As I recall, the last time we saw Michael Jackson's children, he was dangling one of them over a balcony in Germany (Or England? Who cares?). But I guess some photogs got tired of trailing Paris Hilton around Beverly Hills and filling up her gas tank, so they decided to hoof it out to Vegas (where Britney Spears is rumored to be working on her new album) and stalk the Jackson kids. The Jackson clan is hanging out in Sin City as Michael bangs out the details on what is rumored to be a comeback sho...
If you're wondering where Lindsay Lohan acquired her penchant for rambling, nonsensical epistolaries, look no further than her father's most recent jailhouse opus. [Pop on the Pop] Aw, Danny Tanner can still make his little girls smile. [Agent Bedhead] Turns out Courtney Love can stay sober and plant absurd rumors about how she's being considered as a judge for American Idol and categorically deny them, all at the same time! Yet, basic spelling continues to elude her. [Defamer] Tara Conner's no stranger to any type of blow. [ICYDK] I hadn't heard of Lily Allen until sometime last week, but this girl's getting really famous really fast. [popbytes] The gossip and sports blogospheres collide with the sound of Gisele Bundchen getting pummeled by Tom Brady. [The Big Lead] Memo to Tyra Banks: We are done talking about the weight you've put on in the past couple of years. We did it for a day or two, got it out of our systems, and we're ready to move on. We'd really appreciate it if you'd allow us to do that. Step away from the fat pictures, Tyra. Please. Love, The Blogosphere. [The Blemish] Bill Gates can't get away from Jon Stewart fast enough. [Cele|bitchy] If you had to be in rehab with Lindsay Lohan, you'd drink, too. [A Socialite's Life] Not only is Britney Spears still dating Jewish actor/model Isaac Cohen, she's sporting a star of David. Also, I challenge all readers to beat X17's headline for this one. I don't feel it's possible. [X17] Sienna Miller left her pants at the Factory Girl premiere. [ICYDK] You always knew Paris Hilton was a racist bitch, but thankfully we now have it all on tape. [WWTDD] Pete Doherty takes his eight millionth shot at getting sober. If this guy were a stock, I'd short it. [Cele|bitchy] Brandy is slapped with a $50 million suit by the parents of the woman she killed in a traffic accident late last year. [Bossip] Jennifer Lopez isn't a Scientologist, she just throws them her support when they're boosting her career. [Celebslam]
Alright, alright. The new guy over at MollyGood earned his stripes today with this headline on Isaiah Washington's return from Gayhab. I don't know who you used to be, Cord, but you're one of us now. And, just for kicks, I tracked down the headline that made me fall in love with Molly in the first place.
I'll start posting gossip at some point today, guys, I promise. Having trouble focusing. Not sure why. Well, maybe I have some idea.
In the meantime, rewatch the clips from the Sarah Silverman Program and GET FUCKING PUMPED!!! />Alright, alright. The new guy over at MollyGood earned his stripes today with this headline on Isaiah Washington's return from Gayhab. I don't know who you used to be, Cord, but you're one of us now. And, just for kicks, I tracked down the headline that made me fall in love with Molly in the first place.
I'll start posting gossip at some point today, guys, I promise. Having trouble focusing. Not sure why. Well, maybe I have some idea.
In the meantime, rewatch the clips from the Sarah Silverman Pro...
Here's the video of the chick I was talking about here. Thanks to the anonymous commenter who tracked it down. Another commenter found this article from her hometown about her Idol dreams. Rewatching this today, it's slightly less hysterical to me, which I suppose is a good thing. It means I have a soul. Beet, 1. Satan, 0.
/>Here's the video of the chick I was talking about here. Thanks to the anonymous commenter who tracked it down. Another commenter found this article from her hometown about her Idol dreams. Rewatching this today, it's slightly less hysterical to me, which I suppose is a good thing. It means I have a soul. Beet, 1. Satan, 0.
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Finally! The love of my life, Miss Sarah Silverman, has her very own show on Comedy Central. It premieres tomorrow (Thursday) night, people, so you've been given enough warning to make sure your TiVos are set. And it's on at 10:30 (9:30 Central, check your local listings), so you have no fucking excuse to miss it. It's after The Office and Grey's Anatomy. And if you are even considering watching Men in Trees instead of Sarah Silverman, please stop reading my blog forever. I mean that. You're not welcome here.
Clips below.
/>Finally! The love of my life, Miss Sarah Silverman, has her very own show on Comedy Central. It premieres tomorrow (Thursday) night, people, so you've been given enough warning to make sure your TiVos are set. And it's on at 10:30 (9:30 Central, check your local listings), so you have no fucking excuse to miss it. It's after The Office and Grey's Anatomy. And if you are even considering watching Men in Trees instead of Sarah Silverman, please stop reading my blog forever. I mean that. You're not we...
She's totally going to get a walk on her Today Show cuss-fest. Because The Sun has video of Kate Moss loverboy/rehab regular Pete Doherty actually injecting cocaine into his body. Warning: I'm totally not kidding. If watching a pathetic British rock star pierce his skin with a needle jam-packed with junk is going to bother you in any way, don't click on this video. />
She's totally going to get a walk on her Today Show cuss-fest. Because The Sun has video of Kate Moss loverboy/rehab regular Pete Doherty actually injecting cocaine into his body. Warning: I'm totally not kidding. If watching a pathetic British rock star pierce his skin with a needle jam-packed with junk is going to bother you in any way, don't click on this video....
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Beverly Hills police yesterday released more details on Prison Break star Lane Garrison's car wreck in December, which killed a 17-year-old boy. To the surprise of absolutely no one, Garrison's blood alcohol content was at least .16%, and he'd also been doing lines of cocaine before he got behind the wheel. He'll be charged with DUI, and likely with felony DUI. The police also recommended that Garrison be charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor.I'll tell ya, this guy is Brandy's best ...
While much of the fast-food industry has criticized K-Fed for his upcoming Super Bowl commercial, Taco Bell has taken a different -- and much smarter -- tack.
Dear Mr. Federline,
First off, congratulations on your upcoming Super Bowl ad. We heard it's generating a lot of talk, particularly about working in the fast food industry.
We know you respect those who work in our business. In fact, last year you said in an interview, "My kids are going to have to learn what a real job is, what life is. Y...
Britney Spears offered Kevin Federline a cool $25 mil to get out of her -- and her children's -- lives for good, and he's turned it down. Depending on whom you believe, this is either because he's holding out for $50M or because he actually refuses to make a graceful exit from the lives of their children. Says one source: "He loves his two little boys, and there's no way he's going to disappear from their lives." Both parties are asking for sole custody of the kids.
Federline has proven that he c...
Okay, look, I know the audition phase is always a freak show, but tonight was in a class all its own.
For starters, on day one in Birmingham, Paula Abdul is trashed. I mean, right from the start. Just out of her freakin' head deeeeeeeeeerunk. Not the twitching-a-little-and-making-no-sense Paula we've come to know and love, but actually-on-the-floor-and-having-trouble- standing-and- laughing-at- inappropriate-times out of her goddamn skull drunk. I suppose it's possible that the sound feed between t...