Oh man, if this is true, Britney Spears' child is going to have way bigger problems than having Britney Spears as a mother: namely, fetal alcohol syndrome.
That's right. The rumor du jour is that Brit has once again been gifted with the chance to carry a human life in her temple of a body for the upcoming nine months, during which this lifeform will have the opportunity to ingest vodka and cocaine directly into its bloodstream at all times without lifting a finger, the kind of blessing the denizens o...
The identities of the geniuses behind "My Box in a Box," revealed. [Blinq] Fantastic quotes from the Golden Globes. [Glitterati] Britney Spears is turned down for the Super Bowl NFL network promo. They'd actually rather have Janet Reno. [Agent Bedhead] It's a good day in gossip when Helen Mirren gets into a Golden Globes after party, but Diddy gets denied at the door. [Bossip] Now you can cross "See Steven Tyler's bare ass" off your list of things to do before you die. I know, I know. When you put it on there twenty years ago it seemed a much more appealing proposal. Beggars can't be choosers. But thankfully his How is it surprising to anyone, let alone someone who has actually had sex with her, that Anna Nicole continues to sell pictures of her baby to the tabloids? Come on, Larry Birkhead. You know you're loving this. [Cele|bitchy] Britney and her new parasite drop $40K a night on the Hugh Hefner suite at The Palms. I'm not sure why she needs that rotating bed. You know the whole room is spinning for her by bedtime anyway.* [Pop on the Pop] Who is Keeley Hazell? Who cares? Her sex tape leaked. [Bossip] Damn. I was in the Lindsay-Lohan's-boobs-are-real camp for a long, long time, but now I'm starting to have second thoughts. [Yeeeah!] Oh happy day! It turns out Gwen Stefani looks human before you airbrush the hell out of her. [Teddy and Moo] Snore. Heather Mills wins something in her never-ending battle with Sir Paul McCartney. Wake me when I'm British. [Monica Monroe]
*A special congrats to Isaac Cohen, who, having been Britney's boy-toy for over a week now, has earned his previously irrelevant ass its very own label here on the Beet.
You can read 800 blogs trying to track down all the red carpet photos from the Golden Globes, or you can just go to Film.com's photo gallery, which has more of them than you could ever want to see. [Film.com]
Thankfully, Paula Abdul's PR whiz kids thought to tie her to her bed for the entirety of the day before this appearance on The Tonight Show, so she managed to seem pretty sober during it. But I guess they were so busy keeping her away from her Vicodin that no one sent her the memo regarding the formal excuse her publicist fabricated for her drunk-tastic Seattle interview last week. Exhaustion, Paula. Your rep said it was "exhaustion." I think he also mentioned something about the sound guys dropping the feed. But he didn't cite the fact that you were doing 30 interviews at the same time. And no one ever accused you of answering the wrong questions. You were answering the right questions. It's just that you were doing it while you were drunk. See, that was the problem. The drunk part.
But I'm happy to report that your PR team is heading in the right direction, in that you seem to have put together at least a half-day of sobriety prior to this interview. Baby steps, guys, baby steps.
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Thankfully, Paula Abdul's PR whiz kids thought to tie her to her bed for the entirety of the day before this appearance on The Tonight Show, so she managed to seem pretty sober during it. But I guess they were so busy keeping her away from her Vicodin that no one sent her the memo regarding the formal excuse her publicist fabricated for her drunk-tastic Seattle interview last week. Exhaustion, Paula. Your rep said it was "exhaustion." I think he also mentioned something about the sound guys dr...
daughter girlfriend is there to add a touch of youth to the image. [MollyGood]
Check out the first trailer for the new film Blades of Glory, starring Will Ferrell (my favorite!) and Jon Heder (the Napoleon Dynamite guy). I actually laughed out loud at some parts of this trailer. Truly, Will Ferrell can do no wrong in my book.
/>Check out the first trailer for the new film Blades of Glory, starring Will Ferrell (my favorite!) and Jon Heder (the Napoleon Dynamite guy). I actually laughed out loud at some parts of this trailer. Truly, Will Ferrell can do no wrong in my book.
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When you were so sure you'd eaten the last of the individually wrapped, bite-size chocolate candies you took from your boss's office during a stealthy mid-afternoon raid, but then you discover that there was, in fact, one more hiding behind your keyboard.
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I assume by now most of you have read the stories about Katherine Heigl telling an interviewer that Grey's costar Isaiah Washington needs to "just not speak in public," after Washington announced "No, I did not call T.R. a faggot. Never happened, never happened," while backstage at the Golden Globes.
Anyway, my first thought upon reading this was "Holy shit, please tell me someone has this on video." And, because Jesus loves me, Access Hollywood does. Heigl's complete anti-Washington rant is here. ...
Man, I cannot tell you how grateful I was to read today that Renee Zellweger has been dating Luke Perry. See, I think Renee's a fine actress, but for the past decade or so, she just hasn't had much luck picking scripts. Projects like Bridget Jones, Chicago and Cold Mountain must have looked good on paper, but just didn't fly with audiences as finished products. As a result, Renee hasn't really been on anyone's radar lately -- audiences just don't care about her at all anymore -- and her true talent...
I'm loving this pic of Britney's security goon sticking his flashlight in the photogs' lenses in hopes of ruining their pics of Brit in Vegas with her new boy-toy. At this angle, it looks like he plans to hurl some massively dense anti-photog ball of energy at them, Final Fantasy-style. At any rate, it didn't stop X17 from getting their pics. More here. ...
Oh, yay. Lindsay Lohan's getting her pork on with certified rapist extraordinaire Joe Francis, who, when not forcing himself on underage girls or physically abusing female journalists or getting his ass sodomized by distant associates of Paris Hilton, produces the hard-hitting documentaries in the Girls Gone Wild series. The Post reports that Francis was by Lindsay's side during her "appendectomy" hospitalization, probably because he's the one who sold her the shit that ... um ... damaged her appendix...
It's like this: the most fool-proof way to get it to rain is to get your car washed, right?
Similarly, the obvious way to ensure your ex-husband will get Paris Hilton out of his system (or, more likely, to ensure Paris Hilton will get your ex-husband out of her system) and come back to you is to throw a goddamn "divorce party" in Las Vegas.
Well-played, Shanna. Well-played.
After a dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty split, the Meet the Barkers costars were spotted holding hands at Disneyland on S...
No, no. Not Britney Spears. Don't worry, boys. She'll be unwed for at least another couple of months. You can breathe again.
I'm talking about the stunning Aishwarya Rai, who got engaged this weekend to fellow Bollywood star Abhishek Bachchan.
Rai is a former Miss World, a huge film star in India, and is often spoken of as the most beautiful woman in the world.
Bachchan is also a Bollywood star, and was briefly engaged to Karisma Kapoor, whose name makes her sound like a Bollywood porn star, but who...