Like in Clueless and stuff? Like before he was drinking cheap wine from a brown paper bag and living in your trash can and stealing Sundance press passes from unsuspecting journalists? Yeah. That was nice. ...
Those folks who took over Paris Hilton's storage locker when she forgot to pay the monthly fee on it have finally released the info they found within. Among it: pictures of Paris smoking a tampon. [Gawker] Rose McGowan's looking a little ragged these days. [popbytes] Jen Aniston's rep is just plain tired of lying. He admits his client had a nose job this weekend. [The Superficial] Singer Brandy was the cause of a disturbing Los Angeles wreck. No, not Moesha. [Bossip] Look, I tried, but I can't beat Seth and Mark on this, so I'm just going to steal their headline: ABC Sends Isaiah Washington to Gayhab. [Defamer] Clearly the most effective way to get your estranged wife to seek help for her drinking problem is to whine about it to Star magazine. Right, K-Fed? [IBBB] Hugh Hefner takes time out of his busy day to call Kelly Osbourne ugly. [Agent Bedhead] Wait, Tom Cruise isn't already Jesus? [Celebslam] Robbie Williams plans to give Elton John the gift of his penis. [Cele|bitchy] Jared Leto and his earflaps are totally ready to throw down, bitch. [Agent Bedhead] New pics of Scarlett. You know you're going to click. Don't try to fight it. [The Blemish] Wow, Mandy Moore even depresses herself! [Celebrity Smack] Something about Jenna Jameson, Paris Hilton, and girls who want to lose their virginity. As the premise for a television show. I can't read any further. I feel dirty. On behalf of our country. [Pop on the Pop] The indiest thing I have ever loved just gave birth to a little girl. Unfortunately, she had to go and ruin it by naming the kid Petah. But congrats anyway, Ani DiFranco. [CBB] The cast of Grey's Anatomy continues their love-fest, with T.R. Knight appearing on Ellen to formally recommend Isaiah Washington for sainthood. [Defamer] Even into the sixth season, the American Idol auditions continue to hold a strange power over America. Film.com's live-blogging it. [Film.com] Breaking: Paris Hilton treats another human being like crap for no discernable reason. [Celebslam] Larry Rudolph shocks the world by announcing that Britney Spears is actually not pregnant. [Hollywood Grind] Meanwhile, a definitely pregnant Tori Spelling knocks back a few glasses of wine. [DListed] Hugh Hefner generously agrees that he will maybe possibly at some point consider allowing Holly Madison to demand child support from him once she ages out. [Celebitchy] Gasp! Aniston confidante Courteney Cox was spotted fraternizing with the enemy at the Golden Globes. [The Blemish] Pam Anderson parties at the Playboy mansion, narrowly avoids a crotch shot. She is not fast enough, however, to evade the ginormous Wynonna Judd lookalike who's grabbed her by the leg and is now threatening to lick something. [TBYLTH] Things have not been going well for Cameron Diaz lately. For starters, she and longtime boyfriend Justin Timberlake split early this month. When Justin left, he apparently took with him all of Cameron's ability to choose dresses and hair colors, as she's looked like hell since. Her People's Choice dress looked like it might eat her, and her Golden Globes ensemble gave Bjork's swanfit a run for its money. So it shouldn't come as a surprise that Cam totally lost her cool at a Globes after-party when she saw JT chatting up Jessica Biel (whose relationship with baseball star Derek Jeter is rumored to be "open." According to Page Six, Sources say the temperamental star "blew up" at Biel after she saw Timberlake flirting with her. Diaz followed Timberlake to the In Style party at the Hilton Oasis, where "they had an awkward conversation." The "Charlie's Angels" star then trailed Timberlake to the Beverly Hilton rooftop for the Universal party, where she found him chatting up Biel - and screamed at the "Illusionist" star. "If that's how she wants to get him back, it won't work," said our insider. "She's desperate." Looks like it's going to be interesting to have these two back on the singles scene.
Before we begin, I want to thank Evil T for doing a kick-ass job of holding this place down while I was out of town. She is a total rock star, and I have no idea what I'd do without her. Thanks T! Now, on to the links ...
No joke. I saw him in the Salt Lake City airport this afternoon, at baggage claim. BRIGHT PINK. Neon. You CAN'T MISS HIM around here. I think that's what he wanted.
Finally in my hotel room after a day of travel and chicken wings. More on today's journey later.
Thank you to Evil T for being such a total rock star around here today. />...
So I'm being a generally pathetic human being today, ingesting the sweet, sweet liquor of E!'s High Maintenance 90210, when I recognize one of the high-profile clients. I just can't place how. Her name is Allison Pearson. I watch her. I know her. I recognize the obnoxious face, the inane laughter, the vapid expressions. Did I go to high school with her? Hm. No. Did we date the same guy? Seems likely. But no. Did I throw a drink at her at a bar? Wishful thinking. How do I know this girl?
I Google her, and ...
AH HA HA HA HA HA! Okay, I wasn't even going to run this story, and then I thought up that headline, and I was just pleased as punch with it. So here goes:
According to TMZ, Rachel Ray, whose fascinating cooking show was eventually introduced to daytime TV by Oprah, had some disparaging remarks for the talk show queen during a December 2005 dinner. Ray, after throwing back several glasses of wine, reportedly mentioned a still from Beloved that hangs in the Harpo Productions office, showing Oprah i...
I was so excited for Tuesday. On January 23, Anna Nicole Smith was supposed to bring her new baby, Dannielynn (okay, if I can't ever spell this name right on the first try, how does Anna Nicole even have a chance?), in for paternity testing, per a court order. Larry Birkhead, Smith's former paramour, had asked for the test, contesting Anna's claim that the girl's father is Anna's lawyer, super-stud Howard K. Stern. Birkhead claims the baby is his.
However, it turns out that Anna Nicole's crack lega...
Well, a girl and a bottle, technically. I guess it really takes a woman to do a man's job. According to Page Six, someone finally did the bodily harm to the scrawny contestant that Sam, Cliff and Ilan had dreamed of for months. "This girl came up to me at a nightclub and asked me if I was Marcel from 'Top Chef,' " Marcel says. "The next thing I knew, this bottle struck me, and my friends had to rush me to the hospital. I needed 30 stitches." Here's what surprises me: Marcel has friends. Not just friends, but the kind of friends who rush one to th...
Hello, lovely readers!
I'm taking off in the wee hours of tomorrow morning (read: 10 a.m.) for fabulous Park City, Utah, where I will be covering the Sundance Film Festival for Film.com through Monday. I'm taking Spiteful Lars with me, because he makes me laugh and he'll carry my bags.
This means we are leaving The Beet in the very capable hands of Miss Evil T, who will be popping in every now and then to make you laugh and to keep you updated on the very latest gossip on the five celebrities...
Ladies and gentleman:
The moment you've all been waiting for has arrived.
LINDSAY LOHAN HAS CHECKED INTO REHAB.
After her latest hospitalization for an "appendectomy" failed to result in the surgical removal of her drinking problem, the starlet finally decided to check herself out of Hyde and into a facility. Lindsay has spoken of attendance at AA meetings, and has been spotted lately drinking only from a water bottle at clubs, but multiple sources confirm that those water bottles are regula...