Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Harry Potter and the Dubious Relationship with a Horse

Dude, little Harry Potter got hot. Daniel Radcliffe, 17, who has starred in the Harry Potter films since the first release in 2001, is now working his magic on the ladies in a series of promotional photos for Equus, a play he's doing on London's West End. While the play is an award-winning dark psychological drama about a young boy who blinds a stable of horses with a spike, the photos (check them out here) feature a naked Harry Potter (with rock-hard abs and a happy trail to die for ... if you ...

More Screech Drama

If you can believe it, it turns out Dustin Diamond (aka Screech) is every bit the classy gentleman that his Dirty-Sanchezed sex tape would make him out to be. Diamond, who is currently taping VH1's Celebrity Fit Club 5, has reportedly had trouble making friends with many of his castmates. (As an aside: I have plenty of adjectives to describe Dustin Diamond, but "overweight" has never been one of them. I like how he's doing the "fat celeb" television show just because it's a television show.) Diamond appears on the progra...

Late-Night Links

Lance and Reichen split for good. Lance must have heard about Reichen's famous wandering eye, because he's changed his MySpace song to fellow *NSYNCer's "What Comes Around Goes Around." Cute. [MollyGood]

I've resigned myself to the fact that no one is ever going to explain to me why Keeley Hazell is famous. But she sure is hot. [The Blemish]

Candid photos of an Olsen twin putting her mouth on someone else's body? Never gets old. [CW]

Also in underage antics: Hilary Duff gets wasted at Hyde. [Monica Monroe]

Gideon Yago peaces out at MTV, gives audience waaay too much credit. [IBBB]

/>Lance and Reichen split for good. Lance must have heard about Reichen's famous wandering eye, because he's changed his MySpace song to fellow *NSYNCer's "What Comes Around Goes Around." Cute. [MollyGood]I've resigned myself to the fact that no one is ever going to explain to me why Keeley Hazell is famous. But she sure is hot. [The Blemish]Candid photos of an Olsen twin putting her mouth on someone else's body? Never gets old. [CW]Also in underage antics: Hilary Duff gets wasted at Hyde. [Monica ...

Listen to the Kat McPhee CD

Who'd've thunk it? In between puking and talking about puking, Katharine McPhee actually found time to record an album. An eponymous album, at that. It's not bad, specifically, it's just not particularly interesting. Maybe it will grow on me. It's a soulful R&B sound, very reminiscent of her "Black Horse and a Cherry Tree" turn on AmIdol. It's a fairly mature sound from an AmIdol contestant. Except she had to go and title a song "Not Ur Girl." When will people stop titling songs like they were...

Brandy to Be Prosecuted in Fatal Car Crash

The California Highway Patrol has recommended that singer and sitcom star Brandy be prosecuted for a fatal car crash she caused last month. In late December, Brandy was driving on L.A.'s 405 freeway at 65 mph, but she failed to slow down when the car in front of her did. She hit the car, causing a series of accidents that resulted in the death of a 38-year-old married mother of one. There was no evidence of drugs or alcohol involved, and Brandy was not arrested at the scene.However, today the CHP ...

Andy Dick Cracks Me Up

X17 has some great footage of Andy leaving a club on Kiefer Sutherland's heels. As Kiefer signs autographs for the "fans" paparazzi, Andy demands to know why no one has a picture of him to be signed: "Can I see one goddamn picture of me? Please!" This goes on for a solid minute, then Andy tries to climb into Kiefer's limo and has to be extracted by a bodyguard. To add insult to injury, X17 has labeled the piece with "Kiefer Sutherland" and "What?" They don't even have an Andy Dick label! I don't ...

LEO IS SINGLE!!!

I suppose I should be making a concerted effort to care about the SAG awards right now, but, thankfully, there is much more exciting news on the gossip horizon! According to "press reports" (in fairness, I cannot find the source for the life of me, but who needs a source for great news like this?), Leonardo DiCaprio got his ass dumped by his girlfriend of six months, Israeli model Bar Rafaeli. The paper breaking the story is supposedly Britain's News of the World (again, can't find anything on their ...

The One Where We Pretend to Care About the SAG Awards

Once again we're treated to Hollywood's annual masturbatory awards ceremony -- the Screen Actors Guild awards, where winners are chosen by the human beings on this planet who exhibit the greatest amount of taste and professional wisdom each and every year: actors. In the winners circle, here are some of the highlights: Helen Mirren won Best Actress in a TV Movie or miniseries for Elizabeth I and Best Female Actor for The Queen. Jennifer Hudson scored Best Supporting Actress. America Ferrerra (...