying Nonsensical Yet Remarkably Underwear-Selling Things." [Agent Bedhead] Ah, the changing of the celebrity gossip guard. Molly Goodson is movin' on up to PopSugar, but be sure to swing by Mollygood to heckle the new guy. [Mollygood, PopSugar] Howard Stern gets David Arquette to dish on the Brad/Jen split. [INO] Kate Moss may be a hopeless cocaine addict, but she's an addict who can sell some clothes. Burberry knows this. [Celeb Warship] Trust me, if the Kim Kardashian sex tape exists, no one wants it to hit the Internet more than Kim Kardashian. [Bossip] Father of the Year Kevin Federline announces that the forfeit of his relationship with Sean and Jayden is worth $25M per kid. [The Blemish] A pregnant Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott hit the press junkets. [Teddy and Moo] Justin Timberlake takes his face out of Scarlett's breasts for long enough to issue a formal break-up statement with Cameron Diaz. [Faded Youth] Spicy Pants from Celebrity Smack is going to be on the radio! Be sure to tune in and listen. [Celebrity Smack] MK from popbytes has 30 Seconds to Blog for an AOL webcast and he does a fantastic job. [popbytes]