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Angelina Jolie's mother passed away. [MollyGood]

Mariah Carey does Playboy. This is exactly what you wanted ... in 1996. [DListed]

Matt Dillon doesn't like Marilyn Manson because Manson once cut his pubes with scissors he'd borrowed from Dillon. It's always something. [Agent Bedhead]

Mary-Kate isn't anorexic, people, she's blonde. [Celebslam]

Disney theme parks make their way into the gossip blogosphere for the first time since Lohan got trashed at Disneyland in July, with a series of Disney-themed ads featuring Beyonce, Scarlett and David Beckham. Lindsay is conspicuously absent, although she's been photographed plenty coming to and from her own Wonderland. [popbytes]

/>Angelina Jolie's mother passed away. [MollyGood]Mariah Carey does Playboy. This is exactly what you wanted ... in 1996. [DListed]Matt Dillon doesn't like Marilyn Manson because Manson once cut his pubes with scissors he'd borrowed from Dillon. It's always something. [Agent Bedhead]Mary-Kate isn't anorexic, people, she's blonde. [Celebslam]Disney theme parks make their way into the gossip blogosphere for the first time since Lohan got trashed at Disneyland in July, with a series of Disney-themed ads ...

Jayden James Exists!!!

Those diligent cameramen over at X17 finally caught a pic of Jayden James sans his ever-present blanket. You can actually see his face! And he is adorable!!! Brit-Brit was back to what she does ... best? She was at a studio in Hollywood choreographing and dancing, with both her kiddos present. JJ was in the back being held by an assistant, but he slipped into view for a frame or two. For more pics (although this is the best shot of JJ) and video, check here....

Rock On, Tara Conner

The disgraced Miss USA -- who entered rehab almost a month ago at the request of Donald Trump, who runs the Miss Universe organization, after allegations of inappropriate behavior surfaced -- checked out this weekend, and gave People magazine some killer quotes. "My life has completely changed, she says. "I'm a completely different person out of rehab. Before I entered rehab I hardly knew who I was. I felt like I was floating and I just needed someone to pull me down. I didn't think I had any kind of...

The Ruse is Up, Clay

Not that most of us were buying into it to begin with, but one of Perez Hilton's spies caught Clay Aiken red-handed (and with four fingers up) in the act of soliciting sex on a gay hook-up site. Check out a copy of the chat and the pictures. While I've never been a huge supporter of Perez's decision to out celebs, the case on Clay has been pretty clear for awhile. It must be horrible to have to hide your sexual identity like this -- I mean, if you've convinced yourself it's reasonable to tr...

Padma Lakshmi Enjoys Some Fine Herb

According to sources on the set, Top Chef host Padma Lakshmi often indulged in a joint on the set every now and then -- or, you know, "fairly regularly." As the Best Week Ever folks point out, this explains a lot, like how she usually seems only marginally involved in whatever's going on, how she speaks very slowly, and how she married Salman Rushdie. It's also disappointing, though, because we could have pushed this storyline much further. Pot brownies have been done -- can we see someone attempt a duo of Mary Jane foie...

Late-Night Links

Nicole Kidman is carted off to the hospital after an on-set car accident, but she's so badass she comes back later in the night to resume filming. Thankfully, someone got the accident on tape. [Celebslam]

Jessica's pouty expressions and hair-twirling may be more for the camera than for John Mayer. [Cele|bitchy]

Kate and Owen take another shot at their non-relationship. You know, for the sake of the little Ryder. Oh wait. [Celeb Warship]

Pics of Carrie Underwood shooting her new music video. [Celebrity Smack]

Wrap your head around this: Paul Reubens, incapable of draw the line at masturbating in a public place, also smoked cigarettes on set. [Defamer]

Black Snake Moan is characterized as "bad Ricci-porn." Count me in! [Pajiba]

Even fast food employees are loathe to be associated with Kevin Federline. [Agent Bedhead]

/>Nicole Kidman is carted off to the hospital after an on-set car accident, but she's so badass she comes back later in the night to resume filming. Thankfully, someone got the accident on tape. [Celebslam]Jessica's pouty expressions and hair-twirling may be more for the camera than for John Mayer. [Cele|bitchy]Kate and Owen take another shot at their non-relationship. You know, for the sake of the little Ryder. Oh wait. [Celeb Warship]Pics of Carrie Underwood shooting her new music video. [Celebrity Smack]Wrap your head around this: Paul Reubens, incapable of draw the line at masturbating in a public place, al...

Justin Rebounds with Jessica Biel

Justin Timberlake's only been single a matter of weeks, and the classy and talented Jessica Biel has already made herself available to him for whatever it is he may need companionship for -- snowboarding, dining, what have you. Biel made a special trip to Sundance, where she is not promoting a film, to spend time with Justin, who appeared in "bad Ricci-porn" Black Snake Moan on Wednesday. According to Perez Hilton's source, "Jessica was picked up in her chauffeur-driven Volkswagen Touareg car an...

Tyra Banks Discusses Her Weight Gain

Supermodel-turned-reality-show-host-turned-talk-show-queen Tyra Banks spoke with People magazine about the weight she's put on since she retired from modeling in 2005. When a tabloid posted these pics of Tyra looking a little hefty in a swimsuit with some disparaging headlines, Tyra's feelings were understandably hurt. "I get so much mail from young girls who say, 'I look up to you, you're not as skinny as everyone else, I think you're beautiful,' " she says. "So when they say that my body is 'ugly' and 'disgusting,' what does that make those girl...

Aw, Cameron’s Happy!

Check out these adorable pics of Cameron Diaz -- still in Hawaii -- with buddy/love interest(?) pro surfer Kelly Slater. It's good to see her happy again. But this isn't going to stop Us Magazine from releasing new deets about her Golden Globes war with Justin: “Cameron was across the room giving them the evil eye,” says a party source. “It was like high school.” Another witness says that pal Drew Barrymore even attempted to distract Diaz from her ex’s hookup-in-pr...

Anna Heche: Still Sane and Well-Adjusted

At least there's one constant in Anne Heche's life: the crazy. The actress, who dated Ellen Degeneres during her "yeah I'm totally into women since I can't land an A-list man" phase, has left her husband Coley Laffoon, a camera man. The two met, ironically, while working on a documentary about Ellen's return to stand-up comedy. They have one son together, which they opted to name Homer -- you know, so that he'll get beat up a lot. Why the split? Apparently Anne has fallen for her Men in Trees ...